Recent Study Jokes
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- A recent study shows that 9 out of 10 people addicted to brake fluid... ...just can't stop.
- There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol had on walking… The result was staggering…
- A new study of dolphins was recently performed... The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them.
- After reading a recent study that found that the negative effects of alcohol greatly outweigh the benefits, I've decided it's time for a change in my life. I've decided to give up recent studies.
- Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.
- A recent study shows that you can't be friends with the gender that you are attracted to. Guess I am bisexual now.
- I recently went on holiday to Europe after studying languages when I was younger... It's turns out my German has gone from Bath to Sausage
- A recently conducted study reveals... Birthdays are good for health
people with more birthdays were found to have lived longer - A recent study found that California has the highest rate of Depression and Infidelity in America. It's a sad state of affairs.
- A recent study has shown patient mortality rates increase with the age of the doctor Next week I have a surgical consultation with a particularly clever-looking newborn.
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Recent Study One Liners
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- Recent study shows leading cause of dehydration in children: Bedtime.
- A recent study found out that 9 out of every 11 jobs are done inside
- Most recent obesity study was inconclusive They needed a larger test group.
- According to a recent study, 9 out of 7 people Don't understand how statistics work.
- A recent study found the number one cause of obesity in the world. Grandma's!
- A recent study has shown that every 60 seconds in Africa... A minute goes by.
- Recent study shows that 1 in 3 liberals... are just as s**... as the other two
- A recent study on l**... Concluded that they are allergic to nuts.
- I've recently been studying incels. Learning is the best way to pass time in prison.
Hilarious Fun Recent Study Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about recent study you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scientific studies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make recent study pranks.
A new twist on an old joke.
Scientists recently did a study on the effects the right side and left side of a brain had on counting.
They first took out the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10.
He says, "2, 4, 6, 8, 10".
They put the left half back in and removed the right half, asking him to count to 10 again.
He says "1, 3, 5, 7, 9".
Finally they decided to just go for it and removed the whole brain. They again asked him to count to 10 one more time.
He says, "Look. I'm great at counting to 10, ok? I love numbers and I have the best numbers. No one has better numbers than I do. My 4th grade math teacher - and let me tell you, she was the best and smartest math teacher in the country at the time - my 4th grade math teacher said to me that I am the best counter she's ever seen. The best. So if you want me to count to 10, let me tell you I can count to 10 alright. That's no problem. I will do it. I will. And I will do it better than any has ever done it before, ok?"
A recent study on crow deaths
A recent study has found over 200 dead crows near Ceduna S. Aus., and there was concern that they may have died from the Avian Flu virus.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone's relief.
However, he was also able to determine that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with large trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact.
The State hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for the large truck versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order.
When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck."
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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
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A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy.
98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study,
it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"
Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69.
Top analysts this is because they get 8 more.
A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate kittens
It increases their risk of awww-tism
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Recent study has revealed that m**... might help curing the common cold.
Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left..
A recent study has found that 90% of dead people don't breathe.
The other 10% didn't respond to the survey.
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A scientific study recently discovered that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy
They're Bashful, d**..., Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, and Doc
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Recent studies have shown that 5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rapes, and would be apart of one again.
A top research doctor recently did a breakthrough study of diarrhea and other bowel movements.
It was a real crapshoot.
Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women
1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9.
A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right.
Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found.
Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans
I guess they were accident prawn
A recent study showed that Alcohol contains female hormones.
In the study, ten men were told to each drink 10 pints. By the end of it, none of them could drive, and everything they said was hard to listen to.
Recent studies were done to see if cheetahs can drive as fast as smart cars.
The results were catastrophic.
A recent Social Behavior study showed that...
...2.6M people in Taiwan had Taipei personalities...
A recent study states that one of women's most common turnoffs on the first date is when men keep answering their phones.
Especially when it's their wife on the line.
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A recent study showed that 93% of the people in Detroit have had shower s**...
The other 7% have not been to jail.
A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated.
It was called the EU referendum.
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A recent study was done amongst leaders of catholic churches on the subject of child m**.... 90% said...
No comment.
A recent study conducted in Germany by Professor Bernd Ottovordemgentschenfelde proves that 99.9% of people
skip his name
Recent study shows 3% of scientists are Republicans
Scientists are still baffled at how high this number is.
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A recent study shows most Americans like to have s**... on days that begin with T
Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow
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The FBI made a big m**... bust recently.
The took the approximately 2 tons of w**... to a landfill and had it incinerated. However, the EPA stepped in and showed concern for the multitude of seagulls flying overhead. You know what their study discovered? That there was no tern left unstoned.
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During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to s**....
Because they all ran away when I offered.
According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking.
Because if there's one thing women love, it's a man who can lie.
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Surprisingly true fact
A recent study has shown that if a doctor surgically removes all of the veins from your body and lays them end to end, you will die.
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A recent study has found that men with beards are more attractive
More great work from the University of Bob Seger
A recent study shows that church attendance rates are down
I say give it three days and they'll rise again.
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A recent scientific study found that 95% of all homosexuals are indeed born that way....
The other 5% just get s**... into it.
Recent studies show that 100% of people disabled from the waist down are diagnosed with a mental disorder
Crippling Depression
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A recent study showed that h**... in Alabama are having a hard time making ends meet.
They get plenty of business, but are losing too much money on family discounts.
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A recent study shows that out of 2,385,529,627 people.
85% were too lazy too read that number.
A recent study found that cats are highly entertained by theoretical physics!
*Especially* string theory.
Recent Studies show over 80% of people privately admit to peeing in the shower.
But everyone puts on airs and pretends to be disgusted when I publicly admit to doing it in the bathtub.
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This just in: A recent study has discovered that dolphins and humans are the only two species to have s**... for fun.
In unrelated news: All Oklahoma residents are now banned from SeaWorld.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Except in china.
Recent studies show that chimps raised in captivity are more likely to reproduce if they are shown videos of other chimps mating in the wild.
monkey see monkey do monkey, monkey do monkey
According to a recent study, being married is the fourth best thing that could happen to a man.
The first three, in order: being single, being a widower, being dead.
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A recent study concluded that oreos are as addictive as c**....
In a more recent study, I found out that c**... doesn't actually taste better dipped in milk.
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Recent studies have shown that...
Recent studies have shown that both genders reply differently to certain questions.
For example, if you ask a woman "Why do women make better leaders than men?", they'll usually reply "Because women have better leadership."
But if you ask men the same question...
"Because a man will do anything to get a woman to shut up."
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According to a recent medical study, m**... helps to ease congestion.
The traffic cops on my afternoon commute did not agree, however.
A recent study shows that 5 out 26 people's names start with vowels...
.... Oh sorry, sometimes 6.
Recent studies show that electric vehicles made by BMW have a ten percent better battery life.
Because they don't waste electricity by using their blinkers.
TIL in a recent study interviewing the children of anti vax parents there was a correlation in what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Alive.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Recent studies find that increasing the severity of DUI laws has little deterring effect on drunk drivers
More great work from the University of Kiefer Sutherland
A recent study shows people with trace amounts of Arsenic, Selenium, Astatine, and Erbium have the longest lasting relationships
The best couples always have an AsSeAtEr
A recent study has shown that almost 92% of anti-vaxers are republican.
guess that problem solves itself.
Breaking news! A group of ornithologists have recently published a study concerning the primary cause of death among Swallows:
Apparently, they don't chew their food.
A New Scientific Study on Vaccines
A new scientific study came out recently proving a correlation between vaccines and adults with autism.
The reason given to this correlation was the children without vaccines died before becoming adults
I recently told my Dad I was going back to school to major in the study of plants...
...He said, "Botony?"
I said, "Not yet, but when I get my degree I will be able to afford a bunch."
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The Corporate Ladder
A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF
CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your b**... become
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A recent police study found that..
you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Hospital statistics
A recent study has identified the hospital operations with highest rate of mortality.
In the United States it's open heart surgery.
In Australia it's liver transplants.
And in Russia it's opening a window…
A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another recent study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.
Not Bad.
A recent study shows that the best place for corporations to do business in the US is St. Louis.
As they say, ..Missouri loves companies.