Read Braille Jokes
64 read braille jokes and hilarious read braille puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about read braille that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Read Braille Short Jokes
Short read braille jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The read braille humour may include short reading braille jokes also.
- I've just started to read a horror novel in braille. Something bad is gonna happen. I can feel it.
- I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen… I can feel it…
- Last night I dated a blind woman At one point she ran her hands over my cheeks and mistook my acne for braille. Boy, was my face read.
- "DO NOT TOUCH" "DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.
- I've been reading a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen.
I can feel it. - This woman got mad I was reading the back of her pants It's not my fault I have to read things in braille
- I've just started reading a book in braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
- Started teaching myself braille by reading a horror story. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
- What is it called when You read something that you don't quite understand but you know for sure that it's very touching? Braille.
- I've been reading a scary book in braille... Something good is about to happen I can feel it.
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Read Braille One Liners
Which read braille one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with read braille? I can suggest the ones about braille and reading glasses.
- I'm reading a horror story in Braille Something bad is about to happen...
I can feel it - "Do not touch" Must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.
- DO NOT TOUCH must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille.
- Do Not Touch! Must be terrifying to read in braille.
- I'm reading a romantic novel in Braille So touching...
- So I just learned how to read Braille... I just had to get a feel for it
- Worst thing to read in Braille DANGER. DO NOT TOUCH!
- What's the worst thing to read in Braille? Do not touch.
- Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they
- What's the most terrifying to read in Braille? "Do not touch."
- I was reading this book in braille By the end I found it very touching
- What's the roughest language to read? Braille.
- I have a bumper sticker in Braille If you can read this, you're driving too close.
- Been reading a horror book in Braille Somthing bad is going to happen, I can feel it!
- I learned Braille to read ghost stories, It's going to be scary, I can feel it.
Rib-Tickling Read Braille Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about read braille you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean read aloud jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make read braille pranks.
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
What does a blind person read in church?
Holy Braille
I'm going to read braille to the deaf...
For the ASL competition.
Three men - one blind, one deaf, one dumb - participate in a game show...
The blind man is shown a map with a marker and asked to name the exact place it is pointing to. Being blind though, he is well versed in Braille, so he begins feeling the map with his hands and after a few seconds says "Grenoble, France".
"Correct! 50 points for Mr. Blind", says the host.
The deaf man is played a particular song and asked to identify its singer. Being deaf though, he is a keen observer and lip-reader. He notices one of the people in the audience singing along with the song, reads their lip, and says, "Stand Tall, by Burton Cummings."
"Correct! 50 points for Mr. Deaf", says the host.
Finally, the dumb man is asked to spell "Mississippi". After thinking for a few seconds, he says, "M-R-S. S-I-P-P-Y".
Cheesy pick up line
Can I read your t-shirt... in Braille?
I read a Braille spy novel today that made me extremely paranoid...
It was like something just didn't feel right.
A girl walks into a shop...
A girl walks into a shop and goes up to the counter.
"Excuse me, do you have custom printed underwear?"
"Yes, we do, what would like to have printed on it?"
"I want it to say: If you can read this, you're too close."
"Very well, what sort of typography do you want?"
"Braille."
If you can ever read a woman like a book
Be sure not to use the Braille system.
I just learned how to read Braille
I was always unsure, is it Bray-eel-ay ? Maybe it's Brah-el ?
I just found out earlier it's Brale
The more you know...
Today I learned how to read Braille.
It might look intimidating at first, but once you get a feel for it it's pretty easy.
I had a hard time learning to read the word "yoyo" in Braille.
I can't put my finger on y...
A blind man is arrested for a crime he insists he could not have committed, as he was busy reading at the time.
He has been released on braille.
Women are easy to read.
For the record, I prefer the Braille version.
Doctor to his patient:
\-"I have good news and bad news. The good one is that soon you'll be able to read without your glasses on. The bad one is you have one month to learn Braille"
Reading Braille is actually really easy.
I could do it with my eyes closed.
What is the scariest phrase to read in Braille?
Do no touch
Book Jokes.
I read a thriller in Braille.
You can really feel the suspense.
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
I read a book about submarine construction.
It's riveting.
I'm reading a book about adhesives.
It has me glued to my seat .
I read a book on s**....
It had me on the edge of my building.
Feel free to insert more. :)
I read a thriller in Braille.
You can really feel the suspense.
A woman was working at a l**... counter when a customer approached with a pair of frilly p**....
"I'd like to buy these," she said, "but only if you can embroider 'If you can read this, you're too close' on the back."
So the saleswoman took the p**... to the tailor in the backroom and described the rather unusual request.
The tailor said, "I can do that. Does she want block letters or script?"
Since the saleswoman didn't know, she went back around to the counter, and asked, "Do you want that in block letters or script?" And the customer replied with a smile, "Braille."
Learning to read Braille with my index finger hasn't been easy so far
In fact, it's been a pretty bumpy ride
The scariest warning that you can read in braille
"Poisonous surface, do not touch"
Embroidery
A young woman went into Victoria's Secret and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this, you're too close!" embroidered on her p**... and bra. "Yes, madam," said the clerk, "I'm quite certain that could be done. What kind of lettering would you like it done in?"
"Braille," she replied.
I prefer to read poetry in braille for some reason.
I just really feel the words a lot more.
"Dont Touch"
Must be the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille.