The Best 11 Reassure Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Reassure jokes. There are some reassure distraught jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reassure insure puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Reassure Jokes and Puns

I was worried about my prostate exam

But luckily my doctor was kind enough to keep his hands on my shoulders the whole time to reassure me.

There is no ghost

While visiting a spooky historic house, a lady confided in the guide that she was terrified of ghosts and dreaded meeting one on the tour.
To reassure her, the guide told her that in all the years he had worked at the house, he had never seen a single ghost.
And how long have you worked here? asked the woman.
Three hundred years.

What did T say to reassure V?

"Don't worry. I'm right behind U."

Reassure joke, What did T say to reassure V?

I try to reassure everyone I meet, Republican or Democrat alike - the cost of replacing Trump is actually not that high.

It is only 1 Pence.

How do you reassure a suicidal person?

You tell them to hang in there.


It's been alleged that I've written a series of tweets about the song I'm Too Sexy .

I'd like to reassure my followers that I did not write said thread...

How do you reassure a postman who is insecure of his gender?

You call him a Male Man

Reassure joke, How do you reassure a postman who is insecure of his gender?

A hospital director catches up with a patient running bare foot from the building

Why did escape from the operating room? said the director

Because the nurse was saying: " it's ok be brave, it's just appendicitis it's a simple operation..."

So what? she was just trying to reassure you...

She was talking to the surgeon!

What did the electrician say to reassure his apprentice?

You conduit!

Oscar Pistorius was given such a merciful sentence...

... that I had to look up Reeva Steenkamp's picture on the Internet to reassure myself she was white.

Please doctor

Patient : please doctor reassure me what do I have?
Doctor: you have Alzheimer
patient : please doctor reassure me what do i have?

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reassure persuade jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reassure operation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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