The Best 11 Reactor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reactor jokes. There are some reactor astrophysicist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reactor nuke puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reactor Jokes and Puns

Why did the hipster die in Pripyat?

He went into reactor 4 before it was cool

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star

Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.

Reactor joke, The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star

Science/nre joke

What particles in a reactor are the happiest?

Delayed neutrons.

Kid, are you a nuclear reactor?

Because you're having a meltdown.


What do you get when you combine an overpass and a nuclear reactor?

An overreaction.
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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Reactor joke, What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

All the workers at the nuclear reactor plant left work. They left a sign at the door. What did it say?

Sorry! Gone fission.

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

Hey guys, I'm looking to hire a group of people to move toxic waste from a nearby nuclear reactor.

I'm not gonna pay anyone but I'm sure you'll get plenty of exposure.

How do you fix a nuclear reactor with one hand?

Oops, wrong sub!

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