Receding Hairline Jokes
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The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution.....
There's going to be h**... toupee
My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope.
g**... mail pattern baldness...
what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hairline
What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?
A Receding hairline
Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.
Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!
So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.
What do you call a hundred rabbits hopping backwards in a queue?
A receding hairline
What's worse than a receding hairline?
An advancing hairline
One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline...
We go way back.
My friend keeps thinking that he has a receding hairline
I told him it's all in his head
I think my hairline is starting to recede to I asked my wife what she thought about it
She said it's definitely not in your head.
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