The Best 67 Reception Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reception jokes. There are some reception hotel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reception luncheon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reception Jokes and Puns

I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!

For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.

It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.

Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.

As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.

As we walked away I asked, "Why did *they* tell us to kiss and not the priest?"

My wife answered,

"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"

The CEO of AT&T just got married...

The service was okay, but the reception was terrible.

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!

Reception joke, Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

Two satellite dishes met on a roof...

They hit it off and decided to get married. The ceremony was boring but the reception was great!

An Indian man arrives at the reception of a hotel...

An Indian man arrives at the reception of a hotel and asks for a room for the night. The receptionist says "of course, sir, do you have a reservation?"
To which he replies "I'm not that kind of Indian!"


A men calls the hotel reception

He tells the manager, "I need help, my ex-wife is trying to jump out of the window", the manager replies "Do you want me to send a psychologist?", the men says "No, send the janitor, the window is stuck!"

What did people say after two satellite dishes got married?

The wedding was dull, but the reception was great.

Reception joke, What did people say after two satellite dishes got married?

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme.

Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

*Wow, thanks! I was expecting a much chilier reception, but your warm comments have kept those fears at bay (that's what you get for encouraging me :)*

Two antenna met on a roof...

fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.

Two antennas got married.

The reception was great.

Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.

Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?

Well they said the wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!

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Two antenna got married....

... the reception was amazing.

My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.

The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.

Two antennas get married on a roof...

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!

Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

A man calls up his hotel's reception

He says, "Please send someone over, I'm having an argument with my wife and she's threatening to jump out the window."

The manager replies, "I'm sorry sir, but we cannot intervene, this seems to be a personal issue."

"Dammit man, this is a maintenance issue; I can't get the window open!"

Reception joke, A man calls up his hotel's reception

I got married to an antenna...

The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G

My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Two antennas decided to get married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


i wonder if...

a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says "thanks for coming"

Two satellites got married

the wedding was okay, but the reception was incredible!

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!

Why is cellphone reception so good in Wisconsin

Even the smallest towns have at least 4 bars

You can't get good signal reception at a cemetery

It's a dead spot.

At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.'

The poor bartender was crushed to death.

Two antennas get married . . .

. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding

I went to this TV repairman's wedding

The reception was great.

Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married

The wedding was awful but the reception was great.

The husband calls the hotel reception: "Hello, can you send someone over? I'm arguing with my wife..."

"...And she says she's going to throw herself out the window!"
Receptionist: "Sir...that...that is a personal matter"
Husband: "Yes, I get it... but the window does not open...and that's is a hotel maintenance problem...!"

What do you get when two antenna get married?

A crappy wedding but great reception.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving through the desert.

The car breaks down, and they've got no cell reception, so they have to walk to get help. The brunette says "I'll grab the bottled water in case we get thirsty." The redhead says, "I'll grab the snacks in case we get hungry."

The blonde rips the drivers side door off its hinges. "I'll take this door, so if we get hot, I can roll the window down."

Receptionist: Doctor, your next patient claims to be invisible.

Doctor: Well tell him I can't see him right now.

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.

His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?

Simple, grins the millionaire, I faked my age."

His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.

"Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"

Two antennas got married

The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.

2 antennas met on a roof.

They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!

I saw on the news that the CEOs of T-mobile and Sprint got married last weekend. Great wedding,

terrible reception.

Two satellites got married

The wedding wasn't very good, but the reception was great.

A tourist is travelling down the Rhine

He books himself into an old castle that has been converted into a hotel. Once he enters, he has the creepiest feeling come over him. He asked the lady a reception if they have ghosts in the hotel. She laughs and says, " I have been here for 300 years and never seen one"

Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster.

But reception was really good.

Two radio antennas got married...

The wedding wasn't much but the reception was fantastic !

Two antennas sat next to each other on a roof for years

They fall in love and decide to get married.

The ceremony was not very good.

The reception was *fantastic*.

I went to a wedding in a Faraday cage...

There was no reception

Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop

The antenna asks the other one to marry him.

The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.

His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?

Simple, grins the millionaire, I faked my age."

His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.

"Well", he replied.  "I said I was 87!"

Did you guys hear about the two cellphone towers that got married?

It was a nice ceremony, but the reception was *amazing.*

Two satellites get married

The wedding was alright, but the reception was amazing!

Did you hear about the antenna that got married?

The ceremony wasnt much but the reception was amazing!

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?

Thanks for coming!

The receptionist got a bit shocked when a nun comes running out at full speed, with an expression that could only be described as pure horror.

Receptionist: What in gods name happened to her? The receptionist asked the doctor.

Doctor: Well, I told her she was pregnant.

Receptionist: Pregnant? A nun? Was she really?

Doctor: Of course not, but atleast I managed to cure her hiccups...

I wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank ever uses the phrase

Thanks for coming!

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The ceremony wasn't anything special, but the reception was incredible!

I was staying in a hotel last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.

Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?

The receptionist replied, Yes. You're fat, in your 40â€ēs and given you're staying in such a cheap hotel probably haven't achieved much in your life.

The D.J. at a wedding reception yelled, "Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

A politician visited a small remote rural town and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

"We have two big needs," said the Town Mayor. "First, we have a clinic but no doctors."

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, "I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"

"We have no cell phone reception at all in our town.

A wealthy billionaire dies, and his final wish is to be buried with his money.

So, at the funeral reception, the widow is speaking with guests when the matter of the billionaire's last wish comes up. The widow confirms that she honored her late husband's request.

A friend says to the widow, "You really buried him with billions of dollars?!", and the widow replies, "Of course, I wrote him a check."

Two antennae get married on a roof

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!

Politicians these days.

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

We have two big needs, said the village headman. First, we have a hospital but no doctor.

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said: I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?

We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.

Two antennas

Two antennas got married.

The ceremony was Ok, but the reception was amazing.

I just got back from the funeral of my 82 year old neighbour who died after falling off his roof when fixing his TV antenna.

The funeral was sad, but the reception was excellent.

A doctor's receptionist is working away when she sees a nun running out of the doctor's office in floods of tears.

"whats up with her?" asked the receptionist.

"Oh, I told her she was pregnant", answered the doctor.

"Oh, no! That's terrible".

"Don't worry," said the doctor, "she's not, but it's cured her hiccups".

I was checking in a hotel, and the guy at reception told me that my room was upgraded.

I said, Sweet!

Reception guy: Exactly Sir.

Two Antennas met on a roof.

A year later, they got married the wedding wasn't great but the reception was incredible.

Telephone at the hotel reception:

\- Hello, I'm calling from room 303. Could you please send someone from the service? I'm arguing with my wife and she threatened to jump out the window.

\- Sorry, this is your private problem.

\- Yeah, right, but the damn window doesn't open, and that's your problem.

"I'll do whatever I can for my constituents"

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.


"We have two big needs," said the village headman. "First, we have a hospital but no doctor."


The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while, and then said, "I have it sorted out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"


"We have no cellphone reception at all in our village."

At the reception following a wedding recently, someone yelled,

"All the married men please stand beside the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.

My ex husband cheated during our wedding reception

I guess it really was a black tie affair

Pavlov walks into a hotel.

He rings the bell button on the reception desk and exclaims, "I forgot to feed my dogs".

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