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Funniest Reactions To Short Jokes
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- If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened. Noble gases should have no reaction.
- I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
- A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, his quick reaction killed him.
- The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
- In the hospital, I asked the charge nurse for a phone charger - she was very offended. Don't even get me started on the reaction from the head nurse.
- My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon
- "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law "Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
- Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.
- One shop owner turns and asks another... So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that you're looking for a night guard?
He replied.
Yeah, we got robbed tonight. - What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script? Speechless
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Reactions To One Liners
Which reactions to one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reactions to? I can suggest the ones about reaction and repercussions.
- When the king farted, why did nobody laugh? Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
- The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen I was having an allergic reaction.
- I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
- neon bumped into helium. There was no reaction.
- I like telling science puns... Just to see the reaction...
- I wanted to get a reaction by make a joke about sodium. But then I thought: Na.
- Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him.
- What do chemists like to watch on YouTube? Reaction videos.
- Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
- I have a really good joke about helium But it'll get no reaction like my cake day.
- I had an allergic reaction to peanuts Then I got sued by the Finebros
- Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
- Did you hear the one about the new chemistry teacher? He's getting mixed reactions
- What was the mans reaction when he was told he could never talk again? He was speechless.
- I've got really slow reaction times April fools!
Reactions To Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about reactions to you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean expressions about jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reactions to pranks.
Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
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I posed n**... for a magazine today
Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money
my math teacher's joke she told us
so, in math class my teacher told us a joke that goes like this: knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrup-(places hand on other person's face) we laughed so hard at the teacher's reaction.
How Long is a Chinese name
* That's the joke.
* You have people thinking about how to answer how long the name is. When the actual joke is that the Chinese person is named How Long.
* It's pretty funny to see peoples reactions to this joke and to see how they reply to it when all you're really making is a statement.
Hear are sum morre punny science jokes
How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN
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What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people?
Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked.
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A drunk guy enters a Catholic church
A drunk guy enters a Catholic church. He stumbles along, talks with the statues and finally enters the confessional where he sits down quietly on the chair. The priest patiently waits for him then coughs a bit but he gets no reaction. He waits a little while longer and knocks in the wall, finally drawing the drunk's attention:
-Stop the knocking, fool, there's no toilet paper in here either!
Did you hear about the chemist turned stand-up comic?
He didn't last too long; his jokes didn't get the best reactions.
George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office when...
...his secretary walks in with a phone in his hand.
He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
Upon hearing this The President says, "Oh my God!" and he buries his head in his hands.
The entire Cabinet was stunned. Usually George Bush showed no reaction whatsoever to these types of reports.
Just then, Bush looked up and said, "How many is a Brazilian??"
Two british men are sitting at a bus stop...
When a man, clearly not from their town, comes up towards them.
"Parlez-vous Français?" The man asks the two Brits.
Confused, they stare blankly at the foreigner.
"Hablan ustedes Español?" The man tries again - still no reaction from the two men.
Frustrated, the foreigner tries one more time.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?"
but the two men at the bus stop still have no clue what he's saying, and the foreigner storms off in a huff.
A couple seconds later, one of the men sitting on the bench turns to the other and says, "We should probably learn a language."
The other man turns to him and says, "Why? He knew three, and it didn't do him any good!"
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Twelve Italian priests...
...were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally n**..., in a garden while a s**..., beautiful, big breasted, n**... model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
As he bent over to pick it up… all the other bells started to ring!
So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently...
I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!
My dad used to tell the ultimate dad joke passed on by his Native American father from Arizona.
"You boys know how all these cacti got their name?"
*sigh* "No dad how did they decide on a name?"
"Well, when the first Native American tried the water from them, he exclaimed 'Yucca!'"
(Yucca is the name of an abundant species of cacti found in Arizona)
(I cringed when I heard this and I loved my grandfather very much so I understand any negative reaction)
They say that you should always dress for the job you want and not the job you have, so all week I have been coming into the office dressed as a fireman.
I can't say that the reaction has been positive overall, but I'm going to stick with it, because I think perseverance is a pretty important trait to have if your job is fighting fires.
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Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...
**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**
I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me
because I just had an allergic reaction.
People are loving this whole 'birdie sanders' thing but...
i don't recall a similar reaction when bill clinton got a bird to come
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My favorite part of a marathon is...
My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of v**....
I was about to tell a hilarious joke about chemistry..
..but last time I did, I couldn't handle the reactions.
A father puts a gold watch in one son's stocking and a pile of manure in the other son's...
The first son brings the watch to his father and with a worried face says, "dad I'm not sure what to do with this watch, it's fragile, and small, and I don't really wear watches. I don't like it."
The father wasn't surprised by his son's reaction because he typically has a poor perspective on things.
Minutes later, the second son, who had a stocking full of manure, comes running to his father with excitement and says, "Dad! I think Santa brought me a pony! Now I just have to go find it!"
It's all about perspective.
The power of Maths
One day, a box wouldn't open, a Lawyer came, applied all the laws he knew, it didn't open, a Chemist came, applied all reactions he knew, and the box wouldn't open, a Physicist came, applied all forces, it still didn't open, then a Mathematician came and said : " Let's assume the box is open "
Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?
Because the reaction could be explosive.
Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton?
It didn't get much of a reaction.
^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now
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Men vs Women
One of the greatest differences between men and women is the reaction to the word "f**..."
What's the difference between a bug and an insect?
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
So my Mom was turning 40...
..And Dad started making jokes about taking her down to the used wife lot and trading her in for two Twenty year olds.
Mom's reaction? "You're not wired for 220."
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
Vatican to elevate pope Francis to sainthood-report
Reports are emerging from the vatican that the current pope will be recommended for sainthood due to his compassion for his fellow man. When asked about the holy father's reaction, a vatican official said, 'In keeping with modern times, the pontiff would like to be the patron saint of email, St.Francis of a cc'
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A turkey and his friend are walking down a street...
When a ghost pops out and screams "Boo!". The friend screams in t**... while the turkey has no reaction. A while later, the friend asked why the Turkey wasn't afraid. He responded "I'm not chicken".
Helium and Neon walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink
There was no reaction
I remember my parent's reaction when I brought home my first A+ on a test
It was something like Who's Lily and You aren't even in AP Biology
I can't wear any clothes with a crocodile on them because I get an allergic reaction.
I'm Lacoste intolerant.
To do list-
(1). Go to pet store. (2). Buy bird seed. (3). Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. (4). Wait for reaction.
I broke out with an allergic reaction.
My mom wanted to take me to the ER immediately, but my dad said, Let's not make any rash decisions.
President Donald Trump said that by 2050 US forces intend to attack the Sun if it does not stop nuclear reactions.
the attack is planned at night or they will just fly from the dark side.
I told a chemistry joke the other day...
I thought it was good personally, but the reaction was disappointing!
Start a sentence with "I'm not racist/sexist/whatever, but..." Then say something that has nothing to do with that at all
"I'm not racist, but this soup is too salty."
"I'm not sexist, but I need to borrow a pen."
The joke is in the reactions
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TIL that comparative brain scans of elephants reveal that they find humans to be "adorable".
I mean, your mom told me I was s**..., but I didn't realize that it was a biological reaction.
A chemist tried to impress his beautiful lab assistant...
He began my mixing two chemicals previously uncombined in hopes it would produce a strong aphrodisiac. Upon smelling the fumes, the assistant instantly vomited onto the chemist's face.
That was not the reaction he was hoping for.
My uncle got a severe allergic reaction while staying in a remotely located hotel near Barcelona...
he would have died certainly as there were no hospitals close by. Suddenly we heard someone knocking on the hotel's door. Miraculously it was the hotel's in-house doctor.
We were quite amused by how the doctor showed up at the exact time he was needed.
Nobody expected the Spanish Inn Physician
I had trouble making friends in college, but then came up with a foolproof plan.
I started telling girls I love them. Their first reaction was to say let's just be friends.
The actual best knock-knock joke ever.
This is my go-to knock-knock joke.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: Why?
You: To get to ugly's house —*chuckle like it's funny*
—*a few seconds later*
You: Knock knock!
Same friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Bert Tom Chris Joke
(Bert Kreischer) In L.A. people get offended for other people - (Tom Segura) So, I like to say offensive things because it makes me feel warm inside to invoke that reaction - (Chris D’elia) Matter of fact, I have to do crazy things to feel like a normal human...?
I wrote down on a piece of paper several books I wanted to read about substances that speed up chemical reactions, and told my kitten to go out and get them for me.
I gave my catalyst.
They say you can't reverse a chemical reaction
But the more bread I eat, the doughier I become.
I'd tell you a joke about inert gases...
...but I don't think it'll get much of a reaction.
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A guy comes home with two black eyes.
A guy comes home with two black eyes and his wife looks at him in shock and asks how that happened. He replies: while I was in line at the supermarket I saw this woman with her dress wedged into her b**... crack, so I reached down and pulled it out for her, and that's when she turned around and punched me in the face.
He wife then looks at him confused and says: that explains one black eye, but not the other.
He then says: well, based on her reaction I assumed she wanted it that way, so I put it back.
Bumped into my old Chemistry teacher yesterday
...in fact I knocked him right over.
You should have seen his reaction.
So everyone is getting mad at me after telling jokes about marine wildlife
I think it's a turtle over reaction. It just being shellfish and it's giving me a bad haddock. I mean, I don't do them on porpoise...
Did you hear about the amputee who nearly died from an allergic reaction?
Apparently he was lack-toes intolerant.
A second girlfriend
To see her reaction,he told her that he wants a second girlfriend,
In the first day he didn't see anything.
In the second day he didn't see anything.
In the third day he began to see a little bit from his right eye.
My kid got sent home from school one day.
They said he was catching bees and throwing them at other kids. So I sat him down and had a chat. I said, "Son, you can't be doing that, obviously it's not ok to throw bees at people, they could get stung and what happens if someone has an allergic reaction? How would you feel if that happened?" And he replied, " Well I know it doesn't sound safe, but my principal said I could do it and the teachers said I could do it. Infact both of you even said I could do it! You all said I can bee who I want to bee!
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I told my doctor that I got a n**... reaction from applying the haemorrhoid cream he prescribed.
He asked where I had applied it.
I was on the bus.
What should you do when nobody laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
Everyone knows the story of "doubting Thomas" and his reaction to the death and resurrection of Christ
He was famously known for insisting on seeing the wounds for himself, and while most think it was because he didn't believe the stories he was hearing, I know it was because he wanted to confirm that Jesus was indeed a holey man.
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My neighbor's dog keeps going in my yard
I tell my neighbor politely a few times to keep his dog in his yard, but every evening I come out to a fresh pile.
I tell him to clean it up, but he never does, so I give him an ultimatum: The next time your dog comes into my yard I am going to cook him.
The next day, sure as anything, the dog s**... in my yard. So I grab the little nuisance and kennel him as I throw a big steak on my cast iron skillet set over a fire.
My neighbor comes out, horrified, and says I had an over-reaction.
I point to the crust on the steak and say No, this is just a my-yard reaction.
Chivalry really is dead…
The other day, I helped a young lady out the door and, instead of thanking me, she yelled at me on her way out.
I don't know what surprised me more: Her reaction or the fact that airplane doors could actually open mid flight
I told my wife I found another girl just to see her reaction
On the first day, I saw nothing, the same thing for the second and third day... Fortunately, I started seeing a little bit with my left eye on the fourth day.
What are the two reactions you should have when you see a tiger in Africa?
Fear, because it's a *fahkin'* tiger!
And Surprise, because there are no tigers in Africa.