The Best 20 Realization Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Realization jokes. There are some realization realise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these realization accomplishment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Realization Jokes and Puns

I've developed a fetish for figuring things out.

I just came to that realization.

I've have got this weird fetish for figuring things out.

Matter of fact I just came to that realization.

I wanted to have a threesome..

..but then I came to the realization, if I wanted to disappoint two people I'd just have dinner with my parents.

Realization joke, I wanted to have a threesome..

I think I have a fetish for figuring things out...

What makes you think that?

I just came to that realization.

I have come to the realization that I am, in fact, a man trapped inside a woman's body…

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have put the lube next to the glue…


Just now, I've developed a fetish for figuring things out.

I just came to that realization.

A man is lying on a couch in his therapists office...

The man: Doc, I think I have a fetish for figuring things out.

Therapist: ...What makes you think that?

The man: I just came to that realization.

Realization joke, A man is lying on a couch in his therapists office...

The Net Neutrality issue made me come to the sad realization...

I'll finally have to start paying for movies I get from Pirate Bay.

I had a sudden, albeit extremely belated, realization about Jared from Subway

His career ended the way it began: trying to get into smaller pants.

I remember having this little plastic cut out shapes to help with drawing when I was little.

I used to be really obsessive about them actually, I'd spend hours. But there would always be more to draw around.

Then I had this realization, that I'd never be done. I'd run out before I could finish. It was weirdly horrifying and morbid.

But anyway that's the story of my first extra stencil crisis.

Got stoned once when I had a sudden realization:

I shouldn't have broken the law in Saudi Arabia!

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I just came to the realization,

Obesity is a growing problem.

The actual best knock-knock joke ever.

This is my go-to knock-knock joke.

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Friend: Why?

You: To get to ugly's house —*chuckle like it's funny*

—*a few seconds later*

You: Knock knock!

Same friend: Who's there?

You: The chicken.

I've come to the realization

that my tinder profile is so bad that even bots won't swipe right.

So, a man with Primordial Dwarfism wanted to apply as a firefighter, but they wouldn't hire him.

It soon came to his realization it wasn't fahrenheit.

I finally worked out why my girlfriend is mean one minute and nice the next.

The realization hit me like a tsunderebolt.

Realization joke, I finally worked out why my girlfriend is mean one minute and nice the next.

I've come to the realization that my PC is almost like my girlfriend at this point...

Seeing as it's the only thing that gets frequently turned on by me.

I've come to realization that I'm not very good at talking smack, so now whenever someone insults me I give them a picture of Bernie Sanders vomiting.

You could say I give em a sick bern.

As a kid I've always wanted to be Batman when I grew up but then i was disappointed by a sudden realization...

I have parents


Quitting smoking is a lot like getting out of a relationship.

It's a sad and slow realization of all of the things that you used to like to do it after.

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