React Jokes
110 react jokes and hilarious react puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about react that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a laugh? Check out this collection of humorous React jokes. From React Native puns to overreaction jokes to clever hydrogen and argon humor, you're sure to find something to tickle your funnybone.
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Short react jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The react humour may include short reflect jokes also.
- Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, "That's very noble of you"
- Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases." He doesn't react.
- Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016. - Helium walks into a bar The bartender says "we don't serve noble gases here, get out!"
He doesn't react. - Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, "Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"
Argon doesn't react. - Hydrogen walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Want a drink? Most of the good ones argon."
Hydrogen doesn't react. - You shouldn't be surprised at how your wife reacts to your puns. After all... ...she's a groan woman.
- Favorite lame chemistry joke Argon walks into a bar, bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gasses here".
Argon didn't react - Helium Some helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve noble gasses here."
The helium doesn't react. - Helium walks into a bar... The bar man says, "Hey! We don't serve your kind!" Helium doesn't react.
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React One Liners
Which react one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with react? I can suggest the ones about interaction and acted.
- What are the Fine Brothers favorite element? The noble gases because they don't react
- What do actors do when they make a mistake? They react.
- Real chemist never dies ...just stops reacting.
- What happens when the Queen farts? Nothing.
As noble gases do not react. - I wanted to tell you a chemistry joke but I didn't know how you would react
- I made a noble gas joke sadly nobody reacted
- Argon walks into a bar The bartender kicks him out.
Argon doesn't react. - Fine Bros can't sue metal beams, Because they don't react to jet fuel.
- Why don't people react to the Queen's farts? Because they're noble gases.
- What did Helium do after Hydrogen and Oxygen became water? He didn't react at all.
- How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? He was delighted.
- How did the prime number react when it found out it wasn't a 2? I can't even
- I was just told I've been diagnosed with autism I'm not sure how to react to that
- How do you react when an anti vaxxer wants to speak to you? You give them a shot.
- When copper reacts, ....you get lead.
Rib-Tickling React Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about react you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tract jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make react pranks.
Joke for chemistry nerds ;)
Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says:
-We don't serve noble gases here!
Argon doesn't react.
Sir Helium walked into a pub, the bartender shouted at him,"HEY! We don't serve your kind in here"!
Sir Helium did not react.
A drunk wandering around the alley at night...
(...) when in front of him appeared a nun, all dressed in nun clothes. The drunk then starts r**... on the nun, k**... and punching her all over. When he finished her and knocked her out with a round house kick he looked down and screamed:
C'mon BATMAN! C'MON! REACT! LET's FIGHT!!
The Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
Obama's reaction to NSA scandal
"This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here". He doesn't react, because living a society that systematically discriminates against noble gasses has taught him that getting angry will only bring violence upon him. He totally writes an angry tumblr post about it later that evening though.
Sodium said to neon, "I gave your mother my electron last night!"
Neon didn't react.
George Bush was receiving his daily report from his Defense Secretary.
During the report, the secretary said; And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. George suddenly went pale, put his head in his hands and began to sweat profusely.
His staff was astounded. They had never seen the president react like this to such a small loss. Then, after he had recovered slightly, the president brought his head up and quietly asked the aide next to him, "Just how many in a brazilian?"
Hydrogen punched helium...
Helium didn't react.
Helium
Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says when don't serve nobles here. He didn't react.
What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?
He was cross.
An aspiring writer once said, I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!
He now writes error messages for the Microsoft Corporation.
So a guy punched helium in a bar...
But he was noble, and didn't react.
How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?
Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
A cup of coffee just walked up to my girlfriend and called her a w**...'. I didn't even react.
I think my caffeine tolerance is too high
How did h**... react upon learning that the Allies had taken Paris?
He was Führious
I told my friend a chemistry joke. He didn't react...
I wanted to tell my girlfriend, but SHe doesn't exist.
Noble Gases
Argon walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender turns to him and says "We don't serve noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react..
How many reactionaries does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't be silly. They don't like change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.
How do you react when looking in the mirror?
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
You're in a bar and a guy throws a punch at you
You can't even react back or TheFineBros will sue you.
Noble gases are safe from the Fine Brothers.
They never react.
I was given ultimatum by fine bros for reacting on their reaction videos.
I reacted by proclaiming, "I will never react to your videos again."
Now i am being sued.
If a tree falls down in the woods..
If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody's around to react to it, do the Fine Bro's still submit a copyright claim?
When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1?
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
My reaction when i found out oxygen and magnesium are dating
O Mg
I have ability I hate that makes me react to everything which requires a lot of effort.
I call it Response Ability
How do you get ranchers to quickly react to offerings at a livestock auction?
A cattle-list
A helium atom walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind here".
The helium atom did not react.
What was the hurricane's reaction when some joker tried to shorten his name to Matt?
Hew hew hew.
Helium walks into a bar and orders water.
The bartender apologises, "sorry sir we are out of water"
...
It doesn't react
I was ridiculed by some miscreants at the Halloween party for my Helium atom costume,..
... but I was too noble to react to such petty volatile elements.
How did the ice cube react when it came into some hot water?
It had a meltdown
A child once ask a man in a hospital whether he likes vegetables
The man did not react, so I told the child to fulfill his curiosity.
"He is one"
How did Joseph react when Mary shocked him that she was pregnant with Jesus?
"Mother of God..."
Argon walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve inert gases."
Argon didn't react.
Why do underground hackers report their income to the IRS?
They know how the system will react to sin tax errors
Argon walks into a bar
The bartender says
>"Argon your not welcome here GET OUT now"
Argon doesnt react
The Sun Mission
Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!
A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"
There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night". The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !
Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV. When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"
Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!
How did the bash server react to the DOS attack?
Unixpectedly.
OP.
How to react to a dad joke.
Dad "makes a dad joke"
Me : oh my god ...
Dad : You called me ?
A Helium enters to a bar of elements...
The bartender just kicks him out saying he's too noble to be there.
But he didn't react.
There once was a young man who wanted to become a great writer...
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Decided to surprise my gf for Valentine's day
So I woke her up with o**... s**... in the morning.
How did she react?
"Mpfhpmhhh... Get this thing out of my mouth, you idiot"
How would Beethoven react to Mettalica, if he's alive now?
Probably not much, since he's deaf
An artist lives next to a Marsh.
Twice a week, he goes out and collects the clam shells in the marsh to use in his art. One day, he visits a fellow artist and the two compare their works as usual. Suddenly, a gang of bandits breaks into the house to steal art, but before anyone else could react the first artist launches a furious flurry of kicks and punches that quickly incapacitates all the robbers.
"Incredible!" Goes his friend, "I never realised you were so well trained in combat!"
"Well you should," the first artist replied, "considering you already know I am a marsh shell artist."
Why are noble gases the worst audience members for a comedic performance?
They don't react.
Why didn't the man react to the beautiful and heartfelt message written on his cake?
He glazed over it.
Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!"
Gold said "Aukay"
Potassium said "K"
Sodium said "Na"
Argon didn't react.
How would rocket raccoon react if groot joined forces with Thanos in Infinity War?
"et tu Groot?"
How did the prison guard react when the inmate arrived on the elevator?
Very condescending.
You should've seen h**...'s reaction when he realised the war was lost
He was Fuhrerious
How did the woman react when the doctor suggest she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
Your mom is like potassium
She would literally react to any man she is given to
What was the ostrich's reaction to Paul Manafort's jacket?
Not emused
How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas?
He's soda lighted!
Ladies, you can tell a lot about a man by how dogs react to him.
For example, if a police K9 is bitting him, he may not be ideal.
Reactions to Saudi Arabia invading to the southeast instead of the south
Yemen: Yeah man!
Oman: Oh man
A teenage boy is talking with his friends.
A teenage boy is talking with his friends.
One of them asks - "How would you react if you recognized your favorite actor or actress in the streets?"
He responds - "I doubt I'd recognize them."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't often look at their face."
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a cocktail.
The bartender replies, "we don't serve noble gases."
Helium does not react.
Walks into a bar chemistry jokes
Silver walks into a bar
He sees gold in the distance and yell's,
AU! Get outa here!
Helium walks into a bar
The bartender says,
Sorry we don't serve noble gases here
Helium doesn't react
What did the sodium hydride said when asked if want to react?
NaH.
If you react poorly to puns...
That makes you a groan man (or whatever you identify as)
We react to a crisis with the utmost decorum.
The shouting and screaming are only coincidental.
