The Best 17 Recession Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Recession jokes. There are some recession cutbacks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these recession crises puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Recession Jokes and Puns

Due to the recession and to save on energy costs,

the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.

What do you call Bob the builder during a recession?

Bob

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This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow...

Does that mean six more weeks of recession?

Recession joke, This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow...

The recession is getting so bad...

wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

What is the difference between an economic recession and a broken down escalator?

One is a terrible state of affairs the other is a terrible fate of a stairs.


Me: I reckon if we got a dog we should call it Noodles.

Wife: That's silly, we eat noodles.

Me: If this recession gets bad enough, yes, we would.

A donkey walks into a bar....

A donkey walks into a bar.
"Where's the horse?" asks the barman.
"Recession," says the donkey.

Recession joke, A donkey walks into a bar....

The difference between recession and depression.

Recession: When you neighbor loses his job.

Depression: When you lose yours.

In times of economic recession

A blow job is better than no job

The recession really has hit hard.

Hundreds and thousands are now known as "ones and tens".

What do you call Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc during a recession?

Friends with Benefits.

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The Greek Economy is so bad...

...they've had to cut production of humus and taramasalata. It's a double-dip recession.

My hairline is like the economy.

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What happens if you starve Turkey for 3 days?

You get a massive economic recession.

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With the new recession in order to save some energy the light at the end of the tunnel will be closed.

Signed : Donald Trump

The news have just reported that Greece will be stopping the export of Hummus and Taramasalata later this week...

Experts are saying that this will lead to a double dip recession.

Recession joke, The news have just reported that Greece will be stopping the export of Hummus and Taramasalata later

Web developer got fired

So a web developer, Bob, got fired during the recession. The only job he found was a UPS deliverer. His boss got a call from one person one time because the person never gets his package. Boss calls bob and says "Why didn't you deliver this person's package "
Bob says " I can't find that place"
Boss: "Why?"
Bob: "Coz' the street number says 404 Elm pike "

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the recession decline jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working recession calorie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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