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Was kicked out of a c**... Vietnamese restaurant…
So I don't really care if they banh mi.
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I drive a mail truck with the steering wheel on the right hand side. Sometimes I pretend I'm in England by
Eating really c**... food
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I have a father in law
He's a really c**... lawyer though..
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So a panda walks into a restaurant....
sits down and begins looking at the menu. The waiter quite taken aback by this panda decides he doesn't look dangerous and takes his order. The panda eats his meal, takes out a handgun, shoots a few rounds off and gets up to leave.
The waiter now freaking out asks the panda "Why would you do that?!?" In which the panda replies "look it up" and hands him a really c**... looking dictionary. The waiter thumbs through it and finds the word "Panda"
It says:
Panda: a bear-like mammal that Eats, shoots and leaves.
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Have had a stomach bug all day...
Needless to say I had a really c**... St Party's day.
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Why do you t**... yourself like that?
This isn't quite a joke, but a funny situation that just happened to me.
I walked into the living room to see that my roommate was playing a really old and c**... looking video game that looked like it could be Atari.
So I asked him "Why are you torturing yourself like that, playing these horrible Atari games? You have a Playstation right there!"
To which he replied "Sadomasochism." I shrugged and said "Fair enough."
There was a moment of silence, so he said it louder. "*Sadomasochism*."
I looked at him really weird, said "Whatever" and turned to leave the room, so he said it again -
"Not Atari, Sadomasochism."
It turns out he was saying "Sega Master System" the whole time.
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There was a Packers fan with a really c**.
.. seat at Lambeau.
Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line.
Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the f**...."
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