Reaper Jokes

What are some Reaper jokes?

Dont challange Death to a pillow fight

...Unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions.

Chuck Norris actually died 6 years ago.

...But the Grim Reaper still hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.

What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch?

There will be grim reaper cushions

TIL: Chuck Norris died earlier this month

But the Grim Reaper hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.

Carrie Fisher dead at 60.

Her last words were "aren't you a little short for a grim reaper."

Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!

Grim Reaper

A man and his wife are at home watching TV when suddenly the doorbell rings.
The man opens the door to see the Grim Reaper standing in front of him.

He turns around to his wife and says "Honey, it's for you!".

Why does the grim reaper need a hearing aid?

Because he's deaf.

What Reaper says when he is going to hair dresser?

DYE DYE DYE!

What does the grim reaper and a pedophile have in common?

They both take people before their time.

How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black?

He uses dye!







Cheesy joke I came up with last night, enjoy.

The grim reaper approaches Paddy and says "I'm death"

Paddy says "I'll talk louder then"

A man is resting on his death bed...

As he waits to pass on, he sees the reaper approach his bedside.

"I am the angel of deaf!" Says the reaper.

The man, confused, asks "Don't you mean the angel of death?"

"...Could you repeat that?"

What do you call a smiling man holding a scythe?

A grin reaper

Widowmaker and Reaper are the worst heroes in Overwatch.

All they had to do was kill ONE monkey, a Zookeeper is a better shooter than these doofs!

Did you hear about the guy who had a crush on the Grim Reaper?

I heard he beat it to death.

If the Grim Reaper didn't know what died....

he would really hate middle aged dads during summer.

I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children

Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay.

What do you call the happy fellow that brings death to the people?

The grin reaper

What did Reaper need when he lost his face?

A Repair.

Helium, Krypton, and Neon started a band. Why did everyone hate their cover of Don't Fear the Reaper?

No Bell.

Did you hear the one about the gay Grim Reaper?

He had skeletons in his closet.

Michael Jackson was briefly appointed the new Grim Reaper.

He was fired because all he did was sell Pop Sickles.

Did you hear that the Angel of Death went on a diet?

The call him the Slim Reaper now.

Death comes upon you. What do you tell him?

A man is wandering through a film studio, when he suddenly hears a loud crack. He looks up, and almost in slow motion, he sees a giant set piece falling towards him.

With a silent puff, the Grim Reaper appears beside him. In a panic, he points and shouts:

"Sean Bean is over there! "



Inspired by a battlenet forum post for Hearthstone :)

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