Ray Jokes

• Short Ray Jokes
• Ray One Liners
• X Ray Jokes
• Ray Charles Jokes
• Stevie Ray Jokes
• Ray Ban Jokes
• Manta Ray Jokes
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Funniest Ray Short Jokes

Short ray jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ray humour may include short bobby jokes also.

1. I had my leg x-rayed today. The doctor told me "your patella measures 2.54 cm"
   By surprise I said "Inch high knees?"
   The doctor replied "披萨卷2.54披萨卷"
2. Where do naughty rays of light go? Prism
   (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
3. Doctor [looking at my x-rays] : this is exactly what I was afraid of. Me: What?
   Doctor: Skeletons
4. TIL Steve Irwin had a failed "Crocodile Hunter" sunscreen brand. Apparently it didn't protect you from harmful rays
5. Wife: I'm afraid our Neighbour died Husband: Who, Ray?
   Wife: It's inappropriate to cheer when someone dies
   (My 7 year old came up with this joke)
6. TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays.
7. Doctor: "I'm just waiting for your X-Ray." Blonde: "I've never dated anyone by that name."
8. What did ray charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
9. Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels.
10. Steve Irwin would still be alive today if he put on sunscreen It protects you from harmful rays

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Ray One Liners

Which ray one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ray? I can suggest the ones about x ray and scoliosis.

1. What did Yoda say when he watched star wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI
2. Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled? It didn't protect him from harmful rays
3. Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray.
4. Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married.
5. Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock.
   Doesn't protect against harmful rays.
6. Why can't we see black light rays? Cause they're all in prism.
7. Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock? It doesn't protect from harmful rays
8. If only Steve Irwin wore sunglasses They might have protected him from harmful rays
9. If only Steve Irwin wore sun screen. He could have been protected from harmful rays.
10. What do you call dental X-rays? tooth pics
11. Steve Irwin put on sunscreen. Too bad it didn't protect him from harmful rays.
12. I heard Steve Irwin has his own line of sunscreen... It's supposed to block the rays
13. Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen? To protect himself from the harmful rays.
14. Doctor: "Your x-ray showed a broken rib... ... but we fixed it with Photoshop."
15. Q: Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he was married.

X Ray Jokes

Here is a list of funny x ray jokes and even better x ray puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients... ...but she saw something in me.
• If you can't afford healthcare... Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!
• With trembling hands, my doctor looked up from my x-ray and stammered, "This is exactly what I was afraid of." Gripping my chest, I rasped, "What?" Eyes wide, he whispered, "Skeletons!"
• A girl I know who works in the X-ray department of a local hospital is dating one of her patients Nobody know what she sees in him
• You have to be an adult to see Theodore, the guy who takes the medical images at the hospital. After all, he's x-ray Ted.
• I'm dating an x-ray technician... But I don't know what she sees in me.
• I went to the Doctor's Office the other day I had to get an x-ray and when the results came back the doctor said "This is exactly what I was scared of."
  "What?" I replied.
  "Skeletons"
• How do you protect yourself from gamma rays and x-rays? You don't bomb pearl harbor.
• My doctor said the X-Ray was negative. I was like, aren't they all?
• I'm afraid of being vulnerable in front of X-Ray Technicians. They can see right through me.

Ray Charles Jokes

Here is a list of funny ray charles jokes and even better ray charles puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love.
• What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and stevie wonder playing tennis
• Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
• Ray Charles walks into a bar... and a stool and a table
• Why don't you ever see Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles together? Because Ray Charles is dead.
• [Walks into a bar] Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.
• Why can't Ray Charles drive? He's dead.
• What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming.
• Roses are black... ...Violets are black,
  Everything is black,
  I'm Ray Charles.
• What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing a tennis match.

Stevie Ray Jokes

Here is a list of funny stevie ray jokes and even better stevie ray puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I devised a test to see if people prefer Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder... It's a double blind study.
• I feel bad for Ray Charles about the whole Stevie Wonder thing... I mean another blind black piano player? There's no way he saw that coming.
• What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest? They ran into each other
• It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight
• What is the meaning of perpetual adoration? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
• Why are Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smiling? Because they can't see that they're black.
• Stevie Wonder says the best advice he ever heard was from Ray Charles... "The future's lookin' up."
• I never realized it until today, but the song "Endless Love" by Diana Ross and Lionel Richie is about... ...a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.
• Do you remember when Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder played each other in a tennis match? It was endless love.
• Why did Stevie Wonder laugh? He found out Ray Charles was a blind black man

Ray Ban Jokes

Here is a list of funny ray ban jokes and even better ray ban puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What sunglasses can see inside your eyes? X-Ray Bans
• what kind of sunglasses doe Janay Rice wear? Ray-Bans!
• The European Union has decided to vote against laser-based weaponry development. The council has declared they are considering
  ( •_•)
  ( •_•)>⌐■-■
  (⌐■_■)
  Ray-bans.
• My friend is no longer allowed to buy sunglasses He's been given a Ray-Ban
• Why is sunshine no longer allowed in California? They passed a law implementing Ray Bans.
• Why does the UN ban shrink rays? It's a weapon of mass reduction.
• Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans? > marked as spam
• So that o**... tried to sell "genuine" Ray-Bans to me for $5... I passed, it seemed like a pretty shady deal

Manta Ray Jokes

Here is a list of funny manta ray jokes and even better manta ray puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Nvidia teams up with Oceana nonprofit to track manta rays' travelling habits They're applying their latest ray tracing technology.
• Where do manta rays learn to read? In elemantaray school.
• What do you call the fleshy-mouth things on Manta Rays? Manta-bles

Comical & Quirky Ray Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about ray you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean charlie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ray pranks.