rebuilt Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious rebuilt puns

I can't wait

I can't wait to watch that one movie 2012. If I'm with kids, I'll say yeah, I remember that. I barely survived. I'm glad we rebuilt.

👍🏼

Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?

They are separated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before. "Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!" "Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil. "I'll sue you if I have to," answered God. "Sure," laughed Satan. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

👍🏼

What car brands mean

Ford-Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge

Pontiac-Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car

Fiat- Fix It Again Tony

Chevrolet-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Nissan-Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense

GM-Gluteus Maximus

GMC-God's Mechanical Curse

LTD-Long, Thin Dumpster

Oldsmobile-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.

👍🏼

Im an inspiration

I rebuilt chernobyl with my own 3 hands

👍🏼

They rebuilt our amusement park after it burned down.

It's now called the recreation park.

👍🏼

What are the most funny Rebuilt jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Rebuilt? Well, here are the best Rebuilt dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Rebuilt pick up lines to share with friends.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

Joko Jokes