Reactor Jokes
22 reactor jokes and hilarious reactor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reactor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Humans have a long history of using humor to cope with difficult situations. Check out these hilarious reactor jokes that use nuclear, solar, and gravitational power as the punchlines. Laugh your way through a few of these the next time you need a laugh and a distraction!
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Funniest Reactor Short Jokes
Short reactor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reactor humour may include short radiator jokes also.
- The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.
- Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly. They're just fission for compliments.
- What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman? Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
- All the workers at the nuclear reactor plant left work. They left a sign at the door. What did it say? Sorry! Gone fission.
- Hey guys, I'm looking to hire a group of people to move toxic waste from a nearby nuclear reactor. I'm not gonna pay anyone but I'm sure you'll get plenty of exposure.
- How powerful are the Arktika's two nuclear reactors? I don't know, but it's enough to break the ice...
*Hi I'm \_Boonie\_* - How does hard work get an abandoned nuclear reactor running again? You put Ur back into it.
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Reactor One Liners
Which reactor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reactor? I can suggest the ones about cooker and heater.
- Why did the hipster die in Pripyat? He went into reactor 4 before it was cool
- What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission
- Science/nre joke What particles in a reactor are the happiest?
Delayed neutrons. - What do you call a group of reactors? Youtubers
- Kid, are you a nuclear reactor? Because you're having a meltdown.
- What's a nuclear reactor's favourite food? Fission chips!
- How does a CANDU reactor work? By believing in itself.
- How do you fix a nuclear reactor with one hand? Oops, wrong sub!
- Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
- How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world? Tell the FineBros. about them
- How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers.
Giggle-Inducing Reactor Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about reactor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean power plant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reactor pranks.
What do you get when you combine an overpass and a nuclear reactor?
An overreaction.
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