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127 reality jokes and hilarious reality puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reality that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the funniest side of reality TV and more with these hilarious "reality" jokes. From the potential and reality of augmented and virtual reality to the miracles of real-life events, see how NBC and other outlets have showcased the humorous facets of everyday life.

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Funniest Reality Short Jokes

Short reality jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reality humour may include short realist jokes also.

  1. TIL of a reality show where the goal is to do as much drugs as possible without dying or getting caught. It's called the Tour de France.
  2. Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year... ...so that's just being hippocritical...
  3. Why Don't We Have a Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Walk to the End of the Earth? Because that would be edgy
  4. If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world The ending would be a cliffhanger.
  5. Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same... ...but in reality, they are polar opposites.
  6. What type of lights were on Noah's Ark? You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
  7. Give a man a fire, he's warm for a day Teach a man to fire: he'll turn orange, run a reality show based on it, and then take over your country.
  8. I looked at the ocean today, and thought it looked completely orange... And so then I wondered if it was reality or a Fanta sea.
  9. Microsoft had the Holo-lens, Google had Google Glass.. Apple missed the opportunity to create augmented reality glasses and call them iBrowse
  10. New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist. You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up.

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Reality One Liners

Which reality one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reality? I can suggest the ones about real life and actual.

  1. What's the most bitter tea in existence? Reality
    *cries in the corner*
  2. What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality
  3. What does reality and an MMORPG have in common? You never get invited to a party
  4. A Gamers perspective of Reality. Great graphics, terrible gameplay.
  5. What will they call Trump's prison reality TV show? Orange is the new Orange.
  6. Got a reality check today It bounced.
  7. If Eminem had the infinity gaulent.... He could actually snap back into reality
  8. What is the worst kind of tea? Reality.
  9. I hate reality checks Cause I can't cash them
  10. What do you get when you cross a horror film with a reality TV show? The evening news
  11. I've grown bored of reality, So I started watching cable news.
  12. Imagine NOT being a failure to your parents Then step back into reality
  13. Who is reality good for? People that can't handle drugs
  14. What kind of tea is the hardest? Reality
  15. Ideal dream: make love not money Reality: No money, no honey.

Reality Tv Jokes

Here is a list of funny reality tv jokes and even better reality tv puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If you need a distraction from the election there is a new American reality TV series starting soon. It's called The White House. Apparently the lead actor has been given a 4 season contract.
  • What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows? Survivor guilt.
  • A reality TV mogul, a woman, and a Jew are running for president... And that's just the front runners!
  • a Dictator, Basketball player and a Reality TV all meet in a foreign Country there has to be joke here, what ya got?
  • A time-traveling FBI officer informed JFK that the tenth next president of the US would be a reality TV celebrity JFK was mind blown
  • Kim Kardashian is a big fan of Einstein After she discovered he invented reality tv
  • Lindsay Lohan had a miscarriage while filming her reality TV show So, will she sue herself?
  • What do odd numbers and reality TV stars in common? They literally can't even
  • I have an idea for a new reality TV show Where landowners give up a small patch of unused land to innovative companies that produce energy.
    Frack My Ditch Up.
  • Jeff Probst is the host and executive producer of the reality TV Show Survivor. Well, Probst to him.

Virtual Reality Jokes

Here is a list of funny virtual reality jokes and even better virtual reality puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call virtual reality transcendentalism? Ralph Waldo Immersion
  • I just got baptized in virtual reality! It was totally immersive.
  • What do you call a racing game in virtual reality? Oculus drift!
  • Wicket Warrick was wearing a virtual reality headset... and e-walked into a cantina.

Reality Check Jokes

Here is a list of funny reality check jokes and even better reality check puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I had a dark bump on my arm checked out at my ontologist... I tried to get a diagnosis but instead he went on about reality and existence.
  • Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
  • Conor McGregor received the biggest check of his career! Reality

Potential And Reality Jokes

Here is a list of funny potential and reality jokes and even better potential and reality puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters under the weight of infinite potential punchlines.
    He tumbles through the void among the shards of broken reality.
    This is the worst joke.

Reality Television Jokes

Here is a list of funny reality television jokes and even better reality television puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What kind of television programmes does Stephen Hawking watch? general reality tv.
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Rib-Tickling Reality Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about reality you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean truth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reality pranks.

Bigfoot walks into a bar..

The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution.

My receptionist says you came here with two problems.

Patient: I have delusions of grandure and can't seem to get a grip on reality.
Doc: And what's the other problem?
Patient: I'm Batman.

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Theory vs Reality

Little Billy had a homework assignment to compare theory and reality. The boy asked his father what the difference was between theory and reality. His father told him, 'Go ask your mother if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his mother and she says she would. Billy tells his father she would have s**... with the mailman for million dollars.
The father then tells the boy, 'Now go as your sister if she would have s**... with the mailman for a million dollars.' The boy asks his sister and she to says she would have s**... with the mailman.
Little Billy goes and tells his father both his mom and his sister would have s**... with the mailman and his father says, "Well son, in theory we're multimillionaires, but in reality we live with a couple of w**....

The difference between the engineer, the physicist, and the mathematician..

The engineer believes equations approximate reality..
The physicist believes reality approximates equations..
The mathematician has no idea what the other two are talking about.

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What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5?
Because they can't even!
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Why do white people have so many pets?
Because owning people is not legal anymore

Best New Reality Show

Amish,Midget,Moonshiners, search for Bigfoot

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s**... is like a snowstorm...

s**... is like a snowstorm: It's advertised a beautiful, in reality gets messy very quickly, and if you take 10" overnight you are *not* moving the next day.

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A reality star, a r**... and a child m**... walk into a bar.

And Josh Duggar orders a drink.

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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I like my women like I like my reality shows....

n**... and afraid.

Solitary Theoretical Physicist Proves Solipsistic Reality...

Unfortunately, he won't publish his research because he doesn't trust peer review.

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How do you cure aids?

You put it into world leaders.
Note - This is an old joke I've heard when I was a kid, but seeing how Jimmy Carter was cured by a drug that was just released recently, it feels like a sad reality.

A man desperately clings to reality as he laid on his mothers grave.

Another man walks by and says "Good mourning!"

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Born Too Late To Explore The Earth,

Born too early to explore the galaxy,
Born at just the right time to have s**... with virtual reality anime chicks.

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I made a fortune selling h**... testing kits to Africa

In reality, it's just a bunch of lollipop sticks with "Yes" written on the side of them.

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What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

I've been getting way too deep into the Prague Surrealist movement lately.

I think I need a Reality Czech.

I asked reality for a god but I know reality doesn't work that way.

So I made up a God and convinced myself it was the reality.
-Humanity

I've got an idea for a new reality show set in an Alabama bakery. It's name?

In-breads

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Normally I hate those t**..., fake, rigged reality TV shows...

But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway.

Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, "the Apprentice." But, did you know about Hillary's show?

"the Biggest Loser."

Reality!

11:30- I will go to bed soon.
03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory.

I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events

Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.

What did the hat say to the other hat that always daydreamed?

You need to snap back to reality.

L.P.T. Servers and waiters aren't really into you. You may believe they are flirting by giving you more attention...

... but in reality they just want the tip.

This mnemonic joke helps you remember the alphabet...

Acronym
Based
Comedy
Doesn't
Ever
Feel
Good
Honestly,
I
Just
Keep
Lamenting
My
Negative
Opinion,
Perhaps
Questioning
Reality
Serves
The
Universe
Very
Well
...
Xylophone, yak, zebra.

After living in fear for years, Gloria Estefan's threat became a reality...

I opened my door this morning and was brutally attacked by the rhythm.

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Hey girl are you my math homework?

Because I'm going to pretend I never knew you, but in reality my dog ate you.

I really want my own reality show on TLC.

Did I mention that I am a morbidly obese little person with 18 children and I just escaped from Scientology!

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If you put your mind to it you can make any dream a reality.

And that, officers, is why I am in this classroom n**....

I hate it when people confuse reality with metaphors...

It makes my head literally explode!

As a man who's hard of hearing, I'm terrified

What's all this talk about Nut Neuter Reality?

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Whats the name of that old reality show where they go fishing and catch a bunch of c**...?

Oh, right.
Jersey Shore...I miss that show.

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90% of Rick and Morty fanboys think they're Rick...

... when in reality they're j**....

Roseanne perfectly represents the reality of American life

100 million dollars in the bank and still worrying about how to afford healthcare

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A son ask his dad to explain the difference between reality and fiction.

Dad: It's complicated but let me try to explain. Honey, would you sleep with the neighbor for 100,000$?
Mom: Yes of course because I know we need the money.
Dad: Very good. Alright now Tasha, would you have s**... with the neighbor's son for 200,000$?
Daughter: Yeah sure!
Dad: Perfect. So you see son, right now we would have 300,000 fictional dollars but in reality we have two w**... in this house.

Reality

You know how it is in life. One door closes – that means another door opens…

Yeah, very nice, but you either fix that or I'm expecting a serious discount on that car !!!!

Did you hear about the reality show based on 9/11?

No? I'm not surprised, the pilot crashed.

The hard working hole driller thought that everyone he met had bad social skills...

But in reality, people just couldn't look him in his eyes because they always found him to be boring.

The 1 reality that survived Infinity Wars..

..was the one where Thanos didn't know how to snap his fingers.

I was at the eye doctor with my 92 year old dad and they were asking people if they'd mind answering a few questions while they waited for their appointments. My dad said sure and we sat down in a corner with this lady.

She went through her survey and, at the end, asked him for his greatest strengths and weaknesses.
Well, weaknesses... he said I guess I sometimes have trouble distinguishing fantasy from reality
"And your greatest strength? She asked.
Oh, I'm the Batman

I just watched a reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, and was a little disappointed.

The finale wasn't a cliffhanger.

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Proof-reading is vital - for example, you may accidentally type "I helped my uncle j**... a horse."

When in reality, all you did was sit and watch.

in the wake of the pandemic and failing ratings, AMC's The Walking Dead has changed it's format.

it will now be a reality show shot solely inside America's nursing homes.

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It took a lot of b**... for my friend to sign up for the reality TV show Embarrassing Bodies .

Well, three to be exact.

My girlfriend tells me she admires the fact that I have the body of a 20 year old

I know that she's just being nice because in reality, she has a much larger collection and a lot of them are younger than 20

A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.

He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.
Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.

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All those people claiming Donald Trump is like h**... need a reality check.

After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Doctors treating President Trump for COVID-19 at Walter Reed Army Hospital in Bethesda, Maryland,report that he is delusional, combative, argumentative, and seems to have lost touch with reality.

It's nice to see that Mr. Trump is feeling his old self.

My fortune cookie said my dreams would become reality

Great...
So, I'll be in my underwear at school, late for a class I can't find, and my teeth will fall out.
Thanks, fortune cookie.

Reality vs LinkedIn

Reality:
I got my driving license
Linkedin:
I am honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in professional and the most-respected exam which evaluates the skills and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wait to see what the next chapter holds, and I cannot express my appreciation to the ministry of transportation, Wendy's, Google, NASA, my neighbors who supported me during this difficult journey.

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