The Best 9 Receding Hairline Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Receding Hairline jokes. There are some receding hairline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these receding hairline puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Receding Hairline Jokes and Puns

The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution.....

There's going to be hell toupee

My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope.

Goddamn mail pattern baldness...

what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hairline

Receding Hairline joke, what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What's worse than a receding hairline?

An advancing hairline


One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline...

We go way back.

My friend keeps thinking that he has a receding hairline

I told him it's all in his head

Receding Hairline joke, My friend keeps thinking that he has a receding hairline

I think my hairline is starting to recede to I asked my wife what she thought about it

She said it's definitely not in your head.

I'm worried what i'll look like when my hairline recedes, so i decided to see what i'd look like with a beard.

I'm just trying to plan a head.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the receding hairline jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working receding hairline piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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