The Best 16 Recep Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Recep jokes. There are some recep drakes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these recep turkey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Recep Jokes and Puns
i wonder if...
a receptionist at a sperm bank ever says "thanks for coming"
Receptionist: Doctor, your next patient claims to be invisible.
Doctor: Well tell him I can't see him right now.
The receptionist got a bit shocked when a nun comes running out at full speed, with an expression that could only be described as pure horror.
Receptionist: What in gods name happened to her? The receptionist asked the doctor.
Doctor: Well, I told her she was pregnant.
Receptionist: Pregnant? A nun? Was she really?
Doctor: Of course not, but atleast I managed to cure her hiccups...
I wonder if the receptionist at the sperm bank ever uses the phrase
Thanks for coming!
A doctor's receptionist is working away when she sees a nun running out of the doctor's office in floods of tears.
"whats up with her?" asked the receptionist.
"Oh, I told her she was pregnant", answered the doctor.
"Oh, no! That's terrible".
"Don't worry," said the doctor, "she's not, but it's cured her hiccups".
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
At the reception following a wedding recently, someone yelled,
"All the married men please stand beside the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Why are receptionists perverted?
Because they're always checking people out.
What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?
Erdogone
What did the receptionist for the sperm bank say to the man leaving?
Thanks for coming!
Reception
-An antenna and a satellite dish meet on a roof. The get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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My receptionist says you came here with two problems.
Patient: I have delusions of grandure and can't seem to get a grip on reality.
Doc: And what's the other problem?
Patient: I'm Batman.
Receptionist: May I have your name please?
OP: Why! You don't like yours ?
The receptionist kept telling me that this was not the Sperm Bank. I was furious.
I insisted: "Then why does the sign outside say Hospital Stroke Center?"
That receptionist with the lisp and big booty wasn't at work today
She must have called in thicc
What do you call a potato that looks just like His Excellency Recep Tayyip ErdoΔan?
A Dick-tater.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the recep tots jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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