Receding Jokes

Following is our collection of retreat puns and highness one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Receding jokes for adults, dirty jong jokes and clean regal dad gags for kids.

The Best Receding Puns

What's it called when a King and Queen have no children?

A receding heir line...

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution.....

There's going to be hell toupee

What do you call a group of Bunnys hopping backwards?

A receding hair line

Why don't airplanes have a 'reverse' drive?

No one wants a receding airline...

I have no idea if airplanes can actually travel in reverse, just go with me folks ;)


what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hairline

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you get when a line of rabbits run backwards?

A receding hare line


What do you call a balding aeroplane?

A receding airline.

What do you call two thousand rabbits running in reverse?

A receding hare line.

One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline...

We go way back.

What are four hundred Easter bunnies hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

My friend keeps thinking that he has a receding hairline

I told him it's all in his head

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Hat tip to whoever posted the previous hair-themed rabbit joke.

The game of Musical Chairs is

just a receding chair line.

What do you call a row of rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hair line.


A row of rabbits are doing backflips....

....just my receding hareline

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