The Best 46 Rays Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Rays jokes. There are some rays trauma jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these rays resource puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Rays Jokes and Puns

Have you heard? They pulled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen off the shelves.

It didn't protect against deadly rays.

Where do naughty rays of light go?


(Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

Rays joke, Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

Back during the Apollo moon-missions, NASA astronauts left an American flag on the surface of the moon.

Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.

Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen?

It protects from deadly rays.

Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen

It protects against harmful rays

If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen.

He could have been protected from harmful rays.

Rays joke, If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays

Why should Steve Irwin wear sunscreen?

To prevent harmful rays!

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Steve Irwin should have wore sunblock...

... to prevent against harmful rays.

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Bad luck Steve Irwin.

Puts on sunblock.
Doesn't protect against harmful rays.

Sunscreen isn't very effective...

It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

We found love in a hopeless place

We found Steve in a frozen place
We found Stark in an iron case
We found Hulk in some gamma rays
We found Thor punching Lokis face

What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power?

Gramma Rays

Rays joke, What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power?

TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived.

Apparently it protects against harmful rays.

Using high powered gamma rays, creatures on Mars have established total mind control over Donald. And Hillary. And the liberal press. And the Alt-right.

Hey, all I know is what I read on Facebook.

(But it explains everything!)

How much sunblock did Steve Irwin use?

Not enough to stop the harmful rays.

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

A farmer comes into a large amount of money and decides to buy his son's a large ranch where they can raise cattle. He calls the ranch "Focus".

Because it's where the sun's rays meet.

If Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter was wearing sunscreen that day he would still be alive

Sunscreen protects against harmful rays

Next time you put on sunscreen, remember....

If it couldn't save Steve Erwin from harmful rays, what good is it gonna do you?

Why can't we see black light rays?

Cause they're all in prism.

I saw where they pulled all the Steve Irwin sunscreen off the market for false advertising.

It didn't protect against harmful rays.

What happens when you nuke a communist?

Nothing, he turns into gamma rays and keeps being a nuisance.

How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays?

You don't bomb pearl harbor.

If only Steve Irwin wore sunglasses

They might have protected him from harmful rays

why don't light rays like prisms?

prisms always tell them to get bent

What is science called if it involved light blue light rays?


I heard they recalled Steve irwin's sunblock lotion.

It didn't protect against harmful rays.

I heard they recalled Ray Rice's wife's new line of sunscreen.

It turns out it doesn't protect against harmful rays.

Apparently Steve Irwin had his own line of sunscreen but it was taken off the market when he died.

It wasn't protecting against harmful rays.

Did you know Steve Irwin may have survived if I had been wearing proper protection

I thought most people know The best protection against harmful rays is sun block

I heard Steve Irwin has his own line of sunscreen...

It's supposed to block the rays

TIL Steve Irwin was trying to market his own sunblock.

The FDA wouldn't approve it because it didn't protect you against all rays.

Everyone knows you synthesize vitamin D from UV rays and that's fine...

So how come whenever I say, "I love getting the D from my sun," people always freak out?

What do you call the fleshy-mouth things on Manta Rays?


Steve Irwin had a brand of sunblock that had to be taken off the shelves..

Turns out it didn't protect against harmful rays.

TIL Steve Irwin would have lived if he were wearing sunscreen.

It protects from harmful rays.

Steve Irwin put on sunscreen.

Too bad it didn't protect him from harmful rays.

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"

Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"

Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"

Autumn ~ *-leaves-*

TIL Steve Irwin had a failed "Crocodile Hunter" sunscreen brand.

Apparently it didn't protect you from harmful rays

Steve Irwin died because he wasn't wearing sunscreen.

If he had, it would've protected him from harmful rays.

You know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen.

Would have protected him from the harmful rays.

Little did you know, but Steve Irwin would have lived if he had put on enough sunscreen.

It would have protected him from the harmful rays.

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