Raw Steak Jokes
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I asked a chef if he ever served a steak raw..
He said yeah but it's rare.
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s**... is like steak
you may enjoy it raw but that's how you get diseases
How does lady gaga prefer you cook her steak?
Raw
Raw
Raw-raw
Raw
I will see myself out
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This is a traditional joke from my culture. Warning, the humor is a bit different than you're used to
Two men are having dinner. One man orders an uncooked fish, and the other man orders uncooked steak. Both are skeptical of the other's raw food. The fish man then orders a Martini, and the steak man orders pure alcohol. The fish man tells the other man not to drink it. The steak man c**... the alcohol. A few hours later, the steak man is at the hospital. The fish man visits. The fish man tells him that he once pulled a charger out of the wall. The steak man dies.
You should know much bacteria is on raw meat.
Lives are at steak.
I like my steak so raw
That it tries to take a bite of my salad when they bring it to the table
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How did Gordan Ramsey like the steak John Cena served him
It was f**...' RAW
I like my women like i like my steak.
Raw
My second favorite joke that came to me in a dream.
Woke up thinking I had told this one to all of my friends and they thought it was truly dumb. I told it to them IRL anyway:
Everybody else went back to the hostel, so I ended up walking around Switzerland by myself at one in the morning. I'm passing this bar when I hear people cheering. I could use a drink so I pop in, and I find all of the chairs pushed aside, and there's a guy in the middle of the floor juggling big slabs of beef. Right? So I grab a beer and sit down to watch, and it's actually, just, mesmerizing. The meat is raw, so it's sort of rippling through the air, fascinating to watch. I heard the guy next to me speak English, so I lean over and I ask him if this is primarily a Swiss sport or what. He says, "Yeah, it's hard to get people interested in sirloin juggling. You're not likely to make any money or even make a name for yourself, and yet the steaks are so high."
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