Raw Jokes

• Short Raw Jokes
• Raw One Liners
• Eating Raw Jokes
• Raw Meat Jokes
• Raw Steak Jokes
• Raw Chicken Jokes
• More Raw Jokes

Funniest Raw Short Jokes

Short raw jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raw humour may include short celery jokes also.

1. I got fired today because I asked a customer whether they wanted it "raw or well done" I was informed I should have said "burial or cremation" instead.
2. What did the dumpling say to the sushi? “You’re a raw deal, but I’m the real ‘dill’!”
3. Hundreds of women are battered in the US every day And all this time I've just been eating them raw...
4. I ate 15 raw oysters last night at the restaurant. I paid for it with exploding diarrhea. I think they would have preferred cash.
5. I was trying to track down a man and a woman, so I set a trap, and baited it with raw chicken. And that's how I got Sam and ella.
6. What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk? A stomach cake!
7. A student wants to know how he did on a test Student: I know my curved score was a 90, but how was my raw score?
   Teacher: Medium rare
   Student: What does that mean?
   Teacher: Not well done.
8. I didn't think housework is a full-time job, so for Thanksgiving my wife served me a raw turkey. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
9. Did you hear Sushi Restaurants are about to release a new type of roll? It is the lady gaga Roll, and it is served Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw
10. My friend claims that he can make the best red paint you've ever seen out of raw beef It looks great, but it's only meaty ochre

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Raw One Liners

Which raw one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raw? I can suggest the ones about meaty and raw steak.

1. I asked a chef if he ever served a steak raw.. He said yeah but it's rare.
2. What do Asian cannibals eat? Raw men
3. What do cannibals eat when they're broke? Raw men
4. What image format does Gordon Ramsay hates the most? .raw
5. How does Lady Gaga like her sushi? Raw, raw, raw, raw, raw!
6. What do cannibals on a budget eat? Raw Men noodles
7. How does Lady Gaga like her steak? Raw Raw Ra-aw.
8. Why Gordon Ramsey hates WWE Because it's f*cking RAW
9. How does Lady Gaga like her steaks? Raw Raw RaAaAw
10. How does Big Shaq compile his software? From raw source.
11. The only reason why Gordon Ramsay watches Smackdown... Is because it's not Raw.
12. I got pretty sick after eating some raw salmon It's a bad case of chickenella.
13. What's Lady Gaga's favorite kind of meat? Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw
14. How does raw chicken taste? Fowl
15. How does Lady Gaga prefer you cook her steak? Raw
    Raw
    Raw-raw
    Raw
    I will see myself out

Eating Raw Jokes

Here is a list of funny eating raw jokes and even better eating raw puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There are over 100,000 battered women in America And all this time I've been eating them raw.
• What do zombie college students eat? Raw-men
• I spent three days in the jungle with nothing to eat apart from raw caterpillars I remember the moment I walked back into civilization.... They were a few butterflies in my stomach I could tell you.
• A feminist website claimed that 34% of women in a relationship are battered. Here I am, eating mine raw.
• A couple I know only eat raw meat. Their names are Sam and Ella.
• Why did the amphibian not want to eat raw meat? He was afraid of getting salamandermonella poisoning.
• What type of meat does Lady GaGa eat? Raw raw raw huh haa!
• Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a lawyer a fish... And he'll sue you for giving out raw, uncooked food, and doing so without a license.
• Did you know that 18% of women in the united states are battered everyday? Wish someone would have told me.... I've been eating then raw all these years
• Don't eat raw fish You'll get salmonella

Raw Meat Jokes

Here is a list of funny raw meat jokes and even better raw meat puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You should know much bacteria is on raw meat. Lives are at steak.
• Why are raw meats expensive? Because they're so rare.
• A saint drank through an uncooked piece of meat St. Raw
• What smells better raw meat or a baby? Depends on how cooked the baby is.
• How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw
• My restaurant only serves raw meat. As a result, everyone got parasites and turned into zombies, wandering around going ''RAW RAW RAW''.
• Q: What do you call a princess who eats raw meat? A: Salmonella
• What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns.
  
• What do you get if you eat a bunch of raw meat? A lifetime ban from the zoo.
• What sort of meat does a lion ask for? Raw

Raw Steak Jokes

Here is a list of funny raw steak jokes and even better raw steak puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I like my steak so raw That it tries to take a bite of my salad when they bring it to the table
• I like my women like i like my steak. Raw
• s**... is like steak you may enjoy it raw but that's how you get diseases
• How did Gordan Ramsey like the steak John Cena served him It was f**...' RAW

Raw Chicken Jokes

Here is a list of funny raw chicken jokes and even better raw chicken puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know that raw chicken gives you salmonella but... Raw salmon doesn't give you chickenella?
• Did you hear about the blonde woman who has three hours of footage of raw chicken on her iPhone? The cooking instructions said remove sleeve and film.
• I like my chicken how I like my women Raw, slimy and pink.
• I just ate raw chicken fingers And then I threw up gang signs.
• A raw chicken s**... dreams of being cooked and enjoyed one day Until then, it's just a pre-tender.

Silly Raw Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about raw you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean raw meat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make raw pranks.