Reaction Jokes
128 reaction jokes and hilarious reaction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about reaction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A reaction joke is a humorous response to a bad or lame joke. It can also refer to a comical reaction to any situation or event. The concept of a reaction joke has its roots in chemistry, as two reactions will often produce a third effect. In the same way, a reaction joke often surprises its audience with a new or unexpected outcome. Learn more about reaction jokes and their origins, as well as humorous examples of chain reactions, allergic reactions, and funny retorts.
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- Short Reaction Jokes
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Funniest Reaction Short Jokes
Short reaction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The reaction humour may include short response jokes also.
- If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened. Noble gases should have no reaction.
- I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.
- A colleague of mine fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, his quick reaction killed him.
- The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction.
- In the hospital, I asked the charge nurse for a phone charger - she was very offended. Don't even get me started on the reaction from the head nurse.
- My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon
- "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law "Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
- When I was a kid I was terrified of earwigs because I thought they were bugs that crawled into your ears. So you can imagine my reaction when I heard about cockroaches.
- Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.
- What is the difference between Jamaicans and Jewish people? Their reaction when someone asks if they want to get baked.
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Reaction One Liners
Which reaction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with reaction? I can suggest the ones about interaction and effect.
- When the king farted, why did nobody laugh? Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
- The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen I was having an allergic reaction.
- I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
- neon bumped into helium. There was no reaction.
- I have so many Chemistry jokes to tell I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction...
- I like telling science puns... Just to see the reaction...
- I wanted to get a reaction by make a joke about sodium. But then I thought: Na.
- Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school? They never got a reaction out of him.
- What do chemists like to watch on YouTube? Reaction videos.
- Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
- I have a really good joke about helium But it'll get no reaction like my cake day.
- I want to tell a good chemistry joke But not sure if I would get a good reaction from it
- I had an allergic reaction to peanuts Then I got sued by the Finebros
- Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
- I once made a chemistry joke.... It made no reaction.
Allergic Reaction Jokes
Here is a list of funny allergic reaction jokes and even better allergic reaction puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- TIFU by making my customer the wrong sandwich, giving her an allergic reaction. Whoops. Wrong sub.
- I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me because I just had an allergic reaction.
- Did you hear about the amputee who nearly died from an allergic reaction? Apparently he was lack-toes intolerant.
- I can't wear any clothes with a crocodile on them because I get an allergic reaction. I'm Lacoste intolerant.
- I thought I was having a severe allergic reaction to Indian flatbread. It turns out I'm just naan responsive.
- I broke out with an allergic reaction. My mom wanted to take me to the ER immediately, but my dad said, Let's not make any rash decisions.
- What type of drug can you take if you have an allergic reaction to Rowan Atkinson? Anti-MisterBeans
- Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore. - I'm having an allergic reaction, quick, get my syringe! It's in that book over there, the Epi-Tome
- TIL: A man sued Quiznos after being hospitalized for an allergic reaction when he received another guests sandwich. woops, wrong sub
Chemical Reaction Jokes
Here is a list of funny chemical reaction jokes and even better chemical reaction puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My friend fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him.
- I wrote down on a piece of paper several books I wanted to read about substances that speed up chemical reactions, and told my kitten to go out and get them for me.
I gave my catalyst. - They say you can't reverse a chemical reaction But the more bread I eat, the doughier I become.
- I'm a Chemical Engineer and I have some good Chemistry jokes. ... but I never get a good reaction.
- What's the most popular band in the world of science? My Chemical Reaction.
- What chemical reaction does Redbull go through? A red ox reaction.
- I would make a joke about I(+2) + I(+3) chemical reaction... But it would take a while...
- Why are farmers, who take good inventory of their cows, so efficient at chemical reactions? Because they have a cattle list.
- A friend of mine was slow in noticing a vat of chemicals and fell in. Turns out that his quick reaction killed him.
- What's Kylo Ren's Favorite Order of Chemical Reaction? A first order reaction
Chain Reaction Jokes
Here is a list of funny chain reaction jokes and even better chain reaction puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A nuclear physicist is convinced he can win the Tour de France He says biking is just a chain reaction.
- I was pretty good at nuclear physics... Everytime I yawned in class, I'd set off a chain reaction.
- There are two ways to trigger a nuclear chain reaction: ... The first involves hitting uranium with accelerated protons. The second is mentioning Hillary and Feminism in one sentence.
- A terrets group therapy session is a lot like nuclear fission They can both result in a chain reaction with catastrophic results
- Plan to take over the World If we consider life as the chain of chemical reactions, then The Fine Bros actually want to copyright all life on earth.
Reaction To Bad Jokes
Here is a list of funny reaction to bad jokes and even better reaction to bad puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the father think he was allergic to jokes? Because he always had bad reactions!
- I think we need to stop having such a bad reaction to the fine bros... We may get sued.
Uproarious Reaction Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about reaction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reflection jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make reaction pranks.
One shop owner turns and asks another...
So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that you're looking for a night guard?
He replied.
Yeah, we got robbed tonight.
How come nobody at the king table laughed when he f**...?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions.
Not exactly a joke, butthe usually get a great reaction. Caution: not for use with those who lack basic math skills.
Pick a number from 1 to 9, but don't tell me what it is. Multiply that number by 9. If the the result is a two digit number, add the two digits together. Now subtract 5.
Where the letters of the alphabet correspond to the numbers 1 though 26, pick the letter associated with the number you have left. Think of a country that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter. Take the last letter of the animal, and think of a color that begins with that letter.
Now.... How many orange kangaroos are there in Denmark?
I posed n**... for a magazine today
Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money
How Long is a Chinese name
* That's the joke.
* You have people thinking about how to answer how long the name is. When the actual joke is that the Chinese person is named How Long.
* It's pretty funny to see peoples reactions to this joke and to see how they reply to it when all you're really making is a statement.
Hear are sum morre punny science jokes
How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
Is Silicon the same in English as in Spanish? Si.
The last time I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction.
Chemistry puns Im in my element.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Barium
Ion-estly cant think of anymore... All the good ones Argon!
Edit 1 just thought of this.
What does Barium Cobalt and Nitrogen make?
BaCoN
George W. Bush is sitting with his aides...
and he is getting debriefed on the world news of the day. The news is rather mundane and unexciting, but one of his aides states that 3 Brazilian people perished in a plane c**... early this morning.
Dubya's reaction is pure shock and grief, he's shaking and can't control his emotions.
Tearfully looking over to the man who broke the news, he asks him, "How many is a Brazilian?"
A drunk guy enters a Catholic church
A drunk guy enters a Catholic church. He stumbles along, talks with the statues and finally enters the confessional where he sits down quietly on the chair. The priest patiently waits for him then coughs a bit but he gets no reaction. He waits a little while longer and knocks in the wall, finally drawing the drunk's attention:
-Stop the knocking, fool, there's no toilet paper in here either!
George W. Bush was sitting in the Oval Office when...
...his secretary walks in with a phone in his hand.
He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."
Upon hearing this The President says, "Oh my God!" and he buries his head in his hands.
The entire Cabinet was stunned. Usually George Bush showed no reaction whatsoever to these types of reports.
Just then, Bush looked up and said, "How many is a Brazilian??"
Two british men are sitting at a bus stop...
When a man, clearly not from their town, comes up towards them.
"Parlez-vous Français?" The man asks the two Brits.
Confused, they stare blankly at the foreigner.
"Hablan ustedes Español?" The man tries again - still no reaction from the two men.
Frustrated, the foreigner tries one more time.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?"
but the two men at the bus stop still have no clue what he's saying, and the foreigner storms off in a huff.
A couple seconds later, one of the men sitting on the bench turns to the other and says, "We should probably learn a language."
The other man turns to him and says, "Why? He knew three, and it didn't do him any good!"
Twelve Italian priests...
...were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally n**..., in a garden while a s**..., beautiful, big breasted, n**... model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
As he bent over to pick it up… all the other bells started to ring!
They say that you should always dress for the job you want and not the job you have, so all week I have been coming into the office dressed as a fireman.
I can't say that the reaction has been positive overall, but I'm going to stick with it, because I think perseverance is a pretty important trait to have if your job is fighting fires.
What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?
Speechless
Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...
**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**
My favorite part of a marathon is...
My favorite part of a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of v**....
I was going to make a chemistry joke...
but I didn't know if it would get a positive reaction.
I was about to tell a hilarious joke about chemistry..
..but last time I did, I couldn't handle the reactions.
A father puts a gold watch in one son's stocking and a pile of manure in the other son's...
The first son brings the watch to his father and with a worried face says, "dad I'm not sure what to do with this watch, it's fragile, and small, and I don't really wear watches. I don't like it."
The father wasn't surprised by his son's reaction because he typically has a poor perspective on things.
Minutes later, the second son, who had a stocking full of manure, comes running to his father with excitement and says, "Dad! I think Santa brought me a pony! Now I just have to go find it!"
It's all about perspective.
I'd like to tell you guys a chemistry joke
But based on my experience so far in this sub, I'm sure I won't get any reaction
CHEMISTRY JOKE
You know... I wanted to make a chemistry joke,but...
...I knew I wouldn't get a reaction.
Men vs Women
One of the greatest differences between men and women is the reaction to the word "f**..."
What's the difference between a bug and an insect?
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date...
...it went ok.
Oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
The other chemicals were like 'omg'!
Two noble gases went on a date.
There was no reaction.
Two protons went on a date.
There was no attraction.
Hydrogen and chlorine went on a date.
They felt a little sour after it.
Hydrogen and nitrogen went on a date.
They had a basic night out.
Sodium and chlorine went on a date.
There was assault.
Potassium and water went on a date.
It was lit.
Vatican to elevate pope Francis to sainthood-report
Reports are emerging from the vatican that the current pope will be recommended for sainthood due to his compassion for his fellow man. When asked about the holy father's reaction, a vatican official said, 'In keeping with modern times, the pontiff would like to be the patron saint of email, St.Francis of a cc'
I remember my parent's reaction when I brought home my first A+ on a test
It was something like Who's Lily and You aren't even in AP Biology
To do list-
(1). Go to pet store. (2). Buy bird seeds. (3). Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. (4). Wait for reaction.
President Donald Trump said that by 2050 US forces intend to attack the Sun if it does not stop nuclear reactions.
the attack is planned at night or they will just fly from the dark side.
I told a chemistry joke the other day...
I thought it was good personally, but the reaction was disappointing!
TIL that comparative brain scans of elephants reveal that they find humans to be "adorable".
I mean, your mom told me I was s**..., but I didn't realize that it was a biological reaction.
A little boy asks his dad, "Where does p**... come from?"
His father is taken aback by the question but decides to tell the son the truth.
"Well, son," he says, "food passes down the oesophagus, enters the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction. Then it passes through the alimentary canal before waste enters the colon, and then it finally emerges as p**...."
"Wow," says the boy. "So where does Tigger come from?"
I was grilling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices started to make my mouth water...
Got me thinking, do vegans get the same reaction when mowing the lawn?
My uncle got a severe allergic reaction while staying in a remotely located hotel near Barcelona...
he would have died certainly as there were no hospitals close by. Suddenly we heard someone knocking on the hotel's door. Miraculously it was the hotel's in-house doctor.
We were quite amused by how the doctor showed up at the exact time he was needed.
Nobody expected the Spanish Inn Physician
I had trouble making friends in college, but then came up with a foolproof plan.
I started telling girls I love them. Their first reaction was to say let's just be friends.
A black kid puts powder on his face and realised he looked white
So he went down to his mom and said
Look mom I'm white .
His mother tells him
Don't do that, it's not funny now go wash up .
The kid then goes to his dad who said
Why are you doing s**... things. Now go clean up .
The kid disappointed with his parents reaction says to himself as he cleans up
One day of being white and I already hate black people .
Why did no one in the King's court laugh when the king f**...?
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction
A guy comes home with two black eyes.
A guy comes home with two black eyes and his wife looks at him in shock and asks how that happened. He replies: while I was in line at the supermarket I saw this woman with her dress wedged into her b**... crack, so I reached down and pulled it out for her, and that's when she turned around and punched me in the face.
He wife then looks at him confused and says: that explains one black eye, but not the other.
He then says: well, based on her reaction I assumed she wanted it that way, so I put it back.
Bumped into my old Chemistry teacher yesterday
...in fact I knocked him right over.
You should have seen his reaction.
So everyone is getting mad at me after telling jokes about marine wildlife
I think it's a turtle over reaction. It just being shellfish and it's giving me a bad haddock. I mean, I don't do them on porpoise...
A woman was playing a round of golf
A woman was playing a round of golf when a bee stung her.
Fearing an allergic reaction she ran to the clubhouse and told the pro that she had been stung.
He asked where and she said between the first and second holes.
He replied "your stance is too wide".
A second girlfriend
To see her reaction,he told her that he wants a second girlfriend,
In the first day he didn't see anything.
In the second day he didn't see anything.
In the third day he began to see a little bit from his right eye.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened
Noble gases should have no reaction
I went to the doctors for some b**... cream
I called the doctor the next day...
Me: Doctor, I've had quite a reaction from applying this cream you've given me
Doctor: oh really? Where did you apply it?
Me: on the bus.
I told my doctor that I got a n**... reaction from applying the haemorrhoid cream he prescribed.
He asked where I had applied it.
I was on the bus.
What should you do when nobody laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
Mr. Johnson walked into a movie theater and sat down next to a dog who was at the theater with his owner.
Much to Mr. Johnson's astonishment, the dog laughed at the funny parts, cried at the sad parts, booed at the villain's wicked deeds, and cheered at the hero's heroics.
When they left the theater, Mr. Johnson told the dog owner, "Your dog's reactions to that movie were amazing!"
"I thought so too!" replied the dog owner. "He hated the book."
Chivalry really is dead…
The other day, I helped a young lady out the door and, instead of thanking me, she yelled at me on her way out.
I don't know what surprised me more: Her reaction or the fact that airplane doors could actually open mid flight
I told my wife I found another girl just to see her reaction
On the first day, I saw nothing, the same thing for the second and third day... Fortunately, I started seeing a little bit with my left eye on the fourth day.
Allergic
A group of golfers were approaching the first tee when they noticed a woman being given first aid. One of the golfers asked what had happened, and he was informed that the woman had been stung by a bee and was having an allergic reaction.
"Where was she bit?" one of the players asked. "Between the first and second hole," was the reply.
The player responded, "Wow, she must have been standing right over the hive."
How Newton came up with his laws
A cow was walking. Newton shouted at the cow and it stopped. He formed his first law: an object continues to move unless it's stopped .
Newton gave the cow a forceful kick and it made a sound, 'MA'. He formed his second law: force, F = MA .
The cow gave Newton a forceful kick back. He formed his third law: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .
This old one always makes me laugh for the reaction
Joke teller: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Stooge: Finding half a worm?
Joke teller: Well, I was going to say the holocaust, but okay .
Pulled out a nose hair today...
Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the train, it seems pretty painful.
Two elderly men
Got wasted drunk one evening and decided to go to a brothel.
The madam seeing how out of it both of them were decided to give them blow up dolls instead of real women.
The next day the two old men met up again and started sharing their experiences of the previous night.
The first one went.
"I think mine was dead. I moved her, shook her. No reaction whatsoever".
The other guy said.
"This is nothing. I'm convinced mine was a witch. In the heat of the moment as we were going at it I bit her a**.... She let out a massive f**.... Then flew out the window taking my dentures with her."
I took a photo of a goat and showed him. Guess it didnt like it..
His reaction was "Meh"..
My son joined an experiment at school, where they would see what the reaction was on wearing a go vegan shirt for 2 weeks. So far he has been beaten, spitted on and yelled at.
I wonder what will happen if he goes outside of our house.
I had to go back to see my doctor today. I said, 'I applied the pile cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very n**... reaction.' 'Where exactly did you apply it?' he asked.
'On the bus' I replied
