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I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!
For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.
It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.
Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.
As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.
As we walked away I asked, "Why did *they* tell us to kiss and not the priest?"
My wife answered,
"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"
The CEO of AT&T just got married...
The service was okay, but the reception was terrible.
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!
Two satellite dishes met on a roof...
They hit it off and decided to get married. The ceremony was boring but the reception was great!
An Indian man arrives at the reception of a hotel...
An Indian man arrives at the reception of a hotel and asks for a room for the night. The receptionist says "of course, sir, do you have a reservation?"
To which he replies "I'm not that kind of Indian!"
A men calls the hotel reception
He tells the manager, "I need help, my ex-wife is trying to jump out of the window", the manager replies "Do you want me to send a psychologist?", the men says "No, send the janitor, the window is stuck!"
What did people say after two satellite dishes got married?
The wedding was dull, but the reception was great.
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
He was making up for lost thyme.
Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
*Wow, thanks! I was expecting a much chilier reception, but your warm comments have kept those fears at bay (that's what you get for encouraging me :)*
Two antenna met on a roof...
fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
Two antennas got married.
The reception was great.
Source: Unsure, saw it on FB.
Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?
Well they said the wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!
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Two antenna got married....
... the reception was amazing.
My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
Two antennas get married on a roof...
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
A man calls up his hotel's reception
He says, "Please send someone over, I'm having an argument with my wife and she's threatening to jump out the window."
The manager replies, "I'm sorry sir, but we cannot intervene, this seems to be a personal issue."
"d**... man, this is a maintenance issue; I can't get the window open!"
I got married to an antenna...
The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!
What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?
1/6 G
My 8 year old son came up with this one.
Two antennas decided to get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
i wonder if...
a receptionist at a s**... bank ever says "thanks for coming"
Two satellites got married
the wedding was okay, but the reception was incredible!
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!
Why is cellphone reception so good in Wisconsin
Even the smallest towns have at least 4 bars
You can't get good signal reception at a cemetery
It's a dead spot.
At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.'
The poor bartender was crushed to death.
Two antennas get married . . .
. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding
I went to this TV repairman's wedding
The reception was great.
Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married
The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
The husband calls the hotel reception: "Hello, can you send someone over? I'm arguing with my wife..."
"...And she says she's going to throw herself out the window!"
Receptionist: "Sir...that...that is a personal matter"
Husband: "Yes, I get it... but the window does not open...and that's is a hotel maintenance problem...!"
What do you get when two antenna get married?
A c**... wedding but great reception.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving through the desert.
The car breaks down, and they've got no cell reception, so they have to walk to get help. The brunette says "I'll grab the bottled water in case we get thirsty." The redhead says, "I'll grab the snacks in case we get hungry."
The blonde rips the drivers side door off its hinges. "I'll take this door, so if we get hot, I can roll the window down."
Receptionist: Doctor, your next patient claims to be invisible.
Doctor: Well tell him I can't see him right now.
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
Simple, grins the millionaire, I faked my age."
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"
Two antennas got married
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
2 antennas met on a roof.
They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
I saw on the news that the CEOs of T-mobile and Sprint got married last weekend. Great wedding,
terrible reception.
Two satellites got married
The wedding wasn't very good, but the reception was great.
A tourist is travelling down the Rhine
He books himself into an old castle that has been converted into a hotel. Once he enters, he has the creepiest feeling come over him. He asked the lady a reception if they have ghosts in the hotel. She laughs and says, " I have been here for 300 years and never seen one"
Two radio antennas got married...
The wedding wasn't much but the reception was fantastic !
Two antennas sat next to each other on a roof for years
They fall in love and decide to get married.
The ceremony was not very good.
The reception was *fantastic*.
Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop
The antenna asks the other one to marry him.
The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
Simple, grins the millionaire, I faked my age."
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"
Did you guys hear about the two cellphone towers that got married?
It was a nice ceremony, but the reception was *amazing.*
Two satellites get married
The wedding was alright, but the reception was amazing!
Did you hear about the antenna that got married?
The ceremony wasnt much but the reception was amazing!
The receptionist got a bit shocked when a nun comes running out at full speed, with an expression that could only be described as pure horror.
Receptionist: What in gods name happened to her? The receptionist asked the doctor.
Doctor: Well, I told her she was pregnant.
Receptionist: Pregnant? A nun? Was she really?
Doctor: Of course not, but atleast I managed to cure her hiccups...
I wonder if the receptionist at the s**... bank ever uses the phrase
Thanks for coming!
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The ceremony wasn't anything special, but the reception was incredible!
I was staying in a hotel last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.
Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?
The receptionist replied, Yes. You're fat, in your 40âēs and given you're staying in such a cheap hotel probably haven't achieved much in your life.
The D.J. at a wedding reception yelled, "Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
A wealthy billionaire dies, and his final wish is to be buried with his money.
So, at the f**... reception, the widow is speaking with guests when the matter of the billionaire's last wish comes up. The widow confirms that she honored her late husband's request.
A friend says to the widow, "You really buried him with billions of dollars?!", and the widow replies, "Of course, I wrote him a check."
Two antennae get married on a roof
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!
Politicians these days.
A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
We have two big needs, said the village headman. First, we have a hospital but no doctor.
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said: I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?
We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.
Two antennas
Two antennas got married.
The ceremony was Ok, but the reception was amazing.
I just got back from the f**... of my 82 year old neighbour who died after falling off his roof when fixing his TV antenna.
The f**... was sad, but the reception was excellent.
A doctor's receptionist is working away when she sees a nun running out of the doctor's office in floods of tears.
"whats up with her?" asked the receptionist.
"Oh, I told her she was pregnant", answered the doctor.
"Oh, no! That's terrible".
"Don't worry," said the doctor, "she's not, but it's cured her hiccups".
Two Antennas met on a roof.
A year later, they got married the wedding wasn't great but the reception was incredible.
Telephone at the hotel reception:
\- Hello, I'm calling from room 303. Could you please send someone from the service? I'm arguing with my wife and she threatened to jump out the window.
\- Sorry, this is your private problem.
\- Yeah, right, but the d**... window doesn't open, and that's your problem.
"I'll do whatever I can for my constituents"
A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs," said the village headman. "First, we have a hospital but no doctor."
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while, and then said, "I have it sorted out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"
"We have no cellphone reception at all in our village."
Two antennas fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
I went to a wedding where two satellite dishes got married.
The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was amazing.
A couple of years ago, I was staying at a tiny Spanish Inn
A couple of years ago, I was staying at a tiny Spanish Inn when I started to feel ill. Needing a doctor, I rang reception who said they'd get the hotel doctor to visit. I was rather surprised that such a small place would have a house doctor, and was just telling the manager this when my room door burst open and in leapt a man yelling "Nobody expects the Spanish Inn physician!"
Two wifi antennas got married last Thursday.
The reception was fantastic!
Two 5G cell phone engineers got married.
The wedding stunk but the reception was great!
(True story) After reaching the height of his fame, Alec Guinness went into a restaurant and dropped his jacket off at the reception..
When it was time to give his name, the Receptionist told him it wasn't necessary. Feeling flattered, Alec went to his table..
At the end of the night, he went to pick up his jacket. In the pocket of his jacket, there was the ticket stub. On the ticket stub, where his name was supposed to be, it said old man with glasses .
A couple are on holiday on a pacific island...
When they arrive they hear a constant drum beat; the ask the taxi driver and he says "Drums must never stop!"
They get to the hotel and the drumming is still going, so they ask the cleaner and she says "Drums must never stop!"
The drums continue all night and the couple can't sleep. Exhausted, they storm down to reception and ask about the noise. "Drums must never stop!", says the concierge.
"But why?!" demand the couple.
"Because when drums stop... Bass solo begins!"
Receptionist: Sir. wait here, the doctor will bring you the news very soon. Doctor arrives: Hello sir, how old are you? Patient all smiles : I'm turning 70 next month!!
Doctor: I don't think so
The last wedding I was at was very emotional.
Everybody was crying, the Bride and Groom, the whole reception, the priest..
Even the massive cake was in tiers..
Two antenna meet on a rooftop and get married.
The wedding was nothing special, but the reception was great!!
How's the wedding planning coming on, John?
John: "We're having a slight difference of opinion. She wants a big church wedding, large reception, small orchestra, the works. I want to elope with someone else."
Two TV antennas got married this weekend.
The wedding was boring but the reception was amazing.
