The Best 30 Raven Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Raven Jokes and Puns
What's the difference between a crow and a raven?
All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion.
What is the difference between a raven and a crow??
Well, ravens and crows both have large feathers on their wings called 'pinions'. Ravens have 4 pinions on each wing while crows only have 3.
So if you think about it, it's just a matter of a pinion
The difference between a crow and a raven.
A biologist was asked to finally determine whether crows and ravens are really two different birds. This has been a matter of some conjecture for quite some time. Given only a cursory glance, these birds appear to be one and the same. The biologist spent considerable time watching the birds in their habitat and logging hours of observations. Their beaks were the same, their feet and their bodies showed no variable difference. But, at last, a breakthrough. The long feathers at the tip of a birds wings, the pinion feathers, provided the conclusion that ravens and crows differ. A raven has four pinion feathers and a crow has five pinion feathers. So........................... The difference between ravens and crows is a matter of a pinion.
I went to an underground party dressed as a bird.
I was raven for hours.
The tiny door to the magic castle was barely big enough to crawl through. It was carved with a half-lion, half-eagle, and guarded by a fearsome raven that would only allow you to pass if you breathed on its foot...
So basically you had to huff n puff on the raven claw then slither in the griffon door.
I just got a pet raven. I'm going to name him Nineteen.
Corvid Nineteen.
I used to own a Raven in Boston
It could speak English, but the only word it knew was "Car"
Many ravens are called a congress...
Owls are a parliament, eagles are a convocation and crows are a murder.
Does this mean that a group of vultures are a corporation?
3 cousins are together talking about their names. The first, a raven haired beauty, says "when my mother was pregnant a rose fell from a bush and landed on her stomach so she named me Rose".
The second, a beautiful blonde, says, "when my mother was pregnant a violet landed on her stomach, so she named me Violet".
She turns to the 3rd cousin, a small crippled girl in a wheelchair, "how did u get your name, Piano??".
I saved a tiny baby raven and now he won't leave
I guess you could say he's micro
The difference between birds
A new study from a renowned bird journal found the difference between crows and ravens.
Apparently, aside from size, their wings are made differently. The common crow has six pinions per wing, while the raven has only five.
The conclusion: It is only a difference of a pinion.
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The raven was indecisive....
He said, "Probably not. But don't quote me on that."
*Sorry, that's was a Poe joke.*
What does a raven bring on an airplane?
A carri-on bag
The Ravens could have beat the Bengals . . .
in an elevator.
What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe?
"...ugh nevermind"
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because there is a "b" in both and an 'n' in neither.
In response to the TIL about the difference between a crow and raven
Do you know the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, the feathers that are the long vertical feathers on the wings are called pinion feathers. They help the birds fly. A raven has 13 of these feathers and raven only has 12. So I guess you could say that the difference between a crow and a raven is the difference of a pinion. I'll show myself out now.
How would you describe Bran from GoT in three words?
Stark raven mad.
difference between a crow and a raven
one has 4 pinion feathers and the other has 5 pinion feathers, so the difference is a matter of a pinion
What do you call a raven that delivers Christmas Presents?
Santa Claws
Here's to the stork that brings good babies...
Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!
what did Edgar Allan Poe say when he heard something rapping on his chamber door
That's so Raven
What is the last thing Odin says before releasing his second raven at the beginning of the day?
Begone, Thought.
Why could Poe's raven feel so well at the end?
It got rid of its nasty quoth.
What do you call it when That's So Raven sees the past instead of the future?
PTSD.
Went to a poetry event for people who are tired of reading "The Raven."
It was an Ex-Poe Expo.
Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?
They were ravin' with Raven.
Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?
Because they'd rather see them raven.
Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
Former Ravens cheerleader was sentenced to 48 WEEKENDS in jail for sex abuse.
48 weekends...which is basically saying, "you're grounded."
Why ares a Raven like a writing desk?
Because Poe wrote on both.
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