Recep Jokes
14 recep jokes and hilarious recep puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about recep that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Recep Short Jokes
Short recep jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The recep humour may include short turkey jokes also.
- I'm getting tired of all the Turkey news Turkey didn't need the Recep and frankly I don't either.
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Recep One Liners
Which recep one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with recep? I can suggest the ones about dictator and pardon.
- What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup? Erdogone
- Recep Kostak Recep Kostak
Silly Recep Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about recep you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean army jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make recep pranks.
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i wonder if...
a receptionist at a s**... bank ever says "thanks for coming"
Receptionist: Doctor, your next patient claims to be invisible.
Doctor: Well tell him I can't see him right now.
The receptionist got a bit shocked when a nun comes running out at full speed, with an expression that could only be described as pure horror.
Receptionist: What in gods name happened to her? The receptionist asked the doctor.
Doctor: Well, I told her she was pregnant.
Receptionist: Pregnant? A nun? Was she really?
Doctor: Of course not, but atleast I managed to cure her hiccups...
Receptionist: Sir. wait here, the doctor will bring you the news very soon. Doctor arrives: Hello sir, how old are you? Patient all smiles : I'm turning 70 next month!!
Doctor: I don't think so
Why are receptionists perverted?
Because they're always checking people out.
Reception
-An antenna and a satellite dish meet on a roof. The get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
My receptionist says you came here with two problems.
Patient: I have delusions of grandure and can't seem to get a grip on reality.
Doc: And what's the other problem?
Patient: I'm Batman.
Receptionist: May I have your name please?
OP: Why! You don't like yours ?
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The receptionist kept telling me that this was not the s**... Bank. I was furious.
I insisted: "Then why does the sign outside say Hospital s**... Center?"