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Jewish Judge
Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart, HONEST Jewish Judge faced the opposing lawyers.
"So, the Judge said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
Both lawyers became uncomfortable.
" You, attorney John, gave me $ 50,000 and you, attorney Sam, gave me $ 60,000."
The judge now reached into his pocket and pulled out $ 10,000, He handed it to attorney Sam and said...
"Now that I'm returning $ 10,000, we're going to decide this case solely on its merits.
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60 Years of Marriage
An old couple in their 80's are sitting in their rocking chairs on the front porch enjoying the day. Suddenly the wife reaches over and just slaps her husband across the face.
Flabergasted he looks at her and says "what was that for?"
She responds "that's for 60 years of bad s**..."
They continue to rocking on the porch.
A few minutes later the husband reaches over and smacks his wife hard enough that it knocks her out of her chair onto the porch.
With tears in her eyes she asks "what was that for?"
Her husband replies "that's for knowing the difference."
Teenage hipster
It recently reached below 60° in Texas and now everyone is wearing jackets. Makes me angry though cause I was wearing them before it was cool.
An 86 y/o man is on his deathbed next to his loved one...
-Honey, there's something I've got to tell you.
-What is it?
The man takes an old key out of his pocket
-This key opens the safebox behind that picture
His bride moves the picture, opens the safebox with the key and finds four eggs and 24000 dollars.
-What is this, honey?
-Everytime I haven't been loyal to you, I've put an egg in there.
-We've been 60 years married, I don't care you've cheated on me only four times.
The woman turns and takes the money.
-And what about all this money?
-Oh, I sell them everytime I reach the dozen.
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A scotsman on his deathbed
An elderly scotsman is lying on his deathbed, when he suddenly smells the most wonderful smell of his favourite scones. Could this be the last loyal gift from his wife of 60 years to him? His favourite scones? With all his remaining force, he lifts himself out of his bed, descends the stairs while holding on the banister with his trembling hands and enters the kitchen.
There, he witnesses the most amazing thing: Every single surface is covered in scones! With his shaking fingers, he feebly reaches to grab one, when his hand is suddenly smacked with a wooden spoon.
"Get off!", shouts his wife, "they're for the f**...!"
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