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A black man is lost in a desert
A black man is lost in a desert and just before death God comes before him and asks him what he desires at this moment.
The black man says:" I want lots of water, lots of women on me and I want to be white."
God says:" You ask and thou shall recieve."
And God turns him into a toilet.
What kind of degree does a shipyard recieve?
A dock-torate
God said to Jacob "Come forth and recieve eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a tomato knife.
Jesus said "come forth unto me and recieve enternal salvation!"
Paul came fifth and won a toaster.
You hear they are letting women into the Augusta national golf club?
They recieve green aprons instead of green jackets.
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Jesus said "Come forth, and you will recieve eternal life....
But you came fitfh and one a toaster.
How to get a lot of friends
First, ask a girl to hang out with you.
Ex) me : Will ya hang out with me?
Second, recieve her answer.
Ex) girl : Let's just be friends...
Third, You got a new friend!
Following these tips, I got +10 friends! XD
If the United States got the moon for winning the space race, what did the Soviet Union recieve for second place?
A constellation prize.
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A joke my cousin sister told me when I was 9.
For 12 years Maya was the only child. She was coddled and adored by her mom and dad who gave her all the attention. So when her little sister was born, and she began to recieve less attention, she grew resentful.
She hated her little baby sister and wanted her dead. So while watching her mother breast-feed the baby, she hatched a plan.
That night, while her parents slept, she sneaked into their room and rubbed poison on her mother's n**....
When she woke the next day, she found out her dad had died.
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j**... came to me in a dream last night and said "come fourth and recieve eternal life"
I came 5th 😐
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