Reanimator Jokes
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Reanimator Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Wife hanging from a rope.
I found my wife hanging from a rope in the attic. There was a note saying, "I really can't stand your criticsm any longer!" I quickly cut the rope and reanimated her. Thankfully I could bring her back to life. As she lay in my arms I could see her eyes slowly open and I said, "Come on, that's not how you spell criticism."
Why do necromancer's hate original cartoon shows?
Because they prefer the reanimated versions.
A guy shows up at the gates of heaven
St. Peter prepares to welcome the man, but before St. Peter can greet him, the man walks away. A few moments later, the exact same thing happens. This repeats itself a couple of times before St. Peter angrily asks: "For God's sake, are you gonna come in or not!?"
The man, walking away yet again responds: "I can't help it, they're reanimating me!"
What do you call a rerun of cartoon about zombies?
Re-animated
RIP Bugs Bunny
Attempts to reanimate him failed.
Have you heard about the guy who reanimated the dead?
He made Mary Shelly roll over in her grave.
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How do u reanimate a corpse?
Abra Cadavera!
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