The Best 58 Reali Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reali jokes. There are some reali beverage jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reali realisation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reali Jokes and Puns

I didn't realise how lonely I was...

I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed.

New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist.

You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up.

I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years.

I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about.

Reali joke, I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years.

I just realized I'm a bisexual.

Every time I have sex, I have to buy it.

I realize I'm not good advising suicidal people

I said "hang in there!"


I didn't realize how religious the Japanese are.

Always asking me if I have a pray station at home.

I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive.

Reali joke, I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive.

I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated-

It's just a curd to me.

I've just realised why I don't like tofu

It's literally just a curd to me

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

Got a reality check today

It bounced.

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I'm just now realizing most blink-182 lyrics don't make any sense

I guess this is growing up...

I realized I left my tuba in the car with the doors unlocked...

I raced back as quick as I could and sure enough when I looked inside, there were two tubas.

I didn't realize how cold it was outside today...

... until I saw socialists with their hands in their own pockets

I just realized how gay my clothes are.

They come out of the closet every morning.

I realized why we call it morning...

It's because I have to get up and I cry when I have things to do.

Reali joke, I realized why we call it morning...

I just realized I haven't taken a Facebook quiz in years.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Just realized I'm bi-sexual

I have to pay to get sex.

Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight

Unless it blows?


Never realized how much I take sidewalks for granted.

After all, they've been keeping me off the streets for years.

I realized I was getting older when I saw a young lady walking down the street and thought to myself.

I wonder what HER mom looks like....

If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world

The ending would be a cliffhanger.

I just realized that never is a contraction of 'not ever'.

And blush is a contraction of 'blood rush'.
And studying is a contraction of 'student dying'.

I never realised how close "f" and "t" were on the keyboard...

...not until I texted my wife and told her I'd tucked our daughter in, anyway.

I have come to the realization that I am, in fact, a man trapped inside a woman's body…

In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have put the lube next to the glue…

Just realized I really like Eggs Benedict when they're served on disposable dishes..

There's just no plates like foam for the Hollandaise

I just realised that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes"

Are exactly the same

I realized why Scandanavians are the fastest runners in the world...

...all their races start near the Finnish line.

I never realised Dwayne Johnson lived in the apartment above us.

All this time we had been living under a rock.

I should've realized sooner my trip to China would be a huge disappointment.

Red flags were everywhere.

I realised at the last minute that i forgot my protective goggles at the nuclear test facility this morning. My line manager saved my vision and shielded me from the intense light!

He's my super visor

I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house

I am home, but he was Homer.

Reality Check

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table.

Do you know her? the wife asks.

Yes, the husband says. She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

My goodness! the wife says. Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?

I realized that Oprah is one of the few celebrities to live up to her name.

Because her audience members Winfrey stuff.

***I reposted because of typo in title.

I realized why priests always have sex scandals with boys

There are women around but they don't want nun

I realized that whacking off helps me fall asleep much faster

This whole time the cure for insomnia was within my grasp

What does reality and an MMORPG have in common?

You never get invited to a party

I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems....

...if I could just get the right people to try it.

I just realized it's much safer to drive drunk

Because you see the street signs twice and you don't miss them.

I didn't realize the ancient Egyptians were so concerned with information security.

Everybody who was important got encrypted.

I realise I was Dyslexic and gay...

When I was in daniel.

I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

I just realized today is my cake day

I Must of been high to Join Reddit

I realized why I can't get an Asian girlfriend

They really are smart

I just realised you can't smile while blinking super fast

Not even a joke.just wanted you to smile

I realized that I can't take my dog to the park anymore. He keeps getting attacked by ducks.

I guess that's the last time I buy a pure bread dog.

I actually just realized that cake day is your reddit anniversary and not your birthday because of a notification I just got

It's me. I'm the joke

I didn't realize how bigoted my family was until I brought my gay black boyfriend home

My parents were fairly upset but my wife was absolutely livid.

You do realize that Vampires aren't real...

Unless you Count Dracula.

I didn't realise how difficult it was being an electrician until I tried it myself

I was shocked

I just realized that since my hair is thinning, my scalp may shine through in photographs depending on the lighting, and possibly blind the photographer.

Just some random reflections off the top of my head. Thanks for listening.

I've realised that I can speak to the dead

A shame really, since they can't hear me for shit

I've realized that Children are like farts

You don't mind them when they're your own

But everyone else's are disgusting.

When I first realised I was a conjoined twin.....

I was beside myself!

Have you realized that this year is just saying that 2021?

get it?

I just realized my apartment has a pretty good ceiling.

I mean...it's not the best, but it's up there.

Have you ever realised that when you are listening to music, somewhere in the world there is someone who is listening the same song, the same lyrics, the same syllable as you are.

Then you are aware of FM radio

I just came to the realization,

Obesity is a growing problem.

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