Real Madrid Jokes
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The full time football result is in:
Real Madrid - 4...
Surreal Madrid - fish
Liverpool had so much going for them. Dominated the ball, constantly on the attack, great strategy to win the day. But no matter how often the were close a score seemed inevitable, Real Madrid defenders always seemed to be in the right place at the right time. It must actually be true what they say
Nobody expects the Spanish in position
A daughter takes her new boyfriend home to meet her parents
Her dad asks, "so, what do you do?"
The boyfriend says, "Im training in Madrid as a goalie. I'm hoping to work my way into the first team next season!"
The dad winks at his daughter, nudges her on the arm and says, "watch out for this one, he's gonna be a real keeper"
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A body has been found at Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane's house, in what seems to have been a brutal attack.
Police are saying it's m**... on Zidane's floor
I was going to make a joke about the Spanish capital...
... maybe about their football team.
But what's the point? The Real Madrid joke will be in the comments.
Anyone watch Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich?
4-2nate ending for Madrid.
Thousands of Real Madrid fans are now Juventus fans !
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