Rebel Jokes

51 rebel jokes and hilarious rebel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rebel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Rebel Short Jokes

Short rebel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rebel humour may include short rogue jokes also.

  1. What do you call a writer who doesn't follow the rules of sentence structure? A rebel without a clause
  2. Why did Rudolph run away from Santa, get a tattoo and dye his tail purple? He was a rebel without a Claus
  3. In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine.
  4. What did Julius Caesar say when the French tribesmen rebelled against him? I can't believe you had the Gaul to do this.
    You're driving me in-Seine. I can't handle this Rhine now.
  5. Pearl Necklace Norway joke Rebel Wilson: Fun fact, a pearl necklace means something different in Norway.
  6. With the new Space Force I heard America was building their very own Death Star...and the rebels are going to pay for it
  7. What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic? A rebel without a gauze.
  8. What do you call a rebelling Eukaryote? A Protesta
  9. Did you hear what happened to the ship that transported live goats? The goats rebelled and had a muttony
  10. I got a new cylindrical bailer for the hay, but the cows all rebelled... ...they wanted three square meals a day.

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Rebel One Liners

Which rebel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rebel? I can suggest the ones about uprising and bandit.

  1. What do you call it when cats rebel? Mew-tiny!
  2. What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out? A rebel without a gauze
  3. What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus
  4. Why couldn't the Empire find the rebel base? They were looking in Alderaan places.
  5. I'll describe myself in three words. I am a rebel.
  6. Why did the rebels lose at the hoth battle? The terrain was inhothpitable.
  7. I don't believe in Santa I guess you could say I'm a rebel without a Claus.
  8. Describe yourself in three words: I am a rebel.
  9. Everyone's been making May the 4th jokes, but not me. I'm a rebel.
  10. What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance.
  11. What instrument does Darth Vader play? The rebel bass.
  12. What's the fastest way to become a general in the Rebel Alliance? Leia Princess!
  13. What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month? The Imperial March.
  14. What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah
  15. What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key.

Rebel Wilson Jokes

Here is a list of funny rebel wilson jokes and even better rebel wilson puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I once gave a girl an Australian Kiss. It's like a French kiss but down under.
    credit to Rebel Wilson who I heard it from first.
  • Someone tried to kill Rebel Wilson... ...they were charged with attempted mass genocide.
Rebel joke, Someone tried to kill Rebel Wilson...

Ridiculous Rebel Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about rebel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean revolutionary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rebel pranks.

Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-a**... neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!

Best explanation of Star Wars

The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a t**... attack which kills 300'000 people.

Why did Vader (Anakin) finally rebelled against the Emperor?

In Episode 3, he helped carry out Order 66 to kill all Jedi.
In Episode 4, he helped carry out Order 67 to destroy Alderaan.
In Episode 5, he helped carry out Order 68 to destroy rebel base on Hoth.
In Episode 6.... the Emperor was just too old and n**... for Vader to carry out Order 69.

What did the s**... bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?


This may be controversial to most people, but i feel it must be said. I FULLY support flying the rebel flag.

How else are we supposed to show our support and remembrance of the battle of Hoth, and our willingness to topple the empire and bring peace to the galaxy?

Where do you keep the rebellious chicken?

In the coup

Why are X-wings so grubby?

Rebel s**....

What do you get when you destroy a Rebel ship?

Rubble s**....

What do you call her when St. Nick's wife dumps him to join a biker gang?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

When I was young, I stopped believing in Santa despite massive peer pressure.

You could say I was a rebel without a Clause.

I'm a rebellious Mexican man in the Star Wars universe.....

They call me "Rogue Juan"

There was a rebellion in Saudi Arabia recently.

I guess it was time for a sheikh-up.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call Rudolph before he joined the rest of Santa's reindeer?

Rebel without a Claus

Rebel joke, What do you call Rudolph before he joined the rest of Santa's reindeer?

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