The Best 41 Reac Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Reac jokes. There are some reac equality jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these reac weirdo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Reac Jokes and Puns

Obama's reaction to NSA scandal

"This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."

How will we truly reach gender equality?

By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.

As I went to reach for the largest cucumber....

As I went to reach for the largest cucumber in the supermarket a woman also went to grab it.

"Oh yeah, I bet I know why you want the biggest one," I winked.

"You've got me," she giggled, "do you fancy coming back to mine and watching?"

"No thanks," I replied, "I've got better things to do with my time than stand watching a woman make sandwiches."

Reac joke, As I went to reach for the largest cucumber....

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

I reached my goal of shedding 137 pounds this week

It's nice being single again


When reaching a high shelf, do you jump up to get it, or stand on a foldable tiered platform?

Because most people prefer the ladder.

How many reactionaries does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly. They don't like change, even if it makes the world a brighter place.

Reac joke, How many reactionaries does it take to change a lightbulb?

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but...

I know I wouldn't get a reac- ***JOKE RETRACTED BY THE FINE BROS***

My reaction when i found out oxygen and magnesium are dating

O Mg

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

You can explore reac bit reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean reac toilet dad jokes. There are also reac puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


You can reach 80 years

Doctor: Your health seems to be in such a condition that I believe you can reach 80 years.

*But doctor, I am already 80!*

You see - I told you to quit smoking.

Whenever I reach 88 mph in my car, I always make a Back to the Future time traveling sound effect inside my head...

...and that's usually followed by a police siren sound effect outside my car.

What was the hurricane's reaction when some joker tried to shorten his name to Matt?

Hew hew hew.

Since The Simpson's just reached the 600 episode milestone, I'd like to take a moment to remember it's importance to american history ...

Its unwaveringly realistic portrayal of the yellow people's disenfranchisement while pursuing the American Dream is a testament to our nation's tolerant spirit.

How do you reach the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

You have to sail pasta seas.

Hi, you've reached the Urinary Incontinence Department.

Please hold.

My mum's reached the stage of her life where all she does is tell me about people that have died. "you know Doreen? She's just died. You know Margery? She's just died."

I said to her "mum, get off the roof and give me the gun"

How to react to a dad joke.

Dad "makes a dad joke"
Me : oh my god ...
Dad : You called me ?


Reaching 3rd base in the back of a car, she stops me and tells me she wants to be safe

I put her seatbelt on.

How to reach Dell customer support...

I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!

His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.

When he came back he handed her some diet pills.

Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him?

Hello, you have reached the urology department.

Please hold.

Once we reach 15 months with the current president

Are we legally allowed to leave?

You should've seen Hitler's reaction when he realised the war was lost

He was Fuhrerious

How will we know when we've reached gender equality?

Magicians will be sawing men in half, too.

"What was your first reaction when you heard Avicii was dead?"

"Well I'm certainly not taking pills in Ibiza anymore..."

What was the ostrich's reaction to Paul Manafort's jacket?

Not emused

How do you react when an anti vaxxer wants to speak to you?

You give them a shot.

Why can't 4 reach 6?

Cause of the High Five.

Why does no one react when Queen Elizabeth farts?

Because noble gases got no reactions.

I have reached the age where I have to pee several times during night

I have also reached the age where I drink four liters of water before I go to bed

Reactions to Saudi Arabia invading to the southeast instead of the south

Yemen: Yeah man!

Oman: Oh man

When I reach home, my 1.5 year old son rushes out to the gate..

..to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrrrmmm brrrrmmm sound. His cute antics always me forget that he is suffering from a rare disease ...It's called Parking son's disease.

You know you've reached middle age when

you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police

If you react poorly to puns...

That makes you a groan man (or whatever you identify as)

We react to a crisis with the utmost decorum.

The shouting and screaming are only coincidental.

I reached into the washing machine to find my favorite shirt destroyed. It looks like it was murdered.

It was a casual T.

You've reached the answering machine for the tinnitus association

Please leave your message after the beep.

How do you reach OJ Simpson's website?

Slash / slash / backslash \ ESCape

"How do I reach Nirvana?"

First of all, Kurt's kind of hard to reach, and I don't think the rest really want to be bothered.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the reac reactive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working reac degree piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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