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What is a good rebar joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man was making a robot out of whatever he could find

The head was an old toaster, the torso a series of welded wrenches and bolts, the arms and legs bits of rebar. It wasn't pretty, so he gave it an ugly name: Brek.
The thing worked fine, but it wasn't terribly balanced. The left hand was heavier than the other, so it always leaned to the left. While looking for something to balance it, he had Brek hold his cup of milk. As luck would have it, that was exactly what he needed - the robot was perfectly balanced.
Because milk is part of a balanced Brek fist.

What's the difference between a good sound tech and a great sound engineer?

Sound engineers chrome plate their own rebar.


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