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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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This may be controversial to most people, but i feel it must be said. I FULLY support flying the rebel flag.

How else are we supposed to show our support and remembrance of the battle of Hoth, and our willingness to topple the empire and bring peace to the galaxy?

What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance?

Leia Princess!

I always suspected that Matthew McConaughey was a rebel. That suspicion was confirmed when I saw what he wore every single day after Labor Day.

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the s**... bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?


Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-a**... neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!

Why are X-wings so grubby?

Rebel s**....

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Why did Vader (Anakin) finally rebelled against the Emperor?

In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and n**... for Vader to carry out Order 69.

What do you call a rogue toaster?

A rebel appliance.

There was a rebellion in Saudi Arabia recently.

I guess it was time for a sheikh-up.

Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star?


Rebel joke, Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star?

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The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a t**... attack which kills 300'000 people.

What do you call a rebel fighter who drowned on Dagobah?


I'm a rebellious Mexican man in the Star Wars universe.....

They call me "Rogue Juan"

[Spoilers] Regarding the Rogue One movie, do you think Jyn had a thing for Cassian?

Of course she did! Who doesn't like a Rebel?

You might be Rebel s**... if...

You wear an orange jumpsuit and all your friend go by "Red".

I don't believe in Santa

I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus.

When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure.

You could say I was a rebel without a Clause.

What is the difference between a rebel base and a Pakistan school?

I don't know I'm just a drone pilot

What do you call her when St. Nick's wife dumps him to join a biker gang?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a c**... live performance of a James Dean movie?

Rebel without applause.

Rebel joke, What do you call a c**... live performance of a James Dean movie?

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus

I once gave a girl an Australian Kiss.

It's like a French kiss but down under.

credit to Rebel Wilson who I heard it from first.

This year, Santa will have some competition.

One of Santa's little Elves has gone rogue and decided to start a rival gift distribution business.

He's a rebel without a Claus.

Why did the rebels lose at the hoth battle?

The terrain was inhothpitable.

What do you get when you destroy a Rebel ship?

Rubble s**....

My Jewish girlfriend's grandma must be a rebel

Honestly haven't seen any person in her generation getting a tattoo in her arm

Describe yourself in three words:

I am a rebel.

What do you call Rudolph before he joined the rest of Santa's reindeer?

Rebel without a Claus

When I was 10 years old I made up this joke. When James Dean got his girlfriend pregnant, she tried to get him to go to childbirth classes, but he refused to go. He was a Rebel Without Lamaze.

Pearl Necklace Norway joke

Rebel Wilson: Fun fact, a pearl necklace means something different in Norway.

What instrument does Darth Vader play?

The rebel bass.

Everyone's been making May the 4th jokes, but not me.

I'm a rebel.

What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure?

A rebel without a clause

Why did Rudolph run away from Santa, get a tattoo and dye his tail purple?

He was a rebel without a Claus

Why couldn't the Empire find the rebel base?

They were looking in Alderaan places.

I'll describe myself in three words.

I am a rebel.

What do you call it when cats rebel?


Where do you keep the rebellious chicken?

In the coup

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