Realtor Jokes
19 realtor jokes and hilarious realtor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about realtor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Realtor Short Jokes
Short realtor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The realtor humour may include short broker jokes also.
- There are three things verbose realtors should keep
in mind... Loquacion. Loquacion. Loquacion. - So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says "Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"
The realtor says "Brochure" - My wife and I went to see a realtor. "Have you guys considered moving houses?" he asked.
I said, "No, we don't like caravans." - I followed my realtor's great advice and only sold my home once the value had increased It was much appreciated
- What did the ladybug realtor say? What did the ladybug realtor say?
"My home is in escarole."
I'm sorry, I'll leave. - My realtor was really angry with me as I moved into my new house without paying it off in full It looks like the bank forgot to Post Malone.
- So I caught the realtor selling luf house sniffing my sisters underwear.... Pretty weird considering my dad is the one selling our house
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Realtor One Liners
Which realtor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with realtor? I can suggest the ones about salesperson and condo.
- Realtor: I'm selling some land, you want some? Me: how much? Realtor: Lots
- Why are realtors good at selling houses? They're good at ceiling deals.
- Sherlock opens a realtor business. Calls it Sherlock Homes.
- My realtor once asked me if I'd be interested in igloos I told him that I could be Inuit
- I met a realtor who didn't know the abbreviation for 'apartment'. I thought, that's apt
- What's a realtor's favorite music genre? House.
- What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a Realtor? Skeletor!
- My friend in the middle east is a Realtor. He works for Century 1.
Cheerful Fun Realtor Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about realtor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean property jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make realtor pranks.
A man was trying to subdivide a large piece of property he owned in Manhattan.
But no matter how many ways he tried, he was unable to split it up into any number of equal sized parcels. He asked a realtor if she could help, but the realtor said there was simply no way to do it.
The problem, she said, is that's a piece of prime real estate.
A man is buying property from a realtor...
And he's seeing some really nice lots for sell. However, he's seeing something odd... the first lot he sees is lot 1, then he sees lots 2 and 3, but the next lot is lot 5. After that he sees lots 7, 11, and 13. Puzzles, the man asks, Hey, what about all the other lots? The realtor looks at him and says, oh, I only deal in prime realty.
