Real Estate Agent Jokes
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Funniest Real Estate Agent Short Jokes
Short real estate agent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The real estate agent humour may include short estate agent jokes also.
- My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle-Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland. I'm a Not Real Estate Agent.
- I'm moving to California to become a real estate agent... I heard the market is on fire!!!
- Why did the Real Estate Agent fail to sell the house next to a horse stable? Because his clients were worried about the neigh-bors.
- I want to get my real estate license and never ever ever tell anyone... That way I can be a secret agent.
- I want to be a horticulturalist and a real estate agent. That way I can be both a grower and a shower.
- Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on. - As a commercial real estate agent, I especially enjoy showing of the shopping centers... Cause once you've seen one, you've seen a Mall!
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Real Estate Agent One Liners
Which real estate agent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with real estate agent? I can suggest the ones about estate agents and real estate.
- What does a british real estate agent care most about? His proper tea
- I'm a British real estate agent I only drink propertea.
- What does an amateur Mexican real estate agent say to his clients.? Hey look, homes
- What's a real estate agents favorite song? For lease navidad
- I asked a real estate agent if I could see the pamphlet for the open house "Brochure"
Hilarious Real Estate Agent Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about real estate agent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean insurance agent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make real estate agent pranks.
Four men are at a bar bragging about how successful their sons are
One says"my son is a successful brick layer and he bought his friend a Lamborghini just because"...the second man says"my friend is a successful real estate agent and he bought his friend a yacht just because"the third man says"my son is a great lawyer and he bought his friend a mansion just because"....their was a minute of silence and the second man asks the fourth man what his son does ...the fourth man replies"he's a gay stripper"..the third man says"oh you must be ashamed I'm sorry"which the fourth man says"not really his three boyfriends bought him a Lamborghini,a yacht,and a mansion just because"
My Irish friend p**... just told me that he robbed a shop last night.
"What did you get?" I asked.
"26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over $180,000."
I said, "Dude, these are from an real estate agents."
True Story from South Carolina
A real estate agent said she saw a for sale sign leaned against a stump in front of a house. She saw a car in the driveway and decided to stop and inquire about the property. She rang the bell, an old man appeared, she explained who she was and asked how much the house was listed for. The old man laughed and said "Lady the house aint for sale, the stump is."
I work as a real estate agent, so Im often in charge of lots of different locations for resale. Unfortunately, in recent weeks somebody has been dumping wet mud and dirt onto one of my empty properties that is waiting to be built upon...
***the plot thickens***
LAWYERS DON'T LIE
A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move as his rental agreement was coming to an end for the home where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new home.
When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.
He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers cannot and do not lie.
So, he had an idea: he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent. He liked one of the homes and the agent asked, "How many children do you have?
He answered : "12 children.
The agent asked "Where are the others?'
The lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the cemetery with their mother.
And that's the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying.