JokoJokes

Reactive Jokes

6 reactive jokes and hilarious reactive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reactive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Share These Reactive Jokes With Friends




Charming Humor Reactive Jokes with Loads of Fun

What is a good reactive joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike?

Because it was extremely reactive

My friend H+ is very reactive...

I always have to keep an ion him!

What's the difference between a proactive and a reactive american police man?

The reactive one shoots after the unarmed guy tells him he has no gun.

I used to be extremely reactive to solutions. Well, that was until they moved me to something more basic.

I know, I know. I'm just really salty because of it.

A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

**PHYSICAL PROPERTIES**
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

**CHEMICAL PROPERTIES**
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

**OCCURRENCE**
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.
- It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
- It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
- Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

New (Periodic Table) Element

A new element added to the PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about reactive can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of reactive puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Share These Reactive Jokes With Friends