The Best 9 Reappear Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reappear jokes. There are some reappear perform jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reappear misdirection puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reappear Jokes and Puns

A man got arrested for having drugs in his pocket.

"Officer," he said, "I can explain."

-How? -the officer replied.

"Every time I throw those drugs in the toilet, they magicaly reappear in my pocket."

-Don't lie to me. -says the officer.

"Let me show you then."

So the officer allows him to show it. A man takes out drugs, throw it in the toilet and fushes the water.

-Let me see your pocket now. -says the officer.

"My pockets?"

-Yes, to see those drugs.

"What drugs?"

Great Easter joke I heard today

**Wife:** "What are your plans for Easter?"

**Husband**: "Same as Jesus."

**Wife**: "What do you mean?"

**Husband**: "I will disappear on Friday and and reappear on Monday."

**Wife**: "AWESOME, if you do that I'll do the same as Mary."

**Husband**: "What do you mean?"

**Wife**: "Show up pregnant, untouched by my husband"



Husband stayed home all Easter.

Plans for Easter

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus..

Wife: What do you mean ??

Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What's the difference between me and a magician?

We both can make a girl disappear but I can't make them reappear again.

I got jailed when I performed a magic trick.

Apparently, when I make the kids disappear, I also have to make them reappear.


Easter

Wife: What are you doing for Easter?
Hubbie: the same thing Jesus does.

Wife: what do you mean?
Hubbie: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.

Wife: that's amazing. Go ahead you do that and I'll be like Mary.
Hubbie: What do you mean?

Wife: I'll show up pregnant, untouched by my husband.

When I was a kid...

...I wanted to be a magician. My parents being the supportive people they are, helped me learn how to perform magic. My father even taught me half of a two-part lesson on disappearing tricks. I'm still waiting for the part on how to reappear.

My mum is the worst magician ever...

She made Dad disappear, but she couldn't make him reappear!

Easter Weekend

Wife: Honey, what's for Easter?
Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reappear disappear jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reappear magician piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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