Rays Jokes
73 rays jokes and hilarious rays puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about rays that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh your heart out with this collection of Rays jokes! From Tampa Bay Rays plays to gamma ray prisms, there's something for everyone to enjoy. Get ready for some fun and sun with this selection of jokes about rays of all kinds.
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Funniest Rays Short Jokes
Short rays jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The rays humour may include short rips jokes also.
- I had my leg x-rayed today. The doctor told me "your patella measures 2.54 cm"
By surprise I said "Inch high knees?"
The doctor replied "披萨卷2.54披萨卷" - Where do naughty rays of light go? Prism
(Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.) - Doctor [looking at my x-rays] : this is exactly what I was afraid of. Me: What?
Doctor: Skeletons - TIL Steve Irwin had a failed "Crocodile Hunter" sunscreen brand. Apparently it didn't protect you from harmful rays
- Wife: I'm afraid our Neighbour died Husband: Who, Ray?
Wife: It's inappropriate to cheer when someone dies
(My 7 year old came up with this joke) - TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays.
- Doctor: "I'm just waiting for your X-Ray." Blonde: "I've never dated anyone by that name."
- What did ray charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
- Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels.
- Steve Irwin would still be alive today if he put on sunscreen It protects you from harmful rays
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Rays One Liners
Which rays one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with rays? I can suggest the ones about rams and rails.
- What did Yoda say when he watched star wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI
- Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled? It didn't protect him from harmful rays
- Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray.
- Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married.
- Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock.
Doesn't protect against harmful rays. - Why can't we see black light rays? Cause they're all in prism.
- Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays
- If only Steve Irwin wore sunglasses They might have protected him from harmful rays
- If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen. He could have been protected from harmful rays.
- What do you call dental X-rays? tooth pics
- Steve Irwin put on sunscreen. Too bad it didn't protect him from harmful rays.
- I heard Steve Irwin has his own line of sunscreen... It's supposed to block the rays
- Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen? To protect himself from the harmful rays.
- Doctor: "Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."
- Q: Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he was married.
Gamma Rays Jokes
Here is a list of funny gamma rays jokes and even better gamma rays puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays? You don't bomb pearl harbor.
- We found love in a hopeless place We found Steve in a frozen place
We found Stark in an iron case
We found Hulk in some gamma rays
We found Thor punching Lokis face - What happens when you nuke a communist? Nothing, he turns into gamma rays and keeps being a nuisance.
- Yo mama's so fat, she sat on some gamma rays... ...and turned them into radio waves!
Uv Rays Jokes
Here is a list of funny uv rays jokes and even better uv rays puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Everyone knows you synthesize vitamin D from UV rays and that's fine... So how come whenever I say, "I love getting the D from my sun," people always freak out?
- UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
- Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays
Manta Rays Jokes
Here is a list of funny manta rays jokes and even better manta rays puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Nvidia teams up with Oceana nonprofit to track manta rays' travelling habits They're applying their latest ray tracing technology.
- Where do manta rays learn to read? In elemantaray school.
- What do you call the fleshy-mouth things on Manta Rays? Manta-bles
Hilarious Rays Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about rays you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spots jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make rays pranks.
Have you heard? They pulled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen off the shelves.
It didn't protect against deadly rays.
Back during the Apollo moon-missions, NASA astronauts left an American flag on the surface of the moon.
Over the years, unfortunately, the sun's harsh cosmic rays have bleached the flag completely white. So, any future visitors to the moon will no longer be able to find any proof that the *US* went to the moon, since the only flag left is the French flag.
Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen?
It protects from deadly rays.
Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen
It protects against harmful rays
Why should Steve Irwin wear sunscreen?
To prevent harmful rays!
Sunscreen isn't very effective...
It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays
What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?
He got hurt from harmful rays
What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power?
Gramma Rays
Using high powered gamma rays, creatures on Mars have established total mind control over Donald. And Hillary. And the liberal press. And the Alt-right.
Hey, all I know is what I read on Facebook.
(But it explains everything!)
How much sunblock did Steve Irwin use?
Not enough to stop the harmful rays.
Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
A farmer comes into a large amount of money and decides to buy his son's a large ranch where they can raise cattle. He calls the ranch "Focus".
Because it's where the sun's rays meet.
If Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter was wearing sunscreen that day he would still be alive
Sunscreen protects against harmful rays
Next time you put on sunscreen, remember....
If it couldn't save Steve Erwin from harmful rays, what good is it gonna do you?
I saw where they pulled all the Steve Irwin sunscreen off the market for false advertising.
It didn't protect against harmful rays.
why don't light rays like prisms?
prisms always tell them to get bent
What is science called if it involved light blue light rays?
Cyance
I heard they recalled Steve irwin's sunblock lotion.
It didn't protect against harmful rays.
I heard they recalled Ray Rice's wife's new line of sunscreen.
It turns out it doesn't protect against harmful rays.
Apparently Steve Irwin had his own line of sunscreen but it was taken off the market when he died.
It wasn't protecting against harmful rays.
Did you know Steve Irwin may have survived if I had been wearing proper protection
I thought most people know The best protection against harmful rays is sun block
TIL Steve Irwin was trying to market his own sunblock.
The FDA wouldn't approve it because it didn't protect you against all rays.
TIL Steve Irwin would have lived if he were wearing sunscreen.
It protects from harmful rays.
The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…
Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful!"
Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"
Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtably the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that!"
Autumn ~ *-leaves-*
Steve Irwin died because he wasn't wearing sunscreen.
If he had, it would've protected him from harmful rays.
You know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen.
Would have protected him from the harmful rays.
Little did you know, but Steve Irwin would have lived if he had put on enough sunscreen.
It would have protected him from the harmful rays.
What should Steve Irwin worn the day he died?
Sunscreen. Know why..?
Because it protects you from harmful rays.
My friend betrayed me on the test when I asked him where the light rays parallel to the principle axis of a concave mirror meet
I mean, he did try to motivate me by shouting "Focus! Focus!", but that hardly helps.
