Recieve Jokes
15 recieve jokes and hilarious recieve puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about recieve that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Recieve Short Jokes
Short recieve jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The recieve humour may include short reception jokes also.
- Corona must have hit India hard... I´ve not recieved a single phone call this week from
Microsoft to warn me about a virus on my computer. - 007 recieves a new mission... to infiltrate a party and mingle. His orders are to, "bond James, bond".
- A boy goes to his parents to tell them something "Mom, Dad. I'm gay."
His father then turns to him and says "Hi Gay, I'm 100 Dollars Richer!", while recieving money from the mom. - God said to John, "Come forth and recieve eternal life." But John came fifth, and received a toaster instead.
- God said, "Come forth, John, and you shall recieve eternal life" John came fifth and won a microwave oven
- The Lord said to John "Come forth and recieve eternal life" But John came in fifth and won a Best Buy gift card.
- What's the difference between Amber Heard's lawyer and Dory? Dory at least takes a few seconds to forget an answer she recieved.
- God said to Jacob "Come forth and recieve eternal life" But he came fifth and won a tomato knife.
- Last Valentine's day I recieved so many cards from my girlfriends that I couldn't open the front door... Because my wife had the locks changed
- Jesus said "come forth unto me and recieve enternal salvation!" Paul came fifth and won a toaster.
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Recieve One Liners
Which recieve one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with recieve? I can suggest the ones about salvation and deserve.
- What kind of degree does a shipyard recieve? A dock-torate
- What do you call 2 Nuns & a cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
- Instead of The sandy Hook students recieving books... They got Magazines instead.
- What do you call a cop that just recieved a h**...? Pulled pork.
Hilarious Recieve Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about recieve you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean receipt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make recieve pranks.
A black man is lost in a desert
A black man is lost in a desert and just before death God comes before him and asks him what he desires at this moment.
The black man says:" I want lots of water, lots of women on me and I want to be white."
God says:" You ask and thou shall recieve."
And God turns him into a toilet.
A man goes to recieve tests results from the doctor
A worried man goes to recieve tests results from the doctor. Stepping into the office, he says "Give it to me straight doc! Just do it!"
The doctor replies, "No, I'm not gay."
They both burst into laughter. "Besides", the doctor says, "I don't want h**..."
You hear they are letting women into the Augusta national golf club?
They recieve green aprons instead of green jackets.
Jesus said "Come forth, and you will recieve eternal life....
But you came fitfh and one a toaster.
How to get a lot of friends
First, ask a girl to hang out with you.
Ex) me : Will ya hang out with me?
Second, recieve her answer.
Ex) girl : Let's just be friends...
Third, You got a new friend!
Following these tips, I got +10 friends! XD
