Recent Survey Jokes

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Funniest Recent Survey Short Jokes

Short recent survey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The recent survey humour may include short recent study jokes also.

  1. Accordion to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.
  2. A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
  3. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is her eyes. Women say the first thing they notice about men is that they're a bunch of liars.
  4. A recent survey asked 12 year olds what they had done over the past week. 83 percent answered... "your mom".
  5. A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once and my goldfish died.
  6. 70% of dishes are under-seasoned, according to a recent survey by the seasoning manufacturers' association. Obviously, this is biased. Take it with a grain of salt.
  7. 1,000 Men Were Recently Surveyed About Women 10% of the men surveyed liked women with thin legs.
    15% of the men surveyed preferred women with muscular legs.
    The rest liked something in-between.
  8. 1000 men were recently surveyed about women.. 10% of men liked women with thin legs.
    19% liked muscular legs.
    The rest liked something in between.
  9. A recent survey found only 20% of parents were eating dinner with their children... ...the other 80% were using a knife and fork.
  10. According to a recent survey of Chefs, about 82% of them are part of the LGBT community. Interestingly most of them were pansexual

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Recent Survey One Liners

Which recent survey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with recent survey? I can suggest the ones about survey and recently.

  1. I recently did a survey on Syria. The results blew me away.
  2. According to a recent survey, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy.
  3. A recent survey found. 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy
  4. According to a recent survey 5/4 people are bad at fractions
  5. A recent survey was conducted on oversexed people... It found that they were more prone.

Recent Survey Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about recent survey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean polls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make recent survey pranks.

A recent survey found that the average man has s**... 1,000 times before marriage...

...and two after.

In a recent online survey, 90% of men admitted to m**... regularly.

The other 10% hit the wrong button with their left hand.

One liner....

A recent survey shows that s**... banks beat blood banks in contributions...HANDS DOWN!

A recent survey in the UK asked the following question:

Are there too many foreigners in this country now?
18% answered: **YES**
82% answered **لا، ليس الكثير**

Shower s**... in Detroit

In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had s**... in the shower.In the survey, carried out for a leading toiletries outfit, 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had, if not enjoyed, s**... in the shower. The other 14% said they haven't yet served any time in prison.

A recent study has found that 90% of dead people don't breathe.

The other 10% didn't respond to the survey.

A recent worldwide survey showed...

A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 7,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.

A recent survey says women prefer 4-5 inches over 6 inches and bigger, citing a "better fit" being one of the top reasons

While preference between Android and iOS devices are evenly split.

A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015.

87 percent of them answered "your mom"

r**... Gamers

A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week.
92% said "your mum"

A recent survey reported that three quarters of men don't know how to turn on the dish washer...

I find that l**... her n**... and a light gentle f**... usually does the trick...

A recent survey showed that most UK citizens don't eat salad...

52% of them voted against romaine

A recent survey revealed that computer science majors prefer the metric system.

They're pro-grams.

A recent survey reported 3 out of 4 men don't know how to turn on the dishwasher.

I find that lightly f**... her usually does the trick.

A recent survey has revealed that the favorite s**... position is "d**..."...

With married couples in mind, that's where the husband has to sit up and beg, while the wife rolls over and plays dead.

The Iraqi Government recently did a survey asking people if they would sacrifice themselves for their country.

9/11 say they would.

Survey says

Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

According to a recent survey,women with big b**... climb up the career ladder faster than

Men with big b**....

A recent survey found that most men prefer eating a fine meal in a restaurant to having s**....

Presumably because they get performance anxiety when diners are watching.

A recent survey...

In a recent survey 53% of pet owners said they would let their pet sleep in their bed - I tried it once but the goldfish died

In a recent survey, 100 gay men were asked how they became gay

20 of them felt they were born that way, the other 80 said they got s**... into it.