Ray Charles Jokes

Funniest Ray Charles Short Jokes

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1. What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
2. Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
3. Why don't you ever see Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles together? Because Ray Charles is dead.
4. [Walks into a bar] Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walk into a bar. Then they both walk into a wall. Then Stevie walks into a chair. You can probably see where this is going... too bad they can't.
5. What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming.
6. What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing a tennis match.
7. I devised a test to see if people prefer Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder... It's a double blind study.
8. I feel bad for Ray Charles about the whole Stevie Wonder thing... I mean another blind black piano player? There's no way he saw that coming.
9. What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest? They ran into each other
10. Why are Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smiling? Because they can't see that they're black.

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Ray Charles One Liners

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1. Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married.
2. Q: Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends? A: Because he was married.
3. What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love.
4. What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and stevie wonder playing tennis
5. Ray Charles walks into a bar... and a stool and a table
6. Why can't Ray Charles drive? He's dead.
7. Roses are black... ...Violets are black,
   Everything is black,
   I'm Ray Charles.
8. It's hard to compare Stevie Wonder to Ray Charles They are both just so out of sight
9. Who is Steve Irwin's favorite musician? Ray Charles
10. What rings twice and screams once? Ray Charles answering the iron
11. Have you ever seen the house Ray Charles lived in? Neither did he.
12. What martial art did Ray Charles practice? Don't Silat
13. What is the meaning of perpetual adoration? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
14. "You have to see it to believe it" -Ray Charles
15. [Insensitive] Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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