The Best 36 Receiver Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Receiver jokes. There are some receiver lover jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these receiver tuner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Receiver Jokes and Puns
What do the NFL and Jail have in common?
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
Did you hear about the tight end who went to prison?
He came out a wide receiver
I used to play football for Jerry Sandusky.
I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver.
Did you hear about the football player who went to jail?
He went in a tight end and came out a wide receiver.
A football player...
A football player was convicted of a crime and sent to prison for several years.
He went in as a tight end and left as a wide receiver.
You know what they say about prison...
You go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver
Sometimes, like a quarterback, you have to make tough calls.
You want to make a play with the tight end but have to end up throwing to the wide receiver.
Blood Types
Watching 'Archer' and the topic of blood types came up. Conversation was as followed:
Friend: "Which blood type is the universal donor?"
Me: "O negative"
Friend: "Which is the universal receiver?"
Me: "Your mom."
*Hilarity ensued*
What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
So I think I am finally starting to understand American Football..
You get the other guy to the ground.
You go for the touch down.
Grab his ball.
Do a quick turnover.
Go in for the score.
And turn that tight end to the wide receiver.
It all makes sense now.
My football playing cousin went to prison
He went in as a tight end, and came out as a wide receiver.
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Aaron Hernandez just got convicted......
From Tight End to now Wide receiver
Aaron Hernandez maybe entering prison as a tight end...
But he will be leaving as a wide receiver.
Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL.
But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.
Aaron Hernandez went into a prison as a former tight end
but quickly converted to a wide receiver.
Bought a receiver for 99.75 $ yesterday
Got a quarter back
Nuns and prostitutes
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute playing football? Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Did you hear about the gay dog?
It was a Golden Receiver.
My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges.
But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver.
Did you hear the one about the gay football player?
He started out as a Tight End and now he's a Wide Receiver
Did you hear about the Football player that went to Prison?
He went in as a tight end, but left a wide receiver.
What do you call a cheerleader and a nun
A wide receiver and a tight end
How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead?
"After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."
Did you hear Aaron Hernandez killed himself in prison?
I guess he couldn't Handle going from a tight end to a wide receiver after all...
A tight end went to jail
He came back a wide receiver
What do you call a couple of nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
I was wondering what my mom did at the grocery store she worked at
She said she is a back door receiver, to which my dad replied "Yeah she is"
You go to prison as a tight end
and leave as a wide receiver
Did you hear about the gay high school football player?
Freshman year he was a tight end.
By senior year, he was a wide receiver.
What do you get if you combine a dog and a tv aerial?
A Golden Receiver!
What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?
A Golden Receiver.
Betty was away from home on a business trip, and on a break between meetings decided to call home collect...
...as her husband was outside changing the oil on his car, her 6 year old son Bobby picked up the phone.
Putting his ear to the receiver, he heard a man say: *"We have a Betty on the line, will you except the charges?"*
Terrified, Bobby ran outside screaming:
"DAD!!! THEY'VE GOT MOM!!! AND THEY WANT MONEY!!!"
What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
An American ship is next to German land
Captain: "May day! May day! We are sinking!!"
German receiver: "What are you sinking about?!"
Why can't Jared Goff use the phone anymore?
Because he can't find the receiver.
What do you call two nuns and a prostitute playing football ?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver
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