Rearended Jokes
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Funniest Rearended Short Jokes
Short rearended jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rearended humour may include short born jokes also.
- I rear-ended a car the other day and out comes a little person. He says to me, "I'm not happy", so I reply, "Then which one are you?"
- a girl to her mother: Mom! I was stopped at a red light and got hit by a car! --oh no! who rear-ended you?
lots of guys, mom! But can we go back to talking about my accident please? - What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen.
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Rearended One Liners
Which rearended one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rearended? I can suggest the ones about ferry and traffic.
- How did the tugboat get AIDS? It was rear-ended by a ferry.
- My Honda Accord was rear-ended by a truck. Now it's a Honda Accordion.
- Did you hear that Mr. White rear-ended someone? Braking Bad
- What do an angry parent and a car wreck have on common? They can both be a rear-ender.
- I got Rear-ended in traffic the other day... Thank goodness I wasn't in my car.
- The Bearded Lady just rear-ended some Siamese Twins. It was a freak accident.
- What kind of accident did the proctologist have? He was rear-ended.
- A man rear-ended a car... It wouldn't start the morning after because it had a blockage.
- My brother forgot his apple today. Until he was rear-ended by a doctor.
- Why can't g**... get auto insurance? Because they're always rear-ending each other!
Entertaining Rearended Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about rearended you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aids jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rearended pranks.
I told my friend that "Last night there was a rear-end collision in my parking lot. After that, the drunk guy that hit the car gave me $800 and drove away". My friend asked me "Is that enough to fix it?"
I said "I don't care, it wasn't my car."
I got distracted today while driving and rear-ended the car in front of me.
The car door opened and out hopped the driver. He stormed up to me, all 3' 9" of him, and angrily blurted out "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
*"Which one are you then?"*
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Three Doctors
Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They're gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.''
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
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My smart a**... mouth always gets me in trouble.
I was rear-ended, which caused me to rear-end the car in front of me. The driver, who was a dwarf, approached
aggressively after the accident yelling, "I am NOT happy."
I decided that I would try to lighten things up and answered,
"OK, I can see that, but then which one are you?"
That's when the fight started.
I rear-ended another car this morning.
I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a really bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!
He was a dwarf!! He looked up at me and said, "I am 'Not Happy.'
So I said, "Well, then, which one are you?"
And, that's how the fight started.
Many years ago, an Irish cop was walking his beat in Boston
He sees a rabbi pull to a complete stop at a stop sign, only to get rear-ended moments later. The officer goes up to the rabbi's car and says "Don't worry, I saw everything." He walks over to the car that rear-ended the rabbi only to find a Catholic priest as the driver. The police officer looks at him and says "Ok Father, how fast was the car going when he backed into you?"
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.
