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67 rearrange jokes and hilarious rearrange puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rearrange that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Rearrange Short Jokes

Short rearrange jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rearrange humour may include short arranged jokes also.

  1. Hey dad, why is my sisters name Teresa? Your mother named her after her love for Easter, and when you rearrange the letters you get Easter.
    Alright, thanks dad..
    No problem Alan!
  2. I know its slightly distasteful but, what's the best way to punish a blind kid? rearrange the furniture
  3. I told my sister that if you rearrange the letters in 'vanilla' you get 'pirate' Her: no you don't
    Me: yes, 'a villain' with a missing i.
    Note: true story
  4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together And then move the rest of them to match the layout of a QWERTY keyboard too.
  5. How do Helen Keller's parents punish her for misbehavior? They re-arrange the furniture around the house.
  6. What does the soil have in common with a mailman? They both become hostile when you rearrange their letters.
  7. I was bored, so I spent all day re-arranging my spice rack, only for one of the herb jars to exploded all over me... I've got way too much thyme on my hands
  8. I bumped into a stranger. He turned around and told me he was gonna rearrange my teeth. What a great dentist he was - so glad I met him.
  9. Not sure if you knew this, but if you rearrange the letters in LGBTQ... Somebody will probably get offended...
  10. Rearrange the letters: NOR DO WE to make one word. Rearrange the letters: NOR DO WE to make one word.

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Rearrange One Liners

Which rearrange one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rearrange? I can suggest the ones about reassignment and reform.

  1. If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN... They become VERY ANGRY.
  2. If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN you get them VERY ANGRY
  3. Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of "Postmen" They get really angry
  4. If you rearrange all the letters of POSTMEN You will get them VERY ANGRY
  5. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd move U Cause you're blocking the TV
  6. Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in post office They get really annoyed
  7. If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN They get really upset.
  8. How do parents punish their blind child? They rearranged the furniture.
  9. I rearranged my keyboard today Now everything's under Control
  10. I was told I should rearrange my mood. But that could spell my doom.
  11. How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture.
  12. How do parents punish their blind kid? The rearrange the furniture in the house
  13. What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network? LANscaping.
  14. What do they call divorce in India? Re-arranged marriage
  15. How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room

Rearrange Letters Jokes

Here is a list of funny rearrange letters jokes and even better rearrange letters puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Rearrange these letters to from words 1.pneis
    2.buttsxe
    Did u get *spine* and *subtext*
    yeah neither did i
  • If you rearrange the letters in the words Faith and Religion, you can make "Microwave." No, don't test it or question it, just believe me.
  • Practice makes perfect. But only if you remove the A, the I, a C, add an F and an E and then rearrange the letters.
  • If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN... They great REALLY ANGRY.
  • If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN They still deliver it.
  • What do you get when you rearrange the letters of postmaster? Fired.
  • If you rearrange the letters in "Vladimir Putin" you get murdered.
  • The letters in "Pirated Envelopes" Apparently the letters in "Pirated Envelopes" can be rearranged into "Sleep deprivation"!
    It only took me all night to figure out
  • Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
  • What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
    Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Cheeky Rearrange Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about rearrange you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rearrange pranks.

Gurl, if I could rearrange the alphabet

I would make the first twelve letters be E,T,A,O,I,N,S,H,R,D,L and U. Those being the approximate order of the most frequently appearing letters in the English alphabet.

Medical School Entrance Exam...

When I was young (100 yrs. Ago) and my intent was to go to medical school, the entrance exam included several questions that would determine eligibility.

One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when e**...."


Those who spelled "SPINE" became Doctors. The rest ended up in Congress.

The fishing trip

So four high school friends have gone fishing together every year for the last two decades. That was until this year, when Jim had to inform the group he couldn't make it.
"Look, it's the wife. She's been saying I haven't been spending enough time with her."
Of course, the others were upset but told him they couldn't rearrange all the schedules to make it work out this year, so they stuck to the date.
The morning of trip, the guys are unloading on the dock when Jim comes running up with his stuff.
"What's the deal, Jim?" asked one of the fishermen.
"So I came home from work last night and I found my wife in the bedroom. She was laying down with a spool of rope, some duct tape and a ball-gag, and told me how she's been reading *50 Shades of Grey*. She told me to tie her up and do anything I want. So, uhh, here I am!"

Entrance Exam

A recent entrance exam for Medical School included several questions that would determine eligibility.
One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when e**...."
Those who spelled 'spine' became Doctors.
The rest ended up in Congress.

How I Nearly Became A Doctor

How I Nearly Became A Doctor
When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when e**....
Those who answered spine are doctors today.

An engineer said: When I was young I decided to go to medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets
P N E I S
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when straight.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are Engineers.

When I was young I decided I wanted to attend medical school...

At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the following alphabets:
 
P  N  E  I  S
 
The question asked us to rearrange the letters in a way that it would spell the most important part of the body that is most useful when straight.
 
Those who answered *SPINE* are doctors today, and the rest of them are my friends.

Nearly became a Doctor

Only a few of my friends know that I nearly became a doctor. But this is what happened.
When I was young in the 1970's, I decided I wanted to a be doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when e**....
Those who answered "spine" are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via the internet!

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.
One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when e**...."
Those who answered "spine" are now doctors
The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.

If you rearrange the letters in f**.......

You have real fun!

What does Stevie Wonder's wife do when they have an argument?

She rearranges the furniture

I quit my career as a professional poker player, and I decided to open a grocery store.

For the first couple weeks, I didn't earn much money. Then, I decided to rearrange the meat and the snacks in my store. I started earning lots of money. I knew that I would succeed when the chips were down and the steaks were high.

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.

Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

Rearrange the letters PNEIS ...

**When I was young I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.** 
**One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when it is e**....  Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.** 
**The rest of us are swapping jokes on Reddit.**

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond?

Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.
Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.

I rearranged all the wrenches in my Dad's toolbox.

Nobody expects the spanners switch position!

Rearrange joke, Not sure if you knew this, but if you rearrange the letters in LGBTQ...