The Best 4 Reassurance Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reassurance jokes. There are some reassurance audible jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reassurance appease puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reassurance Jokes and Puns

Girlfriends are like phone apps

They come with in-app purchases, and need the reassurance of updates to function well.

Do you think they can hear us having sex?

"No, no, no, we can't," said a voice with reassurance on the other side of the wall. "But you'd probably be quieter if she went on top."

What did Lorde say to her sister when, seven minutes and fifty-five seconds into watching Pulp Fiction, they were kidnapped by an evil warlock who said that he would turn them into the last food they heard someone else talk about, and she asked Lorde for reassurance that everything would be okay?

"We will never be Royales."

What reassurance did the proud Jewish father offer his struggling son?

"Don't worry, son; we Katz always land on our feet."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reassurance snoke jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reassurance relief piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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