Reaper Jokes

55 reaper jokes and hilarious reaper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reaper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Reaper Short Jokes

Short reaper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reaper humour may include short rebel jokes also.

  1. Dont challange Death to a pillow fight ...Unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions.
  2. Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.. ..if you're not willing to deal with the reaper cushions.
  3. Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago. ...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.
  4. I made a huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight… I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.
  5. NEVER start a pillow fight with Death.... Unless your ready to face the Reaper cushions!!!!!!!
  6. Don't ever challenge Death to a pillow fight If you do, you must be prepared for the Reaper cushions.
  7. TIL: Chuck Norris died earlier this month But the Grim Reaper hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
  8. Never challenge Death to a pillow fight Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
  9. Carrie Fisher dead at 60. Her last words were "aren't you a little short for a grim reaper."
  10. The Grim Reaper appeared beside me when I was chopping some carrots in the kitchen. He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me....
    Very scary, when you are dicing with death.

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Reaper One Liners

Which reaper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reaper? I can suggest the ones about reel and grasshopper.

  1. Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions
  2. I challenged Death to a pillow fight. I wasn't prepared for the reaper cushions.
  3. What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch? There will be grim reaper cushions
  4. Never challenge death to a pillow fight unless you're ready to face the reaper cushions
  5. I had a dream last night that I was vacuuming with the Grim Reaper I was Dyson with death
  6. Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!
  7. What did the chicken say to the grim Reaper? Should have looked both ways.....
  8. What did the Grim Reaper say when he walked into a shoe shop? I've come for your soles!
  9. Why does the grim reaper need a hearing aid? Because he's deaf.
  10. How does the Grim Reaper have children? Reaper-duction
  11. What's it called when the Grim Reaper screws up and gets a concussion? A repercussion
  12. What is the Grim Reaper's favorite kind of drink? Mortali-tea!
  13. What Reaper says when he is going to hair dresser? DYE DYE DYE!
  14. Jeff just had a pillow fight with death... He faced the reaper-cushions
  15. How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black? He uses dye!

Grim Reaper Jokes

Here is a list of funny grim reaper jokes and even better grim reaper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you know that the Grim Reaper sneaks into everyone's bedroom at night and jerks off? It's true! Death comes to us all.
  • Last night the Grim Reaper came for me, but I managed to beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with Death.
  • The Grim Reaper started hosting an art class in their spare time. They call it, a brush with Death!
  • The Grim Reaper and I used to share sweeping duties. I had a brush with Death.
  • What do you call the grim reaper with hearing problems? Deaf..
  • Why does the Grim Reaper go on so many dates? He's deathperate
  • Did you hear about the guy who had a crush on the Grim Reaper? I heard he beat it to death.
  • If the Grim Reaper didn't know what died.... he would really hate middle aged dads during summer.
  • What is the grim reapers favorite kind of music? Soul.
  • I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay.
Reaper joke, I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children

Howlingly Hilarious Reaper Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about reaper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean executioner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reaper pranks.

Since other people liked the turkish joke I translated, here's another one

Nasreddin Hodja was on his deathbed. He called her wife and told her to dress up nicely and wear makeup. She was confused about why he wanted that, so she asked him why.
Well, when the reaper comes he might like you more and take you with him instead of me.

Grim Reaper

A man and his wife are at home watching TV when suddenly the doorbell rings.
The man opens the door to see the Grim Reaper standing in front of him.
He turns around to his wife and says "Honey, it's for you!".

Once, I agreed to help Death move his couch to his new place.

After we got there, I realized I forgot those things you're supposed to sit on.
There were reaper cushions.

The grim reaper approaches p**... and says "I'm death"

p**... says "I'll talk louder then"

If you ever get into a pillow fight with death...

You'd best be ready for the Reaper Cushions

Reaper joke, If you ever get into a pillow fight with death...