Hilarious Fun Reboot Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot
She plays Hannibal Montannibal.
Should Ryan Reynolds star as Gatsby in The Great Gatsby reboot?
I mean he has already been green lantern AND deadpool.
What does a computerized frog say?
Reboot, reboot, reboot,...
God had asked Jesus and the Devil to type out their quarterly reviews...
They are almost finished when suddenly, the power goes out. When it comes back on and they reboot their desktops, the Devil's screen is blank while Jesus's reviews stayed intact. Frustrated, the Devil asks Jesus why he still has his reviews. Jesus's response, "Jesus saves."
What did x æ a-12 got when he was given a lithium iron battery, to reboot himself?
Li-Fe
I got boots for my birthday then regifted them
It was a reboot
What's the difference between a frog giving a speech and the worst thing Netflix has ever done?
One is Ribbit Ribbit the other is Reboot Reboot.
My computer lost its shoe.
It had to reboot.
Justin Timberlake to star in Dark Crystal reboot
Working title: "Bringing Skeksis Back"
Who is D.C. Movies most dangerous villain?
Mr. Reboot
Another movie reboot
Pam and Doug were walking past a movie theatre when Doug pointed and said hey look they're remaking that old PG-13 classic, but it looks like this time they're giving it an R!
Pam looked over and, sure enough, there was a big poster for Planet Of The Rapes
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In a short-sighted rushed effort to reboot the iTouch product Apple decided to market it to schools. Apple named their new product iTouch Kids. It didn't go over well...
It did great in the 12-25 prison stint group though.
All these women-casted movie reboots
The studios behind the women-casted reboot movies must be making a fortune by cutting their labor costs by 30%
Rumor has it Hollywood is casting Idris Elba for a Lord of the Rings reboot to promote diversity.
Idris is playing the Tolkien Black Guy
Top 5 Ways to Build Trust Once it is Broken
5. Do what you say
4. Honor your promises
3. Tell the truth
2. Speak from the heart
1. Remove from the domain and then add back into the domain after a reboot.
Guess which film franchise reboot would score millions now?
The Mask.
Here in about 50 years, when Harry Potter is on its 5th reboot, this time with an all house elf cast, the author will be
J. K. Rowling over in her grave.
Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared...
I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*
What did Stephen Hawkins do when his shoes fell off?
He would re-boot
Roseanne was fired from the Roseanne Show
but re-hired to be the female Archie Bunker for the All in the Family re-boot
I guess they asked Christopher Lambert what he thought about a Highlander reboot...
...and he said "There can be only one."
My last days.
If I ever end up on life support unplug me. Then plug me back in again and see if that works. REBOOT me baby!
In the mold of a Jeff Foxworthy joke
You know you are a redneck when you think a reboot has something to do with new footwear.
Let's reboot Robocop and replace Peter Weller with Peter Dinklage.
Call it Robocrop .
What is one kind of movie that is impossible to reboot with an all female cast?
Silent.
They're rebooting The Magic School Bus
With the Friz? No way!
Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show:
Ed, Edd, and Edgy
How do you avoid the constant Apple reboot loop?
Don't make a third movie
