React Jokes
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Are you looking for a laugh? Check out this collection of humorous React jokes. From React Native puns to overreaction jokes to clever hydrogen and argon humor, you're sure to find something to tickle your funnybone.
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Short react jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The react humour may include short reflect jokes also.
- Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, "That's very noble of you"
- Helium walks into a bar. The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gases." He doesn't react.
- Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016. - So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently.
- Ladies, you can tell a lot about a man by how dogs react to him. For example, if a police K9 is bitting him, he may not be ideal.
- Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!" Gold said "Aukay"
Potassium said "K"
Sodium said "Na"
Argon didn't react. - The gas Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?" But Argon doesn't react.
- I'm beginning to think my girlfriend might be homophobic... She reacted *very poorly* last night when I came out to her...
- Why are noble gases the worst audience members for a comedic performance? They don't react.
- How did the woman react when the doctor suggest she have a brain biopsy? She gave him a piece of her mind.
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React One Liners
Which react one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with react? I can suggest the ones about interaction and tract.
- What are the Fine Brothers favorite element? The noble gases because they don't react
- What do actors do when they make a mistake? They react.
- Real chemist never dies ...just stops reacting.
- I made a noble gas joke sadly nobody reacted
- What did Helium do after Hydrogen and Oxygen became water? He didn't react at all.
- How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? He was delighted.
- How did the prime number react when it found out it wasn't a 2? I can't even
- I was just told I've been diagnosed with autism I'm not sure how to react to that
- How do you react when an anti vaxxer wants to speak to you? You give them a shot.
- When copper reacts, ....you get lead.
- What did the sodium hydride said when asked if want to react? NaH.
- How did the bash server react to the DOS attack? Unixpectedly.
OP. - So a guy punched helium in a bar... But he was noble, and didn't react.
- I felt horrible when I reacted to a deaf man "are you deaf?!" Gladly he didn't hear that.
- Hydrogen punched helium... Helium didn't react.
Rib-Tickling React Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about react you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean protect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make react pranks.
How does Adele react when you send her a funny link?
rolling in the deep laughing
The Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
A man takes his dog to the vet.
A man's dog is very sick and won't do anything but lay down. The man takes his dog to the vet and asks the vet to run some tests. The vet brings in a cat and sits the cat next to the dog. The dog doesn't react. The vet takes the cat away then brings in a Labrador who starts barking at the sick dog. The dog still doesn't react.
The vet leaves with the Labrador and comes back with a bill. The vet tells the man the tests were inconclusive and hands the man a bill for 600 dollars. Outraged the man asks why the bill was so high. The vet replies "The catscan and lab test."
Obama's reaction to NSA scandal
"This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."
I had a reaction to some nuts the other day..
"These are a bit hairy."
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Chemistry jokes
1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.
2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.
3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO
4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" He doesn't react.
5. What do you call a king's f**...? Noble gas.
6. What did the scientist say when he discovered 2 isotopes of helium? He He
7. What's the chemical formula for water? HIJKLMNO
8. I would post more but all the good ones Argon.
Sodium said to neon, "I gave your mother my electron last night!"
Neon didn't react.
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The only Greek joke I know....
So a Greek and a Czech are walking through the forest. They come across two bears, a male and a female. Before the men can react, the bears attack and eat the Czech. The Greek runs back to his village and gets all of the villagers and they grab their pitchforks and run back into the forest. The mob comes across the two bears, now sleeping. The village leader asks the Greek which bear ate the Czech, so they can retrieve his body for a proper burial. The Greek says that the male bear ate him. So the villagers cut open the male bear but his stomach is empty. So long story short, never trust a Greek when he says the Czech is in the male.
How did the female tennis player react to sexist innuendo at the French Open?
She blew a Gasquet.
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Argon walks into a bar
The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, "Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"
Argon doesn't react.
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A wife gives her husband a cheating test.
A man's wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she was to just up and leave one day so she came up with a way to trick her husband into thinking she had left. She wrote a note saying how she was tired of living with him and doesn't want to put up with him anymore. She left the note on the kitchen counter and hid under the bed and waited for her husband to come home.
Her husband soon came home, saw the note and wrote something on it. Immediately he started dancing and singing while changing into another pair of clothes. He than proceeds to dial someone and says: Hey babe the idiot finally had enough of me, I was so s**... to marry her wish I found you first, I'll be over in 10 minutes! He than rushes out the door and drives off in his car.
The wife comes out from under the bed, tears in her eyes goes to read what her husband had wrote on the note, it said; " I can see your feet sticking out from under the bed idiot, I have gone to buy some beer."
How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?
Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
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A cup of coffee just walked up to my girlfriend and called her a w**...'. I didn't even react.
I think my caffeine tolerance is too high
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How did h**... react upon learning that the Allies had taken Paris?
He was Führious
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How did h**... react to the fall of Berlin?
He did n**...-it coming.
Three professors go to the nudist beach
They start reading their newspapers, when suddenly Miss Ridgewell approaches them from the Chemistry Department. The alarmed professors react immediately. Two of them hide their manhood with their newspapers, the third, however, hides his face. They politely salute the lady, who simply passes by to join her friends.
When she's far gone, one of them asks the third professor, "Why did you hide your face?"
To which the third professor replies, "I don't know about you guys, but people usually recognise my face..."
I told my friend a chemistry joke. He didn't react...
I wanted to tell my girlfriend, but SHe doesn't exist.
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What was ISIS' reaction after Anonymous announced they will hack them?
To Baghdad up.
Noble Gases
Argon walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender turns to him and says "We don't serve noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react..
How many reactionaries does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't be silly. They don't like change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.
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Donald Trump and his chauffeur are driving on a country road...
Suddenly, a pig runs in front of the car. The chauffeur has no time to react, and runs over it, giving it instant death. The chauffeur stops the car, gets out and looks around. He spots a small farm-house in the distance. Donald says to his chauffeur,
"You should at least tell them that you've killed the pig"
The chauffeur does as he's told. A couple of hours later, the chauffeur stumbles out of the farmhouse, covered in lipstick kiss-marks and a bottle of champagne in each hand. As he stumbles to the passenger side window, Donald exclaims,
"Jesus, what did you tell them?"
"Exactly what you told me boss: Hi I'm Donald Trump's chauffeur and I've just killed the pig"
How do you react when looking in the mirror?
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
You're in a bar and a guy throws a punch at you
You can't even react back or TheFineBros will sue you.
Noble gases are safe from the Fine Brothers.
They never react.
I invented a new word.
React.
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Go ahead sue me.
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Fine Bros can't sue metal beams,
Because they don't react to jet fuel.
I was given ultimatum by fine bros for reacting on their reaction videos.
I reacted by proclaiming, "I will never react to your videos again."
Now i am being sued.
If a tree falls down in the woods..
If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody's around to react to it, do the Fine Bro's still submit a copyright claim?
When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1?
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
My reaction when i found out oxygen and magnesium are dating
O Mg
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Hillary Clinton and her chauffeur are driving on a country road. Suddenly, a pig runs in front of the car.
The chauffeur has no time to react, and runs over it, giving it instant death.
The chauffeur stops the car, gets out and looks around. He spots a small farm-house in the distance. Hillary says to her chauffeur, "You should at least tell them that you've killed the pig"
The chauffeur does as he's told.
A couple of hours later, the chauffeur stumbles out of the farmhouse, covered in lipstick kiss-marks and a bottle of champagne in each hand.
As he stumbles to the passenger side window, Hillary exclaims, "Jesus, what did you tell them?"
"Exactly what you told me boss: Hi I'm Hillary Clinton's chauffeur and I've just killed the pig."
Hilary's reaction to learning Bill has been cheating.
"I know."
What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?
Cantilever? (can't I leave her)
I have ability I hate that makes me react to everything which requires a lot of effort.
I call it Response Ability
How do you get ranchers to quickly react to offerings at a livestock auction?
A cattle-list
What was the hurricane's reaction when some joker tried to shorten his name to Matt?
Hew hew hew.
I was ridiculed by some miscreants at the Halloween party for my Helium atom costume,..
... but I was too noble to react to such petty volatile elements.
How did the ice cube react when it came into some hot water?
It had a meltdown
A child once ask a man in a hospital whether he likes vegetables
The man did not react, so I told the child to fulfill his curiosity.
"He is one"
How did my dad react when he found out I wasn't really his son?
"Thank God!!!"
What happens if you step on your chemistry teachers foot?
He will REACT angrily
How did Joseph react when Mary shocked him that she was pregnant with Jesus?
"Mother of God..."
Why do underground hackers report their income to the IRS?
They know how the system will react to sin tax errors
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The Sun Mission
Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!
A reporter said - "But the sun is very hot. How can your man land on the sun?"
There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react. Then Kim Jong-un quietly answered "We will land at night". The entire audience broke out in thunderous applause !
Back in the White House, Donald Trump and his entourage were watching the news conference on TV. When Trump heard what Kim had said, he sneered - "What an idiot. There is no sun at night time !"
Now, his cabinet broke up in thunderous applause !!
How to react to a dad joke.
Dad "makes a dad joke"
Me : oh my god ...
Dad : You called me ?
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Decided to surprise my gf for Valentine's day
So I woke her up with o**... s**... in the morning.
How did she react?
"Mpfhpmhhh... Get this thing out of my mouth, you idiot"
How would Beethoven react to Mettalica, if he's alive now?
Probably not much, since he's deaf
An artist lives next to a Marsh.
Twice a week, he goes out and collects the clam shells in the marsh to use in his art. One day, he visits a fellow artist and the two compare their works as usual. Suddenly, a gang of bandits breaks into the house to steal art, but before anyone else could react the first artist launches a furious flurry of kicks and punches that quickly incapacitates all the robbers.
"Incredible!" Goes his friend, "I never realised you were so well trained in combat!"
"Well you should," the first artist replied, "considering you already know I am a marsh shell artist."
Why didn't the man react to the beautiful and heartfelt message written on his cake?
He glazed over it.
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A young boy wakes up in the middle of the night...
And wanders past his parents' bedroom. The door is ajar and he hears strange noises within. He opens the door and sees the parents having s**.... Dad, what are you doing? he cries. The dad, not knowing how to react starts laughing nervously and says oh just playing a funny game son... hide the sausage. He chuckles again and since the son leaves, all seems well.
The next night, the dad wakes up and wanders past his son's bedroom. The door is ajar and he hears strange noises within. He opens the door and sees the son having s**... with his grandma. Horrified, the dad cries out son, what are you doing?!
Ha, says the son Not so funny when it's your mom, is it?
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A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots of whiskey.
Bartender: You look terrible. What's the matter?
Man: I just walked in on my wife having s**... with my best friend.
Bartender: That's terrible! How did you react?
Man: I threw her out of the house with all of her clothes and told her I'd be sending divorce papers in the morning.
Bartender: Good for you, that must have been difficult. What did you do to your best friend?
Man: I waved my finger at him and said bad dog!
How would rocket raccoon react if groot joined forces with Thanos in Infinity War?
"et tu Groot?"
How did the prison guard react when the inmate arrived on the elevator?
Very condescending.
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You won't believe my wife's reaction when I tried to use a taser during s**....
She was shocked!
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You should've seen h**...'s reaction when he realised the war was lost
He was Fuhrerious
"What was your first reaction when you heard Avicii was dead?"
"Well I'm certainly not taking pills in Ibiza anymore..."
Your mom is like potassium
She would literally react to any man she is given to
Hey girl are you vinegar?
Because you always react whenever I get baked or drink soda
What was the ostrich's reaction to Paul Manafort's jacket?
Not emused
How do Mexicans react when they see snow?
Snow way Jose!
At the age of 5 Skaga decided there was no god.
Most people react one of two ways, with relief or dispar; only Skaga responded by thinking,
'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant'.
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The first person to react is g**...
How does a pyromaniac react when they get flammable Coco cola for Christmas?
He's soda lighted!
Reactions to Saudi Arabia invading to the southeast instead of the south
Yemen: Yeah man!
Oman: Oh man
A teenage boy is talking with his friends.
A teenage boy is talking with his friends.
One of them asks - "How would you react if you recognized your favorite actor or actress in the streets?"
He responds - "I doubt I'd recognize them."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't often look at their face."
If you react poorly to puns...
That makes you a groan man (or whatever you identify as)
