Recent Political Jokes
18 recent political jokes and hilarious recent political puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about recent political that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Recent Political Short Jokes
Short recent political jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The recent political humour may include short current events jokes also.
- I recently Learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting. Apparently the term 'School photos' is more acceptable.
- My friend recently visited London. He said everyone was very polite, except in Greenwich. Whenever he asked someone for the time they got all mean about it.
- Joke that has recently become popular in Russia in light of recent protests - Dad, which concentration camp are we going to?
- Dunno, son, I'm not interested in politics. - In light of recent political tensions, please refrain from wishing Putin falls into a vat of concrete. That would set a very dangerous president.
- I recently told a joke about how Democrats favor small government, and decreased taxes. It didn't go over very well. Everyone said it was politically incorrect.
- I recently started an anarchist political group... ...but nobody who would obey the rules.
- Guys, can we please stop with all the recent fat jokes here? It isn't polite, they have enough on their plate already.
- There was an outbreak of food poisoning among the world leaders at the recent summit. During the food preparation, they feared what the Russians Putin May Merkel Trump.
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Recent Political One Liners
Which recent political one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with recent political? I can suggest the ones about current news and young politics.
- I've recently asked my smart home what do he thinks about the politics But he played dumb
Happy Recent Political Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about recent political you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean political jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make recent political pranks.
Recent political joke circulating in China
Three men who don't know each other sits in a prison cell. Each explains why he was arrested.
The first man said: I opposed covid testing.
The second man said: I supported covid testing.
The third man said: I administered the covid tests.
I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Kannaswami.
I asked him: "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"
He said: "Many, many years ago when I first went to USA, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil r**....
The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked "What is your name?" He replied "Kannaswami".
Then she looked at me and asked "What's your name?"
I said, "Sem Ting".
How did a Chinese guy have a Tamil name:
I recently met a Chinese man in Toronto and got to know that his name was "Kannaswami .
I asked him, "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"
He said -"Many, many years ago when I first went to Canada, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil r**....
The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked "What is your name?"
He replied "Kannaswami".
Then she looked at me and asked "What's your name?"
I said, "Sem Ting".
A recent poll found that just over 40% of Americans consider themselves political pundits.
This is interesting, because the same poll found that just under 15% of Americans know what the word pundit means.
A Man walks into a library...
He goes up to the librarian and says politely, Excuse me, I'd like a cheeseburger and fries, please.
The librarian, completely shocked, replies: Sir...you know this is a library, right?
The man apologizes at once. Sorry, he whispers. I'd like a cheeseburger and fries, please.
Russian knock-knock jokes (A Latvian Joke Tribute Song)
In light of recent political tensions, my girlfriend's dad and I sat down and tried to come up with some Russian knock-knock jokes.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Potato.
Potato who?
Just kidding, is secret police.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ukraine
Ukraine who?
Ukraine your neck left, see secret police.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Putin.
Putin who?
Putin your family is Gulag for asking so many question.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Secret police.
Secret police who?
If I told you, wouldn't be secret.
At one point in time...
we thought atoms represented the smallest unit of matter. Although initially thought to be indivisible, this was proven false and each atom is made up of proton, neutrons, and electrons inside.
For a time these were the smallest units, then we found that these protons and neutrons were made up of particles called quarks and leptons, which are infinitely smaller. These were the smallest units in existence.
However, as science is always evolving, it has recently been proven that infinitely smaller than even these quarks and leptons is the number of people who have actually changed any political opinion because of what someone shared on Facebook.
Wait. What's your name?
I recently met a Chinese man and got to know that his name was Kannaswami.
I asked him, "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"
He said -"Many, many years ago when I first went to USA, I was standing in line at the Political Asylum Immigration Counter. The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil r**....
The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked
"What is your name?" He replied "Kannaswami".
Then she looked at me and asked
"What's your name?"
I said, "Sem Ting"