Realization Jokes
28 realization jokes and hilarious realization puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about realization that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Realization Short Jokes
Short realization jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The realization humour may include short realized jokes also.
- I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.
- Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist... but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
- I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by. I just didn't realize it would Zoom.
- I used to think all black people had boomboxes then I realized that was just a stereo type
- Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers: Riceless
- As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase
- I bought coconut shampoo today, but when I got home, I realized... I don't even *have* a coconut...
- Instead of water, I put redbull in the the back of my coffee maker this morning I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
- I always thought that Steve Jobs would make a better president than Donald Trump but then I realized that I'm comparing apples to orange
- I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions. Oh well, hindsight is 1.
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Realization One Liners
Which realization one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with realization? I can suggest the ones about realised and reality.
- I just realized that the word seven has 'even' in it. That's odd.
- Jeff Bezos only got divorced because he realized his marriage was a union.
- I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless.
- Most people don't realize that Iron Man.. Is a Fe-male.
- Saved her contact as "Heaven on earth". Realized it was too long so I abbreviated it.
- I used to think my autocannibalism made me cool. Now I realize I was just full of myself.
- I've only now realized tofu is overrated It's just a curd to me.
- I was gonna go to rehab until I realized rehab is for quitters
- I just had a shocking realization I'm a terrible electrician.
- Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced? He realized his marriage was a union.
- What did the gay guy say while parking? Wow, I'm not straight at all...
- I once considered going vegetarian But then I realized it would be a huge missed steak
- It's a sad moment when you realize the trash goes out more often than you do.
- I realize I'm not good advising suicidal people I said "hang in there!"
- I just realized how gay my clothes are. They come out of the closet every morning.
Unearthly Funniest Realization Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about realization you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean awareness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make realization pranks.
I've developed a f**... for figuring things out.
I just came to that realization.
An old man is selling watermelons...
His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10
A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon.
"That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing."
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..."
My wife texted "I'm leaving you"
And followed with "after lunch to go shopping with my sister."
I asked why in the world she sent the message that way. "I just wanted you to realize how good you have it with me."
I texted her back "Remind your sister she said she would come over later to give me a h**..."
A minute later I finished the message "-searching and resume building."
My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said,
"Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?"
A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot like my best friend.
I'm really happy that my prayer worked.
I've realized that s**... would solve all my problems....
...if I could just get the right people to try it.
I thought of having a t**...
But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents
I've have got this weird f**... for figuring things out.
Matter of fact I just came to that realization.
A kid is playing video games in his room, minding his own business.
His mother walks in. "Honey, come meet my new boyfriend!"
"I'm kind of busy right now. Can you bring him in here instead?"
A minute or so later, her boyfriend walks in. "Hey, champ! How you doing?"
The kid ignores him.
"Don't like champ, huh? That's fine. How about BlueDragon72?"
The kid turns his head quickly. "I haven't heard that name since I was ten..." He then realized. "It can't be.."
"Call of Duty, right? I told you I'd bang your mom."
An 88-year old man came to the hospital and said to the doctor, Doctor, my 18 year old wife is pregnant with my child.
The doctor paused and said, There was a master bear shooter in a village. He never missed a shot.
But one day he was in a hurry, and took his umbrella instead of his rifle by mistake.
When he encountered a bear, he still didn't realize his mistake and pointed the umbrella and shot the bear.
The bear lay dead with a bullet in his heart!
The old man said, That's s**...! The bullet must have been shot by another person.
That's exactly right, said the doctor.
A kid is selling lemonade…
The boy's sign reads 1 cup for 25¢, 3 cups for $1
A construction worker stops by and asks to buy one cup of lemonade.
"25 cents", says the kid.
The construction worker then buys another one, and another one, paying 25 cents each.
As the construction worker walks away, he turns around with a smile, and says: "Hey kid, you realize I just bought three cups for 75¢… Maybe lemonade stands aren't your thing."
"I guess you're right" says the kid good-naturedly as he sets up the next 3 cups.
