Razor Blade Jokes
23 razor blade jokes and hilarious razor blade puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about razor blade that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Razor Blade Short Jokes
Short razor blade jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The razor blade humour may include short razor jokes also.
- I was looking for some razor blades on amazon today I assume the ones with no reviews are the best.
- Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor
blade? She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift. - So Gillette just came out with a new Ad campaign calling out men for toxic masculinity. I can honestly say this is the first time Ive ever seen a razor blade company cut their own wrists.
- Why did the emo have two rulers and a razor blade? So he could measure twice and cut once.
- I'm sick of these complicated Gillette 3 and 4 blade razors with vibrating heads, "cooling" technology, and pivoting heads etc... ...But I've always been a firm believer in Occam's razor.
- How can tell know if the razor blade you are planning on buying is a good one? If there are no reviews for it on Amazon
- A smooth close shave with a brand new razor blade is the best feeling in the world! ... was not the best thing to say to my wife shortly after s**....
- "Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"
"Yea, I s**... with the electric razor."
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Razor Blade One Liners
Which razor blade one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with razor blade? I can suggest the ones about shaving razor and sharp knife.
- You know the razor blade works... when there are no reviews for it on amazon.
- What's silver and tastes like blood? Razor Blades!
- Say "Rise Up Lights" out loud You just said "Razor Blades" in an Australian accent
- What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade. - My friend likes goth chicks... I call him razor blade.
- What's pink and slowly turns red? A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Razor Blade Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about razor blade you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shave jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make razor blade pranks.
How to master Australian accent in seconds
Say "Rise Up Lights" out loud. *You just said razor blades in Australian accent.*
Don't stop there.
Say "Beer Can" with an English accent. *You just said Bacon in Jamaican accent.*
Mastered.
A walks into a drug store in London
A man walks into a drugstore in London and ask the pharmacist for some American razor blades. The pharmacist asks if he is sure, because England makes the finest razor blades in the world. But the man insists on American razor blades.
"Have it your way" says the pharmacist, "but I can assure you that ours are the best. Just last week my wife accidentally swallowed one. It gave her a tonsillectomy, a hysterectomy, an appendectomy, circumcised the gardner, emasculated the chauffeur, cut two of the butler's fingers off, and I still got ten shaves out of it"
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