The Best 12 Realtor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Realtor jokes. There are some realtor foreclosure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these realtor condo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Realtor Jokes and Puns

A man was trying to subdivide a large piece of property he owned in Manhattan.

But no matter how many ways he tried, he was unable to split it up into any number of equal sized parcels. He asked a realtor if she could help, but the realtor said there was simply no way to do it.

The problem, she said, is that's a piece of prime real estate.

Realtor: I'm selling some land, you want some? Me: how much?

Realtor: Lots

A man is buying property from a realtor...

And he's seeing some really nice lots for sell. However, he's seeing something odd... the first lot he sees is lot 1, then he sees lots 2 and 3, but the next lot is lot 5. After that he sees lots 7, 11, and 13. Puzzles, the man asks, Hey, what about all the other lots? The realtor looks at him and says, oh, I only deal in prime realty.

Realtor joke, A man is buying property from a realtor...

So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House

A guy says "Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"

The realtor says "Brochure"

My wife and I went to see a realtor.

"Have you guys considered moving houses?" he asked.

I said, "No, we don't like caravans."


Why are realtors good at selling houses?

They're good at ceiling deals.

Sherlock opens a realtor business.

Calls it Sherlock Homes.

Realtor joke, Sherlock opens a realtor business.

What did the ladybug realtor say?

What did the ladybug realtor say?

"My home is in escarole."

I'm sorry, I'll leave.

My realtor was really angry with me as I moved into my new house without paying it off in full

It looks like the bank forgot to Post Malone.

So I caught the realtor selling luf house sniffing my sisters underwear....

Pretty weird considering my dad is the one selling our house

My realtor once asked me if I'd be interested in igloos

I told him that I could be Inuit

You can explore realtor reo reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean realtor salesperson dad jokes. There are also realtor puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I met a realtor who didn't know the abbreviation for 'apartment'.

I thought, that's apt

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the realtor property jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working realtor nar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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