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- At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.' The poor bartender was crushed to death.
- The D.J. at a wedding reception yelled, "Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." The bartender was almost crushed to death.
- My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.
- The last wedding I was at was very emotional. Everybody was crying, the Bride and Groom, the whole reception, the priest..
Even the massive cake was in tiers.. - Two antennae get married on a roof The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was *amazing*!
- Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
- I saw on the news that the CEOs of T-mobile and Sprint got married last weekend. Great wedding, terrible reception.
- Did you hear about the antenna that got married? The ceremony wasnt much but the reception was amazing!
- Two antennas Two antennas got married.
The ceremony was Ok, but the reception was amazing. - Two antennas decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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- The CEO of AT&T just got married... The service was okay, but the reception was terrible.
- I went to this TV repairman's wedding The reception was great.
- Two antennas got married The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
- I got married to an antenna... The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!
- Two antennas got married. The reception was great.
Source: Unsure, saw it on FB. - Two wifi antennas got married last Thursday. The reception was fantastic!
- Two satellite get married The wedding was alright, but the reception was amazing!
- Two antenna got married.... ... the reception was amazing.
- Two satellites got married the wedding was okay, but the reception was incredible!
- Two satellites got married The wedding wasn't very good, but the reception was great.
- You can't get good signal reception at a cemetery It's a dead spot.
- Two antennas got married. Wedding ceremony was a disaster. But reception was really good.
- I went to a wedding in a Faraday cage... There was no reception
- Two 5G cell phone engineers got married. The wedding stunk but the reception was great!
- Two antennas got married The reception was excellent
Reception For His Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes!
For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.
It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, "You may now kiss the bride", but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn't mind.
Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. On the way we passed the drink table, where about six people were waiting to get a fruity drink from a bowl.
As we passed, they all said in unison, "You may now kiss the bride!" My wife got giddy and gave me a big kiss, which I of course returned.
As we walked away I asked, "Why did *they* tell us to kiss and not the priest?"
My wife answered,
"In Soviet Russia, the punchline tells you!"
Antenna's Wedding
Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome.
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!
So there are two blondes stranded on an island....
One of them finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie pops out. He says, "I shall grant you each one wish". The blonde who rubbed the lamp requests a cell phone to call for help, however, it was useless because there was no reception on the island. The second blonde said, "I want to be smarter than this other blonde!" So, the genie pointed her to the bridge.
Two satellite dishes met on a roof...
They hit it off and decided to get married. The ceremony was boring but the reception was great!
An Indian man arrives at the reception of a hotel...
An Indian man arrives at the reception of a hotel and asks for a room for the night. The receptionist says "of course, sir, do you have a reservation?"
To which he replies "I'm not that kind of Indian!"
A men calls the hotel reception
He tells the manager, "I need help, my ex-wife is trying to jump out of the window", the manager replies "Do you want me to send a psychologist?", the men says "No, send the janitor, the window is stuck!"
What did people say after two satellite dishes got married?
The wedding was dull, but the reception was great.
Two middle aged gentlemen are seated next to each other at a wedding reception
Gentleman 1: Not too long ago the bride used to play in my lap. Look at her now, getting married, looking so pretty...
Gentleman 2: You must be her uncle, right?
Gentleman 1: Nope. I am her boss.
Two antennas got married.
The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding.
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
He was making up for lost thyme.
Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
*Wow, thanks! I was expecting a much chilier reception, but your warm comments have kept those fears at bay (that's what you get for encouraging me :)*
Granny's boyfriend
A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man.
The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom b**... her boyfriend."
Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married?
Well they said the wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!
Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception?
There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!
Two antennas met on a rooftop...
...they fell in love and got married. I heard the ceremony was pretty average... but the reception was excellent!
Two antennas get married on a roof...
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was great!
What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love...
They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!
Two aerials (antennas) meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
Two antennas met on a roof...
they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent.
A man calls up his hotel's reception
He says, "Please send someone over, I'm having an argument with my wife and she's threatening to jump out the window."
The manager replies, "I'm sorry sir, but we cannot intervene, this seems to be a personal issue."
"d**... man, this is a maintenance issue; I can't get the window open!"
What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?
1/6 G
My 8 year old son came up with this one.
My phone got married last week.
The service was good despite the lousy reception.
Two antennas met on a roof...
After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
Well, the wedding was terrible... but the reception was great!
Why is cellphone reception so good in Wisconsin
Even the smallest towns have at least 4 bars
A drunk staggered up to the h**...
A drunk staggered up to the hotel reception desk and demanded his room be changed.
"But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel."
"I insist on another room!!" said the drunk.
"Very good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk.
"Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."
Two antennas get married . . .
. . . the ceremony was average but the reception was outstanding
Two antennas fall in love with each other on a roof and decide to get married
The wedding was awful but the reception was great.
The husband calls the hotel reception: "Hello, can you send someone over? I'm arguing with my wife..."
"...And she says she's going to throw herself out the window!"
Receptionist: "Sir...that...that is a personal matter"
Husband: "Yes, I get it... but the window does not open...and that's is a hotel maintenance problem...!"
What do you get when two antenna get married?
A c**... wedding but great reception.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving through the desert.
The car breaks down, and they've got no cell reception, so they have to walk to get help. The brunette says "I'll grab the bottled water in case we get thirsty." The redhead says, "I'll grab the snacks in case we get hungry."
The blonde rips the drivers side door off its hinges. "I'll take this door, so if we get hot, I can roll the window down."
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
Simple, grins the millionaire, I faked my age."
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"
f**... homes are a great place to hit on women.
No matter how many times you punch them, they will never complain about it.
Or: They might give you the cold shoulder at first, but if you keep at it, they'll eventually warm up to you.
Or: Because of recent trauma in their lives, they are very receptive to having s**....
I want all buildings to have a reception area.
I think I'll lobby for it.
2 antennas met on a roof.
They fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible!
Two aerials got married.
The wedding s**... but the reception was awesome!!
A tourist is travelling down the Rhine
He books himself into an old castle that has been converted into a hotel. Once he enters, he has the creepiest feeling come over him. He asked the lady a reception if they have ghosts in the hotel. She laughs and says, " I have been here for 300 years and never seen one"
I had my wedding under a cell phone tower.
The ceremony wasn't great but the reception was excellent.
Two radio antennas got married...
The wedding wasn't much but the reception was fantastic !
In a world controlled by AI and machines, two satellites decide to get married...
...Well the wedding wasn't too romantic but that reception was amazing!
Two antennas sat next to each other on a roof for years
They fall in love and decide to get married.
The ceremony was not very good.
The reception was *fantastic*.
I went to a wedding between two antennas
The service wasn't anything special but the reception was excellent
I was staying in a hotel last night.
I phoned down to reception. Hi, this is room 26 Can I have a wake up call, please? She said Yes, you're in your mid 30s, Single, live with your mother and have achieved nothing in life!"
Two antennas fell in love on a rooftop
The antenna asks the other one to marry him.
The wedding itself was not up to par but the reception was excellent.
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
Simple, grins the millionaire, I faked my age."
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"Well", he replied. "I said I was 87!"
Did you guys hear about the two cellphone towers that got married?
It was a nice ceremony, but the reception was *amazing.*
Did you hear about the two antennas who got married?
The wedding was okay, but the reception after was fantastic.
A man survives Hiroshima and wakes up in the hospital
Man: What happened and why am I here?
Nurse: hiroshima was hit by a bomb and despite all odds you survived. Right now you are at the hospital getting treated but you have no risk of dying so no worries.
Man: Thank god. But how about my family? Are they ok also?
Nurse: Don't worry, they all evacuated safely and are waiting at the reception room
Man: That is great news. So where am I?
Nurse: Nagasaki
At a wedding reception, the groom's grandfather stood up to make his toast. Having been married for 60 years, he wanted to pass on his secret to the newlyweds. The grandfather addressed the happy couple, saying the tip to a happy and long lasting marriage is to beat your wife up every morning.
An uncomfortable silence followed. The grandfather continued, yes, I beat my wife up every morning. I get up around 6:30 and she gets up around 8.
An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof . . .
The aeirels quickly fell in love, went on many dates and were soon married. The wedding went off without a hitch . . .
But there was no reception.
My friend and I were late for a meeting
My friend and I were late for a meeting
We'd never been in that particular building before and we were lost.
My friend opened the wrong door and it turned out to be for a wedding reception.
After he closed the door, he seemed embarrassed and I said to him, "You look like you've seen a toast."
Two cell phone towers got married
The wedding was terrible but the reception was amazing.
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The ceremony wasn't anything special, but the reception was incredible!
Two ducks check into a hotel for their honeymoon. The we're making out and the male duck said I forgot to bring any condoms! So he phones reception to see if they can help out. Condoms? Of course sir. Should I put them on your bill? ...
No way! If you did that I'd suffocate!
I was staying in a hotel last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.
Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?
The receptionist replied, Yes. You're fat, in your 40′s and given you're staying in such a cheap hotel probably haven't achieved much in your life.
Two antennas met on a roof...
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
My phone was not working in the hotel room
I had to go downstairs . They had reception there
Last joke(joke3)
A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him
How did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
"SIMPLE" grins the millionaire, "I faked my age".
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
"WELL", He replied. "I said I was 87!".
A politician visited a small remote rural town and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs," said the Town Mayor. "First, we have a clinic but no doctors."
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, "I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?"
"We have no cell phone reception at all in our town.
A wealthy billionaire dies, and his final wish is to be buried with his money.
So, at the f**... reception, the widow is speaking with guests when the matter of the billionaire's last wish comes up. The widow confirms that she honored her late husband's request.
A friend says to the widow, "You really buried him with billions of dollars?!", and the widow replies, "Of course, I wrote him a check."
Politicians these days.
A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
We have two big needs, said the village headman. First, we have a hospital but no doctor.
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said: I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?
We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.