The Best 42 Reaper Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reaper jokes. There are some reaper harvester jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reaper plaque puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reaper Jokes and Puns

Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!

What do you call the happy fellow that brings death to the people?

The grin reaper

Death comes upon you. What do you tell him?

A man is wandering through a film studio, when he suddenly hears a loud crack. He looks up, and almost in slow motion, he sees a giant set piece falling towards him.

With a silent puff, the Grim Reaper appears beside him. In a panic, he points and shouts:

"Sean Bean is over there! "

Inspired by a battlenet forum post for Hearthstone :)

Reaper joke, Death comes upon you. What do you tell him?

What does the grim reaper and a pedophile have in common?

They both take people before their time.

Today at my school, someone dressed up as the Reaper for Orange Ribbon week

He was looking pretty Grim

I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children

Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay.

Widowmaker and Reaper are the worst heroes in Overwatch.

All they had to do was kill ONE monkey, a Zookeeper is a better shooter than these doofs!

Reaper joke, Widowmaker and Reaper are the worst heroes in Overwatch.

Michael Jackson was briefly appointed the new Grim Reaper.

He was fired because all he did was sell Pop Sickles.

What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch?

There will be grim reaper cushions

Carrie Fisher dead at 60.

Her last words were "aren't you a little short for a grim reaper."

What Reaper says when he is going to hair dresser?


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Why does the grim reaper need a hearing aid?

Because he's deaf.

Helium, Krypton, and Neon started a band. Why did everyone hate their cover of Don't Fear the Reaper?

No Bell.

Did you hear about the guy who had a crush on the Grim Reaper?

I heard he beat it to death.

Grim Reaper

A man and his wife are at home watching TV when suddenly the doorbell rings.
The man opens the door to see the Grim Reaper standing in front of him.

He turns around to his wife and says "Honey, it's for you!".

What did Reaper need when he lost his face?

A Repair.

Reaper joke, What did Reaper need when he lost his face?

Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago.

...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.

The Grim Reaper came for me last night but I beat him away with a vacuum cleaner...

Talk about Dyson with death.

Did you hear that the Angel of Death went on a diet?

The call him the Slim Reaper now.

TIL: Chuck Norris died earlier this month

But the Grim Reaper hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.

Why does the grim reaper refuse to acquire any exhalation-based reflex from a stereotypical latin name?

It takes yawn from no Juans

What do you call a smiling man holding a scythe?

A grin reaper

A man is resting on his death bed...

As he waits to pass on, he sees the reaper approach his bedside.

"I am the angel of deaf!" Says the reaper.

The man, confused, asks "Don't you mean the angel of death?"

"...Could you repeat that?"

The grim reaper approaches Paddy and says "I'm death"

Paddy says "I'll talk louder then"

If the Grim Reaper didn't know what died....

he would really hate middle aged dads during summer.

Did you hear the one about the gay Grim Reaper?

He had skeletons in his closet.

When Gary Kasparov played a game of internet chess with the Grim Reaper, why did he play 1.d4?

Because he knew not to go against 1.e4 c5 when Death is on the line!

Why couldn't the Grim Reaper go to war?

Because he supports all troops

Dont challange Death to a pillow fight

...Unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions.

How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black?

He uses dye!

Why does the Grim Reaper go on so many dates?

He's deathperate

The Grim Reaper came for me last night

The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

Never challenge death to a pillow fight

unless you're ready to face the reaper cushions

Once, I agreed to help Death move his couch to his new place.

After we got there, I realized I forgot those things you're supposed to sit on.

There were reaper cushions.

Since other people liked the Turkish joke I translated, here's another one

Nasreddin Hodja was on his deathbed. He called her wife and told her to dress up nicely and wear makeup. She was confused about why he wanted that, so she asked him why.

Well, when the reaper comes he might like you more and take you with him instead of me.

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions

How does the Grim Reaper have children?


Have you heard about the Angel of Death that's not so intelligent?

The Dim Reaper?

What did the Grim Reaper say when he walked into a shoe shop?

I've come for your soles!

What's it called when the Grim Reaper screws up and gets a concussion?

A repercussion

What do you call the grim reaper with hearing problems?


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