Recess Jokes
33 recess jokes and hilarious recess puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about recess that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Jokes related to recess are often shared among friends and classmates at school. From jokes about Randall in the corner of the playground to Buckwheat in Congress, these recess jokes are sure to bring a smile to lunchtime. Read on to discover some of the funniest recess jokes around.
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Funniest Recess Short Jokes
Short recess jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The recess humour may include short recreation jokes also.
- Due to the recession and to save on energy costs, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off.
- What do you call Bob the builder during a recession? Bob
(I'm sorry idk why, but I had to post this) - This morning I saw a homeless guy talking to his shadow... Does that mean six more weeks of recession?
- What is the difference between an economic recession and a broken down escalator? One is a terrible state of affairs the other is a terrible fate of a stairs.
- School Nurse: "Sir, your son swallowed 2 dimes and a quarter at recess today. He seems to be okay." Dad: "Thanks. Call me if there's any change."
- Me: I reckon if we got a dog we should call it Noodles. Wife: That's silly, we eat noodles.
Me: If this recession gets bad enough, yes, we would. - The difference between recession and depression. Recession: When you neighbor loses his job.
Depression: When you lose yours. - A donkey walks into a bar.... A donkey walks into a bar.
"Where's the horse?" asks the barman.
"Recession," says the donkey. - What do you call Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc during a recession? Friends with Benefits.
- Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest.
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Recess One Liners
Which recess one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with recess? I can suggest the ones about retreat and vacation.
- What do you call a bombed schoolyard? Recess Pieces.
- I'm really worried about this recession. I fear that I may go bald.
- As a kid I loved playing games during recess But I drew a line at hopscotch
- What do millennial stoners play during recess? Hash Tag.
- My hairline is like the economy. recession
- There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
- What happens if you starve Turkey for 3 days? You get a massive economic recession.
- White men from the 1700's are like recessive traits
- Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
- i was expelled from elementary school. they had recess and i don't play
- Why did the recession fail to gain traction? Low interest.
- I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games.
- In times of economic recession A b**... is better than no job
Cheerful Fun Recess Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about recess you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean restroom jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make recess pranks.
8-year old Alex had a crush on his teacher, so he stayed behind in recess.
The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others.
"It's because I'm in love with you, Alex told her.
"Well," the teacher replied - "What If I don't like small children?".
"Then...we'll just have to be careful, I guess".
A w**... Contest.
Three 3rd Graders, an Irish, an Italian, and a Black are in the bathroom during recess and they decide to have a w**... contest to see who has the biggest w**...! The Irish boy pulls his out first and it's pretty small. The Italian goes next and it's about average. Then the Black Boy pulls his out and it's clearly the largest, but the other boys say "Well you won, but it's because you're black!"
So that night when the black boy goes home, his mom asks him what he did in school that day. He tells her how they did coloring, and reading, and what they learned, and how he played recess, but then he says "And mom, today me and my friends had a w**... contest, and I won! But mom, the others boys said I only won because I'm black". To which his mom replies "Tyrone, you didn't win because you're black, you won because you're 17!"
A 2nd grade class just gets in from recess...
The teacher tells the class they're going to do a spelling assignment that relates to what they did for recess. "If you can come up to the board and write the word I give you, you'll get a gold star for the day," the teacher explains. "Tommy, what'd you do for recess?" she asks the first student. "Well," Tommy begins, "I played in the sand box with Suzy!" "Okay great. If you can come to the board and spell the word 'sand' I'll give you a gold star." So Tommy goes up to the board, spells 'sand' and gets a gold star for the day. Then the teacher asks Suzy, "Suzy, what'd you do for recess today?" So Suzy answers, "like Tommy said, we played in the sand box together." "Okay," the teacher thinks, "if you can come up to the board and spell 'box' I'll give you a gold star. So Suzy spells 'box' and gets a gold star for the day. Then the teacher asks the third student, "Tyrone, what'd you do for recess today?" "Well I wanted to play in the sand box with Tommy and Suzy but they wouldn't let me," Tyrone answers. "Oh no!" says the teacher, "That's terrible! Do you know what that's called? That's called 'racial discrimination.' If you can come up to the board and spell 'racial discrimination' I'll give you a gold star."
Blowing Bubbles
A teacher asked two of her students a girl, and a boy, what they did during recess.
Girl: I was blowing Bubbles!
Boy: I was blowing Bubbles too!
The teacher then noticed another boy walking into her class from recess she did not recognize. She asked, "You must be new, What's your name?"
The boy replied with a smile: My name is Bubbles!
I remember my first kiss.....
it was during recess, by the swings. Her name was Liz, she was in 4th grade. We were talking, I don't know what came over me, I grabbed her face and kissed her. It lasted about 10 seconds, we both awkwardly kissed each other, it took us both by surprise.
That night, it was all I could think about. Apparently, that night, she told her parents.
And that's why I can't teach in New York State anymore.
The recession is getting so bad...
wives are having s**... with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
Hannah and Max are talking during recess...
Max finds Hannah really pretty. Thinking he's old enough for a girlfriend, he decides to try to flirt with Hannah.
"I just remembered, I had a dream about you last night!", Max did not, in fact, have a dream about Hannah last night.
"Oh, really? Was it a nice dream?", says Hannah, clearly flattered. Max starts to panic.
"Uh, I can't remember, I slept through it!"
The recession really has hit hard.
Hundreds and thousands are now known as "ones and tens".
Recession
With the new recession in order to save some energy the light at the end of the tunnel will be closed.
Signed : Donald Trump
A judge was hearing a case between two parties.
During recess, one party approached the judge and offered a sum of money for a favorable decision. His honorable happily accepted the bribe.
When the other party knew the judge was bribed, they approached him and offered twice the amount of the opposing party. Like the first party, his honorable accepted the bribe.
When the proceedings resumed, the judge announced:
"Because both parties have given me a large sum of money for a favorable decision, I will now have to decide the case based on its merits".
A class comes in from recess and is given a spelling test.
"Jimmy, what did you do during recess" asks the teacher. "I played in the sandbox with Sally" says Jimmy. "That's great! If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you get a cookie!" Jimmy does and gets his reward.
"Sally, what did you do during recess?" "I played in the sand box with Jimmy!" "Wow! If you can spell 'box' on the board, you get a cookie!" Sally does and gets a cookie.
"Jamal, what did you do during recess?" "I tried to play with Sally and Jimmy but they just threw rocks at me." "Oh my! That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' on the board, you get a cookie!"
So one day, Hillary Clinton was going to an elementary school to talk aboit her job.
She gives a speech and then asks for questions. Little Timmy raised his hand and Hillary called on him.
"I have three questions. 1) What was Ben Ghazi? 2) What was the Uranium One deal? 3) What happened back in Arkansas?"
Hillary was just about to answer his question when the recess bell rang and all of the kids went outside. When they all came back in, Hillary continued with questions. Now, she pointed to little Johnny.
"Okay, I have five questions. 1) What was Ben Ghazi? 2) What was the Uranium One deal? 3) What happened back in Arkansas? 4) Why did the recess bell ring twenty minutes early? 5) Where is Little Timmy?"
If you can spell...
A first grade teacher is bringing her class in from recess.
Teacher: Jimmy, what did you do outside?
Jimmy: I played in the sandbox
Teacher: Wonderful! If you can spell "sand", you will get a cookie! What did you do Sally?
Sally: I played in the sandbox with Jimmy.
Teacher: Fantastic! If you can spell "box", you will get a cookie! Toby, what did you do?
Toby: I wanted to play in the sandbox, but Sally and Jimmy wouldn't let me because I am black.
Teacher: That sounds like blatant racial discrimination! If you can spell "blatant racial discrimination"...
A 3rd grade class is coming back from recess...
When they get into the classroom, teacher says:
'Alright, we have a new student today, so we'll start this class nice and easy with a small discussion - what did you do during recess?'
The new student looked very nervous, so the teacher decided to start with someone else.
'How about you start us off Tim.'
'I was blowing bubbles' said Tim.
'Very nice!' said the teacher. j**..., how about you?'
'I was also blowing bubbles' said j**....
'Oh, nice!' said the teacher. 'Now, how about our new student-- oh I'm sorry, I believe I've forgotten your name. Would you remind me?'
'My name is Chris' he says, 'But for some reason, everyone keeps calling me Bubbles.'
