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  1. Who is cheating? A recent study showed that 1 out of 3 people in a relationship are cheating.
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    Now I've just got to figure out if it's my girlfriend or my wife.
  2. A recent study shows that 9 out of 10 people addicted to brake fluid... ...just can't stop.
  3. A recent study revealed that 85% of all Japanese men have cataracts. The rest drive Rincons and Chevrorays.
  4. There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol had on walking… The result was staggering…
  5. A new study of dolphins was recently performed... The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them.
  6. Go to health A recent study shows that women who carry a few extra pounds tend to live longer than men who mention it.
  7. A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened.
  8. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer ... than the men who mention it.
  9. A recent police study found that.. you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
  10. After reading a recent study that found that the negative effects of alcohol greatly outweigh the benefits, I've decided it's time for a change in my life. I've decided to give up recent studies.

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  1. A recent study revealed that diarrhea is genetic... .....It runs in the genes.
  2. Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy
  3. Recent study shows leading cause of dehydration in children: Bedtime.
  4. A recent study found out that 9 out of every 11 jobs are done inside
  5. Recent study shows insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids
  6. I've recently been studying incels. Learning is the best way to pass time in prison.
  7. Most recent obesity study was inconclusive They needed a larger test group.
  8. According to a recent study, 9 out of 7 people Don't understand how statistics work.
  9. A recent study found the number one cause of obesity in the world. Grandma's!
  10. A recent study has shown that every 60 seconds in Africa... A minute goes by.
  11. Recent Studies... Recent studies show that 4 out of 5 blondes are blonde
  12. Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... g**...
  13. Recent study shows that 1 in 3 liberals... are just as s**... as the other two
  14. A recent study on l**... Concluded that they are allergic to nuts.
  15. A recent study has identified the number one cause of paedophilia. s**... kids.

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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)

Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.

A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy

In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy.
98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study,
it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...

they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK"

A recent study shows that m**... twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal.

A recently conducted study reveals...

Birthdays are good for health
people with more birthdays were found to have lived longer

Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69.

Top analysts this is because they get 8 more.

A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate kittens

It increases their risk of awww-tism

Recent study has revealed that m**... might help curing the common cold.

Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left..

A recent study has found that 90% of dead people don't breathe.

The other 10% didn't respond to the survey.

Recent studies have shown that 5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rapes, and would be apart of one again.

Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women

1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9.

A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right.

Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found.

Recent studies have shown that several species of shrimp have randomly died while migrating to other seas or oceans

I guess they were accident prawn

A recent study showed that Alcohol contains female hormones.

In the study, ten men were told to each drink 10 pints. By the end of it, none of them could drive, and everything they said was hard to listen to.

A recent study has shown that listening to too much Queen might be dangerous to your health.

It contains a lot of mercury.

A recent study states that one of women's most common turnoffs on the first date is when men keep answering their phones.

Especially when it's their wife on the line.

A recent study showed that 93% of the people in Detroit have had shower s**...

The other 7% have not been to jail.

A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated.

It was called the EU referendum.

A recent study conducted in Germany by Professor Bernd Ottovordemgentschenfelde proves that 99.9% of people

skip his name

Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation

Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.

Recent study shows 3% of scientists are Republicans

Scientists are still baffled at how high this number is.

A Recent Study Found That...

...Christian women tend to become atheists after marriage. I don't find that surprising. After marriage, a woman does lose faith in a man's ability to come a second time.

A recent study shows most Americans like to have s**... on days that begin with T

Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow

The FBI made a big m**... bust recently.

The took the approximately 2 tons of w**... to a landfill and had it incinerated. However, the EPA stepped in and showed concern for the multitude of seagulls flying overhead. You know what their study discovered? That there was no tern left unstoned.

During a recent study, almost 95% of participants preferred exercise to s**....

Because they all ran away when I offered.

According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking.

Because if there's one thing women love, it's a man who can lie.

A recent study has found that men with beards are more attractive

More great work from the University of Bob Seger

A recent study shows that 1 in every 10 men are gay.

As a guy I find this really scary, that means that 1 of the last 10 dudes I slept with is gay.

A recent study shows that church attendance rates are down

I say give it three days and they'll rise again.

A recent scientific study found that 95% of all homosexuals are indeed born that way....

The other 5% just get s**... into it.

A recent study has shown patient mortality rates increase with the age of the doctor

Next week I have a surgical consultation with a particularly clever-looking newborn.

Extra weight

A recent study has found that women who carry a bit of extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Recent studies show that 100% of people disabled from the waist down are diagnosed with a mental disorder

Crippling Depression

A recent study shows that out of 2,385,529,627 people.

85% were too lazy too read that number.

A recent study found that cats are highly entertained by theoretical physics!

*Especially* string theory.

Recent Studies show over 80% of people privately admit to peeing in the shower.

But everyone puts on airs and pretends to be disgusted when I publicly admit to doing it in the bathtub.

This just in: A recent study has discovered that dolphins and humans are the only two species to have s**... for fun.

In unrelated news: All Oklahoma residents are now banned from SeaWorld.

Recent studies found out of 2,987,530,168 people

97% were too lazy to read the entire number.

Recent studies show that chimps raised in captivity are more likely to reproduce if they are shown videos of other chimps mating in the wild.

monkey see monkey do monkey, monkey do monkey

Recent study shows Asian Americans aren't voting.

They are all at the doctor because erections aren't supposed to last more than 4 hours.

According to a recent study, being married is the fourth best thing that could happen to a man.

The first three, in order: being single, being a widower, being dead.

A recent study concluded that oreos are as addictive as c**....

In a more recent study, I found out that c**... doesn't actually taste better dipped in milk.

A recent study found .....

........ that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Recent studies have shown that...

Recent studies have shown that both genders reply differently to certain questions.
For example, if you ask a woman "Why do women make better leaders than men?", they'll usually reply "Because women have better leadership."
But if you ask men the same question...
"Because a man will do anything to get a woman to shut up."

According to a recent medical study, m**... helps to ease congestion.

The traffic cops on my afternoon commute did not agree, however.

A recent study found that couples who have a lisp are much less likely to get divorced.

But they are much more likely to get divorthed.

A recent study shows people with trace amounts of Arsenic, Selenium, Astatine, and Erbium have the longest lasting relationships

The best couples always have an AsSeAtEr

A recent study has shown that almost 92% of anti-vaxers are republican.

guess that problem solves itself.

I recently went on holiday to Europe after studying languages when I was younger...

It's turns out my German has gone from Bath to Sausage

Breaking news! A group of ornithologists have recently published a study concerning the primary cause of death among Swallows:

Apparently, they don't chew their food.

A New Scientific Study on Vaccines

A new scientific study came out recently proving a correlation between vaccines and adults with autism.
The reason given to this correlation was the children without vaccines died before becoming adults

A recent study shows that you can't be friends with the gender that you are attracted to.

Guess I am bisexual now.

I recently told my Dad I was going back to school to major in the study of plants...

...He said, "Botony?"
I said, "Not yet, but when I get my degree I will be able to afford a bunch."

The Corporate Ladder

A recent study in USA have found an interesting relationship between a man social status and the sport he watches
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employee is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is American FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL
5. The sport of Choice for middle management is TENNIS
6. the sport of Choice for corporate Officers is GOLF
CONCLUSION: The Higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your b**... become

A recent study found that California has the highest rate of Depression and Infidelity in America.

It's a sad state of affairs.

Hospital statistics

A recent study has identified the hospital operations with highest rate of mortality.
In the United States it's open heart surgery.
In Australia it's liver transplants.
And in Russia it's opening a window…

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another recent study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon.
Not Bad.

A recent study shows that the best place for corporations to do business in the US is St. Louis.

As they say, ..Missouri loves companies.