Raven Jokes
42 raven jokes and hilarious raven puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about raven that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for some beak-splitting laughs? Check out this article for some of the funniest Raven-themed jokes out there! From Raven Scanner to a bird named after the author of 'The Raven', Edgar Allan Poe, these gags will have you in stitches. Not to mention the jokes about toucans and hummingbirds! So get ready for a good dose of silly Raven-related puns!
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Funniest Raven Short Jokes
Short raven jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The raven humour may include short crows jokes also.
- What's the difference between a crow and a raven? All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion.
- I used to own a Raven in Boston It could speak English, but the only word it knew was "Car"
- The raven was indecisive.... He said, "Probably not. But don't quote me on that."
*Sorry, that's was a Poe joke.* - Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)
- Superbowl Killing It Yeah go ravens. Ray lewis is litterly "killing" the other team. He is practicly "driving" through them. I think he is "drunk" with happiness.
- What do you call a raven that delivers Christmas Presents? Santa Claws
- what did Edgar Allan Poe say when he heard something rapping on his chamber door That's so Raven
- What is the last thing Odin says before releasing his second raven at the beginning of the day? Begone, Thought.
- What do you call a group of ravens? Ray Lewis
- What do you call it when That's So Raven sees the past instead of the future? PTSD.
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Raven One Liners
Which raven one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with raven? I can suggest the ones about bird of prey and falcon.
- I went to an underground party dressed as a bird. I was raven for hours.
- I just got a pet raven. I'm going to name him Nineteen. Corvid Nineteen.
- What Do You Call A Hypothetical Group Of Ravens? A conspiracy theory!
- My dad only lets me keep 2 pet ravens at a time Nevermore
- Chipotle is releasing a new "Ravens" burrito. It comes with everything but rice.
- I don't like farmers that keep ravens as pets. They're bad yeomans
- I saved a tiny baby raven and now he won't leave I guess you could say he's micro
- What does a raven bring on an airplane? A carri-on bag
- The Ravens could have beat the Bengals . . . in an elevator.
- What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? "...ugh nevermind"
- I saw a flock of raven flying in the sky the other day It was an act of unkindness
- Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because there is a "b" in both and an 'n' in neither.
- I witnessed a great treachery yesterday. It must have been at least 20 ravens.
- How would you describe Bran from GoT in three words? Stark raven mad.
- What do you call a coronavirus that targets crows and ravens? Corvid-19
Poe Raven Jokes
Here is a list of funny poe raven jokes and even better poe raven puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Went to a poetry event for people who are tired of reading "The Raven." It was an Ex-Poe Expo.
- Why ares a Raven like a writing desk? Because Poe wrote on both.
Charming Humor Raven Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about raven you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vulture jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make raven pranks.
What is the difference between a raven and a crow??
Well, ravens and crows both have large feathers on their wings called 'pinions'. Ravens have 4 pinions on each wing while crows only have 3.
So if you think about it, it's just a matter of a pinion
The difference between a crow and a raven.
A biologist was asked to finally determine whether crows and ravens are really two different birds. This has been a matter of some conjecture for quite some time. Given only a cursory glance, these birds appear to be one and the same. The biologist spent considerable time watching the birds in their habitat and logging hours of observations. Their beaks were the same, their feet and their bodies showed no variable difference. But, at last, a breakthrough. The long feathers at the tip of a birds wings, the pinion feathers, provided the conclusion that ravens and crows differ. A raven has four pinion feathers and a crow has five pinion feathers. So........................... The difference between ravens and crows is a matter of a pinion.
The tiny door to the magic castle was barely big enough to crawl through. It was carved with a half-lion, half-eagle, and guarded by a fearsome raven that would only allow you to pass if you breathed on its foot...
So basically you had to huff n puff on the raven claw then slither in the griffon door.
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Many ravens are called a congress...
Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a m**....
Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?
Odin is planning to take a flight, so he packs his bags and heads to the airport. One of the staff says "sir, you'll have to keep your pet in the hold..."
Odin laughs and says, "no, this is a carrion raven."
3 cousins are together talking about their names. The first, a raven haired beauty, says "when my mother was pregnant a rose fell from a bush and landed on her stomach so she named me Rose".
The second, a beautiful blonde, says, "when my mother was pregnant a violet landed on her stomach, so she named me Violet".
She turns to the 3rd cousin, a small crippled girl in a wheelchair, "how did u get your name, Piano??".
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Here's to the stork that brings good babies...
Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the s**......that brings *no* babies!
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Why could Poe's raven feel so well at the end?
It got rid of its n**... quoth.
