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30 raving jokes and hilarious raving puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about raving that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Raving Short Jokes

Short raving jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raving humour may include short raging jokes also.

  1. I took an epileptic girl to a rave I jokingly told her, "I hear this place has rave reviews", but she just rolled her eyes at me.
  2. Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon. They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
  3. Being a clumsy chemist is like going to the rave... Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.
  4. My girlfriend was raving about our neighbors Marble Countertops. I was unimpressed, but maybe I just took them for Granite
  5. A church in my neighborhood has started having raves every night... They're Crystal Methodists.
  6. What do you call it when Edgar Allen Poe hosts an indoor strobe party? A Rave-in
  7. If gym equipment was invisible... Gyms would look like silent raves
  8. What do horses eat at a rave? Oats Oats Oats Oats
  9. What do bears get at raves? Mauly.
  10. Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n

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Raving One Liners

Which raving one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raving? I can suggest the ones about rave and screaming.

  1. Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base.
  2. How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling.
  3. How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling.
  4. How do you make Africans rave?
  5. How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling.
  6. How do you start a rave in Israel? You stick a quarter to the ceiling
  7. How do you start a rave in Uganda ? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
  8. How does a friend contact you when he gets lost at a Rave? EDMs you
  9. What do vegetarians say at a rave? Lettuce turnip the Beet
  10. How do you start a rave in Africa? You glue a piece of bread to the roof.
  11. What do you call a a bunch of epileptic vegans at a rave? Seizure Salad
  12. How do you start a rave in Ethiopia Staple food to the ceiling
    (I'm sorry)
  13. How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
  14. How do you start an African rave? Staple food to the ceiling.
  15. How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Glue toast to the ceiling.

Stark Raving Jokes

Here is a list of funny stark raving jokes and even better stark raving puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is Iron Man when he bumps into Mandarin at EDC Stark raving mad
  • What happened when Iron Man dropped some bad Ecstacy? He became Stark-raving-mad.
  • What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert? Stark Raving Mad
Raving joke, What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about raving can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of raving puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Charming Humor Raving Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about raving you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean frantically jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make raving prank.

The Chinese recently made a scientific discovery.

They discovered a louse so small that it lives on the back of the common housefly.
It's a remarkable discovery, but it's gone completely unnoticed because nobody thinks it odd that the Chinese are raving about their fly lice.

A recently divorced couple were in court

battling over the custody of their child.
The mother spoke first, ranting and raving about what a terrible father her ex husband had been.
The judge asks the father if he had any comments.
The father simply replied:
"If I place a quarter in a gum-ball machine, who get to keep the candy? Me or the gum-ball machine?"

I hate seeing commercials for new TVs

Every time I think I need a new TV, I see a commercial for one. As they're raving about how fantastic the picture is, I think, 'Yeah, it DOES look great, my TV must be fine!' That being said, I think I will buy one if they ever come out in color.

What's the difference between an Italian barber and an angry circus ringmaster?

Ones a shaving roman and the others a raving showman.

I've always wanted to see a live performance of "Our American Cousin"

My buddy Abe wouldn't stop raving about it. He kept talking about how his mind was literally blown.

If you do MDMA you should seriously consider a career as a movie critic.

They're always raving.

I'm flying to India to try their famous sandwiches.

Everyone keeps raving about their new deli...

My best friend was raving to me about her favourite TV show........

She said "The Dr did this and the Dr did that."
I was confused so asked "dr who?"
She said "Yes!"

What's the difference between an Italian barber and Donald Trump?

One is a shaving Roman and the other is a raving showman.

A suspected criminal with a history of threatening violence is under investigation is ranting and raving about a law officer in public is the President of the United States.

Raving joke, A suspected criminal with a history of threatening violence is under investigation is ranting and ra

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The impact of these raving jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.