Realist Jokes
33 realist jokes and hilarious realist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about realist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Realist Short Jokes
Short realist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The realist humour may include short reality jokes also.
- A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks - king Charles has a realistic chance of breaking one of Queen Elizabeths most famous records: The record number of 15 prime ministers during her reign.
- Deep. Pessimist sees nothing but dark in the tunnel.
Optimist sees light in the end of the tunnel.
Realist sees light from incoming train.
Engine-driver sees three idiots standing on the track. - A kid asks his dad, "what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'"? His dad responds, "realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again".
- The Pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The Optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
The Realist sees the approaching freight train.
The Train Driver sees 3 idiots about to get run over... - What's the difference between tinder and amusement parks? Amusement parks have realistic height requirements.
- Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
- Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist, While you were arguing over that glass of water, I drank it.
-Opportunist - A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. A realist sees a freight train. The train driver sees 3 idiots standing in the way of his train.
- I just ordered a realistic replica of my likeness from the neck up. Hopefully someday I can afford the full body option but... I'm getting a head of myself.
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Realist One Liners
Which realist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with realist? I can suggest the ones about real life and actual.
- CoD ww2 is so realistic... Even the servers are from 1941.
- Does anyone know how to draw a very realistic bullet? Because I'm drawing a blank.
- How do you draw the most realistic fish? It must be drawn to scale.
- Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic.
- Wanna watch Mad Max: Fury Road in VR so realistic you'd swear it's real? Go to America
- Are the Fast and Furious movies realistic? NOS really.
- If everyone was a realist, we'd all just drop dead from the possibilities.
- I bought a new s**... doll... it's so realistic she doesn't wanna have s**... with me.
- Last night I had a s**... dream that was so realistic When I woke up all my money was gone
- I bought a s**... robot that's so realistic It won't have s**... with me either
- Al Pacapone - Platonic I bought a s**... doll that was so realistic, it wanted to remain friends
Humorous Realist Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about realist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pessimist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make realist pranks.
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel...
The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees two lights at the end of the tunnel
... and the engineer can see three idiots standing on the rails.
A pessimist, an optimist, and a realist look down a train tunnel
The pessimist sees a long dark tunnel
The optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees that the light is an oncoming train
The train conductor sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
The pessimist only sees darkness into the tunnel...
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees a light approaching into the tunnel
The train driver sees 3 arseholes walking over the railway
An optimist sees the light in the tunnel
An optimist sees the light in the tunnel.
A pessimist sees the darkness in the tunnel.
A realist sees the train in the tunnel and the conductor sees 3 idiots on the rails.
A pessimist sees only the tunnel. An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. A realist thinks the light is probably inside the tunnel.
A train driver sees three idiots standing in the middle of the track
Imagine telling someone you're bisexual.
Pessimist: That doubles the number of people who are going to reject you.
Optimist: That doubles the number of people you can date.
Realist: 2 times 0 is still 0.
A pessimist, an optimist and a realist talk about what they see...
The pessimist says: "I see a dark tunnel."
The optimist says: "I see light at the end of the tunnel."
The realist says: "I think I see a train!"
The train driver screams: "Three morons on the rails!"
see the light
The pessimist sees no light in the tunnel.
The optimist see the light at the end of the tunnel.
The realist sees that the light is a train.
The train driver sees only three fools on the track.
4 different views of a tunnel
PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel.
REALIST: A train.
TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
A person who discriminates race is racist; s**...- sexist, age- ageist, disability- ableist, religion-
Realist
Tunnel
Pesimist only sees the darkness in the tunnel.
Optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.
Realist sees that that light is in fact a train.
The train conductor sees 3 fools on the railroad track.
A pessimist, optimist, and realist are standing in a tunnel.
The pessimist thinks about the darkness surrounding them. The optimist thinks about the light they will reach at the end. The realist thinks about freight trains that might be near.
And the train conductor thinks about what might happen if these 3 idiots don't move
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist...
While you guys were having your discussion about the glass of water, I drank it!
Sincerely,
The Opportunist
The realist, optimist, and pessimist find a note under their 3 empty glasses
It says "Sorry, but while you were arguing whether your drinks were half full or half empty, I drank them.
Love from the opportunist"
The pessimist doesn't se the the light at the end of the tunnel, the optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel, the realist sees the train in the tunnel...
... and the the train driver sees the three insane people on rails.
a race realist, a fascist, and an anti-feminist walk into a bar and order drinks.
The bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve anyone under the age of 18.
The Optimist in me: I should date a Hemsworth Brother,
The realist in me: The Westworld one.
