Reassignment Jokes
20 reassignment jokes and hilarious reassignment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reassignment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Reassignment Short Jokes
Short reassignment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reassignment humour may include short delegation jokes also.
- A trans man went to his therapist and then a gender reassignment surgeon. To both of them he said the same thing... I need to get something off my chest.
- I decided to have a chat with my son the other day about gender reassignment, and I really wanted to be frank with him. But some days I can't help but be Susan.
- I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'
- What did Paul Newman change his name to after undergoing gender reassignment surgery? Paul New-Ma'am.
- I have been thinking about getting into writing cards for Hallmark. Here is the first go: outside Get well Inside: Hung! Happy Gender Reassignment Surgery!
- Transitioning I was thinking today how the 18 month Brexit transition period is a little like gender re-assignment treatment. There will be an 18 month period where we're neither really in or out.
- What do you call a hard rock fan going through gender reassignment surgery? A transition metal.
- What do you call it when someone presses the Command key to reassign the command button? Meta.
- Uma Thurman just got gender reassignment surgery. They're calling it 'the three-inch punch'
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Reassignment One Liners
Which reassignment one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reassignment? I can suggest the ones about rearrange and changing job.
- What do you call a gender reassigned person who has a baby? Transparent.
- Did you hear about Susan's gender reassignment surgery? Yeah, now Susan *B* Anthony
- My dad got a gender reassignment and now I never see him He's transparent
- What do you call a bruise left from a s**... reassignment surgery? Caitlyn
Great Reassignment Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about reassignment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean changing name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reassignment pranks.
I have a male to female trans friend who just finished her gender reassignment surgery.
I asked how she felt afterwards and she said...
"I feel hole inside!"
(This joke is not meant to be transphobic, it exists purely for the pun. Trans rights!)
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I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night...
He specialized in male-to-female s**... reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*.
So there was a police officer and his police dog...
The officer called the dog Joke, as it made him laugh always. Regardless, he loved the dog. However, one day the dog was demoted and reassigned to another Buddhist officer who wanted a dog to help him abstain from material things. The first officer was, of course upset. One of his friends he worked with asked what was wrong, and the first officer said, Well, it should be obvious. My Joke's been reposted for more karma!
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What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery?
Manuel Trans Mission
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My dad had gender reassignment surgery. Now he has a horrible poker face.
He's transparent.
One day, Billy and his dad went to a baseball game to celebrate his dad's gender reassignment surgery
when they arrived, they noticed that Billy's seat was behind his dad's. His dad said
"I'm sorry I have to stand in front of you the whole game Billy"
Billy responded,
"That's okay dad, at least you're trans-parent"
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I dreamt a very real dream where I got s**... reassignment surgery done by a ghost doctor.
It was a trans-lucid dream
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They gave me the sack at work the other day, i don't know why.
I guess it's a souvenir for doing my first s**... reassignment surgery
